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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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The Scary Florida 500,000
A new Florida law going into effect Jan 1 requires the state's 500,000 drivers who are over 79 years old to take an eye exam if they want to renew their drivers license.
500,000 geezers 80 and up driving cars down here! Holy shit that's unbelievable. I had no idea there were that many on the loose. ![]()
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I would drive the biggest safest fucking car if I lived in Florida. That is scary!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN
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Every time i come down there some crazy ass 80 year old bitch allmost rus me off the road goin like 85
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![]() hmm i forgot florida was the place old people go
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where do all the young ppl in florida live then?
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
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That number is gonna shrivel to 49,000!
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They should make this a nationwide mandate, but lower the age to something like 60
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My grandfather had three heart attacks WHILE DRIVING when he lived in FL and they never did a damn thing to take away his license.
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lol bite me sherm..
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: AUSTIN TEJAS
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sheesh, I whould have though there were more than 500K
It's crazy driving around town here. I've got a bright red 55 chevy that I take out once in a while, and old fuckers can't even see THAT car! They'll pull out in front of me like I'm not even coming down the street! And that car isn't so easy to stop... |
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the great thing about florida is no state income taxes. The bad thing is all the goverment agencies are pathetic.
The dmv's in florida are in run down shopping plazas. Like the size of a hair salon. It takes like 2 weeks just to get an appointment, and even with that, once you get there will be waiting 2 hours. So imagine being in a hair salon with 200 people, and about 150 of those that can speak about two words of english.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Actually, you should see the number of really old people driving around in Arizona also.....very scary
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florida rules .... yea theres snowbirds - just gotta haul ass up behind them and theyll move over - lots of hot young nubile beach babes, and plenty of young people everywhere ... all the old fuckers are in cemetery village or boca raton (you watch seinfeld? Del Boca Vista ha ha)
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Worst drivers in the world = An old man, with a hat.
Sure the regular old man driver is bad, but you add that hat, and it seems to cut off some circulation to the brain or something... |
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