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nathan_f · 01-03-2004, 03:58 PM

I always wondered how being gummed would feel....

triumph · 01-03-2004, 03:58 PM

No, but I heard its the best!

myjah · 01-03-2004, 03:59 PM

i don't want anyone who is toothless to be anywhere near me

RoUgH AiR · 01-03-2004, 04:01 PM

Where I am living thats all there is.

Ruff..

Ic3m4nZ · 01-03-2004, 04:02 PM

doober · 01-03-2004, 04:05 PM

No, but thx for letting us know what you did last nite

blackmonsters · 01-03-2004, 04:32 PM

Yep, Sure did.

It was I wild situation.
I had just left a bar and was going home but where I live I have to go by a dozen bars(walking) to get home. I decided I needed one more drink...wasn't quite plastered yet. So I stop into a place that is almost empty...about 5 people. I sit next to a couple from Oklahoma that are on vacation to celebrate their anniversary. They had been married before; divorced and now re-married. The lady was a cute blonde in her late 40's. Nice petite body. Hubby was a neat conservative looking bearded guy. They had good conversation so I was enjoying myself and had a few more drinks and started buying them drinks because they ran out of cash. Hubby goes to the bathroom and wifey says to me "I can have anything I want for my aniversary...any guy I want". I guess she had already discussed this with hubby.
I didn't really take this shit seriously though, I mean he wasn't even there when she said that so I was like this aint going to happen. We can't sneak off together; hubby aint that stupid.

So after a few more drinks we all wanted a snack. Only Burgerking was open and they had no cash. So we go to Burger King and I but them Whopper meals and we decide to go back to their hotel room to eat because this burger king had like only 6 seats in it and they were taken already. We go up to the room and eat the burgers and start talking about sex.

I got bold and asked if I could watch her give her hubby a blowjob. And WOW; they were like "ok". I wqas sitting in a chair next to the bed and watching her blow him and then she said something like "don't be shocked, I'm going to do a special thing I alway do with hubby" and she takes her fucking teeth out and lays them on the mattress. I'm thinking "Holy FUck!!" I didn't know those were false teeth. They looked real to me but there they were on the bed and she starts to blow him without her teeth. She blows him for a while and then put her teeth back in and then climbs on top of him and start riding his dick. I'm looking at that and I'm starting to want some pussy.

I get even bolder and start touching her ass. They don't say anyrthing about it so I take my pants off and get behind her and start kissing her ass. I tried to get my dick in her ass to do DP but I just couldn't get it in there. Damn; I wanted to do that; but what the fuck. So hubby starts cumming and he is finished and she rolls of him and starts giving me a blowjob. I lay back and enjoy it for a while and then she stops for a second and pulls her teeth out and lays them on the bed. Then she put her mouth back on my dick and sucked me in all the way and when she begain to pull her head back up that's when I knew what a "gum job" was all about. On her way back up my shaft she bit down on my cock with her gums!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! It felt like my dick was pulling out of the tightest asshole in the world and then she went back down on me again while biting down on my cock and it felt like I was penetrating the tightest asshole in the world.
Yep, I groaned like a MOFO!!! She kept this up for a while and I was hoping she'd keep going into I shot my wad in her mouth but she said "I want to feel your cock in my pussy". All the time hubby is there just being quiet and watching.

I jumped between her legs and draped them over my shoulders and started pouding while she manuvered over and started sucking hubby's cock again. I kinda felt weird with my face that close to her sucking his dick but I guess that's the way it is when you do a threesome. So what the fuck; I kept pounding until I busted a nut in her pussy. Man did she have a really tight nody for being over forty. A nice pussy indeed and I hit it hard.

I layed on the bed with them for a while and then put my clothes on and came back home; all the time I'm walking home; I'm thinking "shit. did this really happen?". What a chance happening but timing is everything and I walked into that bar at the right time that night. Anyway she started emailing me and I was kinda not wanting to respond because I'm thinking that hubby did this like for a one time thing and he don't want me fucking his wife and I repsect that. If he had started to email me then I would have felt different about it. So anyway we sent emails back in forth for a while and then it just stopped. That's ok with me. I'm not trying to but into their marraiage or anything like that. I don't dig that shit. A one time fuck is just that...One time. She actually put a picture of me on her personal website; it was a fucked up pic of me so I didn't like it but other than that it was all cool.

