More drama for your Friday evening....
 

My fucking dick is refusing to get hard, I treat it with care and its refusing . He claims that "I abuse him and he cant keep up with my numerous rubouts lately" whats a crock of shit , he should be on call 24/7 ready to blow.......... More details to follow :feels-hot

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domestic assualt?

Its all downhill now.First Viagra then a penile implant..You will have to manually pump the little guido up from now on.

Keep us updated!

Maybe you two need to talk to a counselor together? Just don't go to bed angry at each other. :winkwink:

force a rub out session and you'll sleep like a baby :thumbsup

I need to rub one out so i can go to sleep , I gotta be up at 7 am tomorrow. Shit this is gonna be all night dule....

I am brigning out the big guns, I ma popping in Busty pom pom cheerleaders in the dvd in a few minutes, lets see if he can withstand that

Ick dude i was just talking to you now youre trying to snap one off.


DAAAAAAAAAMMNNNN

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Good luck with that though :winkwink:

If the Penis says no, and you do it anyway...
Is it rape?

classic :)

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Maybe you need some viagra...

speaking from experience?

yeah, you should talk to him...

http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.htm

It's over dude. You better start getting used to the idea of living in celibacy for the rest of your life. :glugglug

See sig.

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Lick it a little.

Juicy.. didn't you hear..

it's the great guido dick strike of 2004

Have you tried talking to it?

Maybe the lil' guy's just sick of not getting any foreplay. Always ready on your schedule. Try a romantic comedy and then a skin flick.

I think his feelings are hurt. Light some candles and show mini-guido some effort here.

Good luck, I hope it works out for you both.

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maybe thats the problem. you might have more luck with dilf.com

DUDE Tie it in a Knot and forget about if for 4 weeks!

DR: Ruth says this is for you!

What? No pics?

no gangbang for you then