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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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More drama for your Friday evening....
My fucking dick is refusing to get hard, I treat it with care and its refusing . He claims that "I abuse him and he cant keep up with my numerous rubouts lately" whats a crock of shit , he should be on call 24/7 ready to blow.......... More details to follow
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![]() domestic assualt?
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Its all downhill now.First Viagra then a penile implant..You will have to manually pump the little guido up from now on.
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Keep us updated!
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Location: In bed with Vanilla
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Maybe you two need to talk to a counselor together? Just don't go to bed angry at each other.
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Location: Sunny California
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force a rub out session and you'll sleep like a baby
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So Fucking Banned
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I need to rub one out so i can go to sleep , I gotta be up at 7 am tomorrow. Shit this is gonna be all night dule....
I am brigning out the big guns, I ma popping in Busty pom pom cheerleaders in the dvd in a few minutes, lets see if he can withstand that |
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Ick dude i was just talking to you now youre trying to snap one off.
DAAAAAAAAAMMNNNN uhhhhhhhhhhh Good luck with that though ![]() |
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best designer on GFY
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
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If the Penis says no, and you do it anyway...
Is it rape?
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So Fucking Banned
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Maybe you need some viagra...
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speaking from experience? |
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It's over dude. You better start getting used to the idea of living in celibacy for the rest of your life.
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making it rain
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See sig.
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Marketing Consultant
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Old Timer
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Lick it a little.
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Meow Media Inc.
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Juicy.. didn't you hear..
it's the great guido dick strike of 2004
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Have you tried talking to it?
Maybe the lil' guy's just sick of not getting any foreplay. Always ready on your schedule. Try a romantic comedy and then a skin flick. I think his feelings are hurt. Light some candles and show mini-guido some effort here. Good luck, I hope it works out for you both.
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So Fucking Banned
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DUDE Tie it in a Knot and forget about if for 4 weeks! DR: Ruth says this is for you! |
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What? No pics?
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STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
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no gangbang for you then
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