So to end this post. I will say if a toothless babe wants to blow you then FUCKING GO FOR IT. It was good enough for me to motivate me to spill my guts about it.

jimthefiend · 01-03-2004, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters
Yep, Sure did.

It was I wild situation.
I had just left a bar and was going home but where I live I have to go by a dozen bars(walking) to get home. I decided I needed one more drink...wasn't quite plastered yet. So I stop into a place that is almost empty...about 5 people. I sit next to a couple from Oklahoma that are on vacation to celebrate their anniversary. They had been married before; divorced and now re-married. The lady was a cute blonde in her late 40's. Nice petite body. Hubby was a neat conservative looking bearded guy. They had good conversation so I was enjoying myself and had a few more drinks and started buying them drinks because they ran out of cash. Hubby goes to the bathroom and wifey says to me "I can have anything I want for my aniversary...any guy I want". I guess she had already discussed this with hubby.
I didn't really take this shit seriously though, I mean he wasn't even there when she said that so I was like this aint going to happen. We can't sneak off together; hubby aint that stupid.

So after a few more drinks we all wanted a snack. Only Burgerking was open and they had no cash. So we go to Burger King and I but them Whopper meals and we decide to go back to their hotel room to eat because this burger king had like only 6 seats in it and they were taken already. We go up to the room and eat the burgers and start talking about sex.

I got bold and asked if I could watch her give her hubby a blowjob. And WOW; they were like "ok". I wqas sitting in a chair next to the bed and watching her blow him and then she said something like "don't be shocked, I'm going to do a special thing I alway do with hubby" and she takes her fucking teeth out and lays them on the mattress. I'm thinking "Holy FUck!!" I didn't know those were false teeth. They looked real to me but there they were on the bed and she starts to blow him without her teeth. She blows him for a while and then put her teeth back in and then climbs on top of him and start riding his dick. I'm looking at that and I'm starting to want some pussy.

I get even bolder and start touching her ass. They don't say anyrthing about it so I take my pants off and get behind her and start kissing her ass. I tried to get my dick in her ass to do DP but I just couldn't get it in there. Damn; I wanted to do that; but what the fuck. So hubby starts cumming and he is finished and she rolls of him and starts giving me a blowjob. I lay back and enjoy it for a while and then she stops for a second and pulls her teeth out and lays them on the bed. Then she put her mouth back on my dick and sucked me in all the way and when she begain to pull her head back up that's when I knew what a "gum job" was all about. On her way back up my shaft she bit down on my cock with her gums!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! It felt like my dick was pulling out of the tightest asshole in the world and then she went back down on me again while biting down on my cock and it felt like I was penetrating the tightest asshole in the world.
Yep, I groaned like a MOFO!!! She kept this up for a while and I was hoping she'd keep going into I shot my wad in her mouth but she said "I want to feel your cock in my pussy". All the time hubby is there just being quiet and watching.

I jumped between her legs and draped them over my shoulders and started pouding while she manuvered over and started sucking hubby's cock again. I kinda felt weird with my face that close to her sucking his dick but I guess that's the way it is when you do a threesome. So what the fuck; I kept pounding until I busted a nut in her pussy. Man did she have a really tight nody for being over forty. A nice pussy indeed and I hit it hard.

I layed on the bed with them for a while and then put my clothes on and came back home; all the time I'm walking home; I'm thinking "shit. did this really happen?". What a chance happening but timing is everything and I walked into that bar at the right time that night. Anyway she started emailing me and I was kinda not wanting to respond because I'm thinking that hubby did this like for a one time thing and he don't want me fucking his wife and I repsect that. If he had started to email me then I would have felt different about it. So anyway we sent emails back in forth for a while and then it just stopped. That's ok with me. I'm not trying to but into their marraiage or anything like that. I don't dig that shit. A one time fuck is just that...One time. She actually put a picture of me on her personal website; it was a fucked up pic of me so I didn't like it but other than that it was all cool.

So to end this post. I will say if a toothless babe wants to blow you then FUCKING GO FOR IT. It was good enough for me to motivate me to spill my guts about it.

can i get the synopsis?

Ice · 01-03-2004, 04:35 PM

Why did I know without even looking at who started this thread that it was you

RoUgH AiR · 01-03-2004, 04:35 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by blackmonsters
[B]Yep, Sure did.

