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Choker 01-03-2004 05:44 PM

Starting 2004 off with a BIG BANG. Choker haters..Here we go........
 
2004 is going to bring out a lot of Choker haters. Lets start with just about every host there is. After this new program gets going I have a feeling a lot of hosts are going to wish I were dead......
Fuck em all

New program announcement. http://www.betterbeup.com

This is a 100% free server monitoring tool anyone can use. Just a simple php script you install on your server. Your sites will be monitored 24/7. When they do not respond, your host will get a email and you can enter up to 3 additional email addys to be notified. It will also ICQ up to 3 people you input it to if your site does not respond.

Notice on the front page http://www.betterbeup.com that all hosts that have domains using this seervice will have their uptime and downtime displayed for all to see. (this is where the haters WILL come).

A demo is set up here http://www.betterbeup.com/ch_04/webm...ains&user=demo

When you have a account there are more detailed stats including MRTG etc. This page is a public page so your host can monitor your sites also.

I am very excited about this program as it is something EVERYONE needs. Also the way it will show hosts performance for all to see is pretty fucking cool.

- Jesus Christ - 01-03-2004 05:46 PM

Why?

Choker 01-03-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Why?
Why not?

washiez 01-03-2004 05:48 PM

Very cool. Why not add a way to text page our cell phones? ;)

triumph 01-03-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Why?
EXACTLY!

Choker 01-03-2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by washiez
Very cool. Why not add a way to text page our cell phones? ;)
Possible, aren't there like many different formats for this?

- Jesus Christ - 01-03-2004 05:51 PM

http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?...ckyourself.com

almighty 01-03-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker


Why not?

exactly i have had alot of hosting probs over the past 1-2 yrs ive probably move dmore hosts in 1-2 yrs then most move in 10 yrs ;)

xanx 01-03-2004 05:53 PM

looks kinda neat :thumbsup

pussyluver 01-03-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by washiez
Very cool. Why not add a way to text page our cell phones? ;)
Prolly can do that with email!

Have two servers - was on my list of things to do.

THANKS!

Head 01-03-2004 05:53 PM

Sounds cool! :thumbsup

- Jesus Christ - 01-03-2004 05:55 PM

I guess i should not be so pessemistic.... its a free service that many places charge for. :thumbsup

Paparazzi 01-03-2004 05:58 PM

very nice Choker! :thumbsup

SubSonic 01-03-2004 05:59 PM

Choker, wheres United Colo? I am missing them :)

Choker 01-03-2004 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I guess i should not be so pessemistic.... its a free service that many places charge for. :thumbsup
Yes it is. All I get out of this is banner impresssions at the top of every page. I have a server just for this free service. I need this type of service for myself, so I figured why not pop a banner on it and let others use it for free.

Choker 01-03-2004 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
Choker, wheres United Colo? I am missing them :)
I will add them what is thier url ?

- Jesus Christ - 01-03-2004 06:02 PM

United Colo Was Sold out to Sagonet.com about 4 months ago. All UCG servers are really on the sago network.


unitedcolo.com
sagonet.com

Tuga 01-03-2004 06:02 PM

Sounds good :thumbsup

SubSonic 01-03-2004 06:02 PM

http://www.unitedcolo.com

Thanks and great program bro

Choker 01-03-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
United Colo Was Sold out to Sagonet.com about 4 months ago. All UCG servers are really on the sago network.


unitedcolo.com
sagonet.com

He's added thanks

Nysus 01-03-2004 06:17 PM

Hey Choker - How do you propose stopping competition from signing up to their competition and fucking with things to make it look like they have downtime?

Also, individual servers or sections of a network could be down, but not the whole.

Cheers,
Matt

Choker 01-03-2004 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
Hey Choker - How do you propose stopping competition from signing up to their competition and fucking with things to make it look like they have downtime?

Also, individual servers or sections of a network could be down, but not the whole.

Cheers,
Matt

The script runs a reverse DNS lookup from my admin. this will be easy to spot if a host is childish enough to try this.

As far as the individual servers or network, well if my site goes down as far as I am concerned the host is down, and it will be reflected as such. After every host has several domains and servers being monitored, the numbers will average out. No host will be 100% up.

Reak 01-03-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Why?

Choker 01-03-2004 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
Why is everyone asking why? I really don't understand.

klik 01-03-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker


Why is everyone asking why? I really don't understand.

i don't understand the recent trend of quoting people and saying absolutely nothing.