Breath...take a breath.....air is good.

Ruff...

Rictor · 01-03-2004, 04:36 PM

Umm...no. I'll wait till I'm in the nursing home for that.

myjah · 01-03-2004, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters
Yep, Sure did.

It was I wild situation.
I had just left a bar and was going home but where I live I have to go by a dozen bars(walking) to get home. I decided I needed one more drink...wasn't quite plastered yet. So I stop into a place that is almost empty...about 5 people. I sit next to a couple from Oklahoma that are on vacation to celebrate their anniversary. They had been married before; divorced and now re-married. The lady was a cute blonde in her late 40's. Nice petite body. Hubby was a neat conservative looking bearded guy. They had good conversation so I was enjoying myself and had a few more drinks and started buying them drinks because they ran out of cash. Hubby goes to the bathroom and wifey says to me "I can have anything I want for my aniversary...any guy I want". I guess she had already discussed this with hubby.
I didn't really take this shit seriously though, I mean he wasn't even there when she said that so I was like this aint going to happen. We can't sneak off together; hubby aint that stupid.

So after a few more drinks we all wanted a snack. Only Burgerking was open and they had no cash. So we go to Burger King and I but them Whopper meals and we decide to go back to their hotel room to eat because this burger king had like only 6 seats in it and they were taken already. We go up to the room and eat the burgers and start talking about sex.

I got bold and asked if I could watch her give her hubby a blowjob. And WOW; they were like "ok". I wqas sitting in a chair next to the bed and watching her blow him and then she said something like "don't be shocked, I'm going to do a special thing I alway do with hubby" and she takes her fucking teeth out and lays them on the mattress. I'm thinking "Holy FUck!!" I didn't know those were false teeth. They looked real to me but there they were on the bed and she starts to blow him without her teeth. She blows him for a while and then put her teeth back in and then climbs on top of him and start riding his dick. I'm looking at that and I'm starting to want some pussy.

I get even bolder and start touching her ass. They don't say anyrthing about it so I take my pants off and get behind her and start kissing her ass. I tried to get my dick in her ass to do DP but I just couldn't get it in there. Damn; I wanted to do that; but what the fuck. So hubby starts cumming and he is finished and she rolls of him and starts giving me a blowjob. I lay back and enjoy it for a while and then she stops for a second and pulls her teeth out and lays them on the bed. Then she put her mouth back on my dick and sucked me in all the way and when she begain to pull her head back up that's when I knew what a "gum job" was all about. On her way back up my shaft she bit down on my cock with her gums!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! It felt like my dick was pulling out of the tightest asshole in the world and then she went back down on me again while biting down on my cock and it felt like I was penetrating the tightest asshole in the world.
Yep, I groaned like a MOFO!!! She kept this up for a while and I was hoping she'd keep going into I shot my wad in her mouth but she said "I want to feel your cock in my pussy". All the time hubby is there just being quiet and watching.

I jumped between her legs and draped them over my shoulders and started pouding while she manuvered over and started sucking hubby's cock again. I kinda felt weird with my face that close to her sucking his dick but I guess that's the way it is when you do a threesome. So what the fuck; I kept pounding until I busted a nut in her pussy. Man did she have a really tight nody for being over forty. A nice pussy indeed and I hit it hard.

I layed on the bed with them for a while and then put my clothes on and came back home; all the time I'm walking home; I'm thinking "shit. did this really happen?". What a chance happening but timing is everything and I walked into that bar at the right time that night. Anyway she started emailing me and I was kinda not wanting to respond because I'm thinking that hubby did this like for a one time thing and he don't want me fucking his wife and I repsect that. If he had started to email me then I would have felt different about it. So anyway we sent emails back in forth for a while and then it just stopped. That's ok with me. I'm not trying to but into their marraiage or anything like that. I don't dig that shit. A one time fuck is just that...One time. She actually put a picture of me on her personal website; it was a fucked up pic of me so I didn't like it but other than that it was all cool.

So to end this post. I will say if a toothless babe wants to blow you then FUCKING GO FOR IT. It was good enough for me to motivate me to spill my guts about it.

wake up! wake up! this wet dream is now over!

blackmonsters · 01-03-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend

can i get the synopsis?

Don't be lazy; readng is good for you.

badmunchkin · 01-03-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters
Yep, Sure did.

It was I wild situation.
I had just left a bar and was going home but where I live I have to go by a dozen bars(walking) to get home. I decided I needed one more drink...wasn't quite plastered yet. So I stop into a place that is almost empty...about 5 people. I sit next to a couple from Oklahoma that are on vacation to celebrate their anniversary. They had been married before; divorced and now re-married. The lady was a cute blonde in her late 40's. Nice petite body. Hubby was a neat conservative looking bearded guy. They had good conversation so I was enjoying myself and had a few more drinks and started buying them drinks because they ran out of cash. Hubby goes to the bathroom and wifey says to me "I can have anything I want for my aniversary...any guy I want". I guess she had already discussed this with hubby.
I didn't really take this shit seriously though, I mean he wasn't even there when she said that so I was like this aint going to happen. We can't sneak off together; hubby aint that stupid.

So after a few more drinks we all wanted a snack. Only Burgerking was open and they had no cash. So we go to Burger King and I but them Whopper meals and we decide to go back to their hotel room to eat because this burger king had like only 6 seats in it and they were taken already. We go up to the room and eat the burgers and start talking about sex.

I got bold and asked if I could watch her give her hubby a blowjob. And WOW; they were like "ok". I wqas sitting in a chair next to the bed and watching her blow him and then she said something like "don't be shocked, I'm going to do a special thing I alway do with hubby" and she takes her fucking teeth out and lays them on the mattress. I'm thinking "Holy FUck!!" I didn't know those were false teeth. They looked real to me but there they were on the bed and she starts to blow him without her teeth. She blows him for a while and then put her teeth back in and then climbs on top of him and start riding his dick. I'm looking at that and I'm starting to want some pussy.

I get even bolder and start touching her ass. They don't say anyrthing about it so I take my pants off and get behind her and start kissing her ass. I tried to get my dick in her ass to do DP but I just couldn't get it in there. Damn; I wanted to do that; but what the fuck. So hubby starts cumming and he is finished and she rolls of him and starts giving me a blowjob. I lay back and enjoy it for a while and then she stops for a second and pulls her teeth out and lays them on the bed. Then she put her mouth back on my dick and sucked me in all the way and when she begain to pull her head back up that's when I knew what a "gum job" was all about. On her way back up my shaft she bit down on my cock with her gums!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! It felt like my dick was pulling out of the tightest asshole in the world and then she went back down on me again while biting down on my cock and it felt like I was penetrating the tightest asshole in the world.
Yep, I groaned like a MOFO!!! She kept this up for a while and I was hoping she'd keep going into I shot my wad in her mouth but she said "I want to feel your cock in my pussy". All the time hubby is there just being quiet and watching.

I jumped between her legs and draped them over my shoulders and started pouding while she manuvered over and started sucking hubby's cock again. I kinda felt weird with my face that close to her sucking his dick but I guess that's the way it is when you do a threesome. So what the fuck; I kept pounding until I busted a nut in her pussy. Man did she have a really tight nody for being over forty. A nice pussy indeed and I hit it hard.

I layed on the bed with them for a while and then put my clothes on and came back home; all the time I'm walking home; I'm thinking "shit. did this really happen?". What a chance happening but timing is everything and I walked into that bar at the right time that night. Anyway she started emailing me and I was kinda not wanting to respond because I'm thinking that hubby did this like for a one time thing and he don't want me fucking his wife and I repsect that. If he had started to email me then I would have felt different about it. So anyway we sent emails back in forth for a while and then it just stopped. That's ok with me. I'm not trying to but into their marraiage or anything like that. I don't dig that shit. A one time fuck is just that...One time. She actually put a picture of me on her personal website; it was a fucked up pic of me so I didn't like it but other than that it was all cool.

So to end this post. I will say if a toothless babe wants to blow you then FUCKING GO FOR IT. It was good enough for me to motivate me to spill my guts about it.

You slut.

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 05:22 PM

Hi Jim,

hehehe I can't say I ever have

Ross · 01-03-2004, 05:24 PM

Dude you paying grannies to suck you off?