Pete 01-03-2004 07:27 PM

My servers are constantly monitored by Jupiter. I pay for that though. With this being free and someone not having a monitoring service, I'm not sure why you wouldnt use. Unless your server going down doesnt affect you.

Choker 01-03-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
My servers are constantly monitored by Jupiter. I pay for that though. With this being free and someone not having a monitoring service, I'm not sure why you wouldnt use. Unless your server going down doesnt affect you.
Well I like getting icqed if my site goes down. I also entered 2 other icq nubmers so three people total are informed if a site goes down. I also like having the red/green status lights for all the domains on one page. One page I can see the status of all my servers

TheEnforcer 01-03-2004 08:16 PM

Looks good Choker. Some will find use for it and others won't.... as with all programs. Good luck with it. :thumbsup

Za Ha 01-03-2004 08:29 PM

ATM, this is 100% useless to me but I see where you are going with this. Very nice :thumbsup

serious 01-03-2004 08:55 PM

popped it on one of my domains, ill see how it looks

thanks

Martin 01-03-2004 09:01 PM

Don't need it. Swiftwill is always up.

beemk 01-03-2004 09:30 PM

great job. the good hosting companys wont care about this but the ones that go down will have a problem because they will be caught. either way im happy.

Mr. Marks 01-03-2004 10:04 PM

Too many choker haterz

Pipecrew 01-03-2004 10:09 PM

looks good man

mkx 01-03-2004 10:20 PM

brilliant work choker, thanks for sharing the software with us.

hudson 01-03-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik


i don't understand the recent trend of quoting people and saying absolutely nothing.

agreed!

cosis 01-03-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik


i don't understand the recent trend of quoting people and saying absolutely nothing.


Choker 01-04-2004 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by serious
popped it on one of my domains, ill see how it looks

thanks

Cool, there is a link inside to a support forum if you have any problems or suggestions.

Trax 01-04-2004 07:25 AM

DB Error: syntax error(INSERT INTO host (ip, hoster) VALUES('69.31.79.6', ) [nativecode=1064 ** You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1])
Please, do the following:
1. Make sure you went through setup/upgrade sequence like described in documentation

Trax 01-04-2004 07:28 AM

there are many hosts missing
vibehosting
adultxspace
...

Trax 01-04-2004 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
there are many hosts missing
vibehosting
adultxspace
...


ElitePlanet.com
hosthead.com
321host-it.com
CybeHost.com
cyberwurx.com
eyow.com
youza.com

Trax 01-04-2004 07:31 AM

ok
you need to add those
the service makes no sense if you dont support the smaller companies as those are mainly the ones who suffer downtimes

i dont need such a service to see isprime or PS never go down :winkwink:

GTS Mark 01-04-2004 07:32 AM

This is actually a really good idea choker. I have this service already with Interseerer. It e-mails me everytime my hosting goes down and gives me exact reports on how long it was down and when it came back up.

Unfortunately I have been getting more e-mails than usual recently with chooopa.

DH

Choker 01-04-2004 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
there are many hosts missing
vibehosting
adultxspace
...

what's thier urls? I will add them

Libertine 01-04-2004 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker


what's thier urls? I will add them

http://www.vibehosting.com
http://www.adultxspace.com

grumpy 01-04-2004 07:59 AM

whats happens if your host is down?

Choker 01-04-2004 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax



ElitePlanet.com
hosthead.com
321host-it.com
CybeHost.com
cyberwurx.com
eyow.com
youza.com

added thanks

Choker 01-04-2004 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
DB Error: syntax error(INSERT INTO host (ip, hoster) VALUES('69.31.79.6', ) [nativecode=1064 ** You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1])
Please, do the following:
1. Make sure you went through setup/upgrade sequence like described in documentation

no idea how you got that error, can you post this in the support forum

romans 01-04-2004 08:05 AM

:warning :warning

Anyone who spot errors, please use this link to report problems.. I'll watch it closely and fix them right away.


http://www.chickenboard.com/list.php?f=15

Thank you. Please provide details, what you actually wanted to do, if you have error message.

:warning

romans

JamesK 01-04-2004 08:05 AM

http://www.isprime.com/
http://www.wizzhosting.com/

add these urls too

btw, great idea choker. I like it.


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