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01-03-2004, 03:49 PM	#1
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01-03-2004, 04:32 PM	#8
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,753	Yep, Sure did. It was I wild situation. I had just left a bar and was going home but where I live I have to go by a dozen bars(walking) to get home. I decided I needed one more drink...wasn't quite plastered yet. So I stop into a place that is almost empty...about 5 people. I sit next to a couple from Oklahoma that are on vacation to celebrate their anniversary. They had been married before; divorced and now re-married. The lady was a cute blonde in her late 40's. Nice petite body. Hubby was a neat conservative looking bearded guy. They had good conversation so I was enjoying myself and had a few more drinks and started buying them drinks because they ran out of cash. Hubby goes to the bathroom and wifey says to me "I can have anything I want for my aniversary...any guy I want". I guess she had already discussed this with hubby. I didn't really take this shit seriously though, I mean he wasn't even there when she said that so I was like this aint going to happen. We can't sneak off together; hubby aint that stupid. So after a few more drinks we all wanted a snack. Only Burgerking was open and they had no cash. So we go to Burger King and I but them Whopper meals and we decide to go back to their hotel room to eat because this burger king had like only 6 seats in it and they were taken already. We go up to the room and eat the burgers and start talking about sex. I got bold and asked if I could watch her give her hubby a blowjob. And WOW; they were like "ok". I wqas sitting in a chair next to the bed and watching her blow him and then she said something like "don't be shocked, I'm going to do a special thing I alway do with hubby" and she takes her fucking teeth out and lays them on the mattress. I'm thinking "Holy FUck!!" I didn't know those were false teeth. They looked real to me but there they were on the bed and she starts to blow him without her teeth. She blows him for a while and then put her teeth back in and then climbs on top of him and start riding his dick. I'm looking at that and I'm starting to want some pussy. I get even bolder and start touching her ass. They don't say anyrthing about it so I take my pants off and get behind her and start kissing her ass. I tried to get my dick in her ass to do DP but I just couldn't get it in there. Damn; I wanted to do that; but what the fuck. So hubby starts cumming and he is finished and she rolls of him and starts giving me a blowjob. I lay back and enjoy it for a while and then she stops for a second and pulls her teeth out and lays them on the bed. Then she put her mouth back on my dick and sucked me in all the way and when she begain to pull her head back up that's when I knew what a "gum job" was all about. On her way back up my shaft she bit down on my cock with her gums!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! It felt like my dick was pulling out of the tightest asshole in the world and then she went back down on me again while biting down on my cock and it felt like I was penetrating the tightest asshole in the world. Yep, I groaned like a MOFO!!! She kept this up for a while and I was hoping she'd keep going into I shot my wad in her mouth but she said "I want to feel your cock in my pussy". All the time hubby is there just being quiet and watching. I jumped between her legs and draped them over my shoulders and started pouding while she manuvered over and started sucking hubby's cock again. I kinda felt weird with my face that close to her sucking his dick but I guess that's the way it is when you do a threesome. So what the fuck; I kept pounding until I busted a nut in her pussy. Man did she have a really tight nody for being over forty. A nice pussy indeed and I hit it hard. I layed on the bed with them for a while and then put my clothes on and came back home; all the time I'm walking home; I'm thinking "shit. did this really happen?". What a chance happening but timing is everything and I walked into that bar at the right time that night. Anyway she started emailing me and I was kinda not wanting to respond because I'm thinking that hubby did this like for a one time thing and he don't want me fucking his wife and I repsect that. If he had started to email me then I would have felt different about it. So anyway we sent emails back in forth for a while and then it just stopped. That's ok with me. I'm not trying to but into their marraiage or anything like that. I don't dig that shit. A one time fuck is just that...One time. She actually put a picture of me on her personal website; it was a fucked up pic of me so I didn't like it but other than that it was all cool. So to end this post. I will say if a toothless babe wants to blow you then FUCKING GO FOR IT. It was good enough for me to motivate me to spill my guts about it. __________________ Get paid, get tools, get going with Camsoda Join Chaturbate get your cut of the pie

01-03-2004, 04:35 PM	#10
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01-03-2004, 03:58 PM	#2
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	I always wondered how being gummed would feel....

01-03-2004, 03:58 PM	#3
triumph Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,433	No, but I heard its the best!

01-03-2004, 04:01 PM	#5
RoUgH AiR Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 366	Where I am living thats all there is. Ruff..

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01-03-2004, 04:36 PM	#12
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Umm...no. I'll wait till I'm in the nursing home for that.

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01-03-2004, 05:24 PM	#17
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