The Scary Florida 500,000
 

A new Florida law going into effect Jan 1 requires the state's 500,000 drivers who are over 79 years old to take an eye exam if they want to renew their drivers license.

500,000 geezers 80 and up driving cars down here! Holy shit that's unbelievable. I had no idea there were that many on the loose.

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I would drive the biggest safest fucking car if I lived in Florida. That is scary!

DH

Every time i come down there some crazy ass 80 year old bitch allmost rus me off the road goin like 85

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hmm i forgot florida was the place old people go

where do all the young ppl in florida live then?

That number is gonna shrivel to 49,000! :thumbsup

Boca :thumbsup

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They should make this a nationwide mandate, but lower the age to something like 60 :thumbsup

Why bother? All the old fogies live in FL.

My grandfather had three heart attacks WHILE DRIVING when he lived in FL and they never did a damn thing to take away his license. :mad: He kept telling us that if the state said he could drive, then he could drive. Oy.

lol bite me sherm..

OMG where does he live? im stayin clear !

sheesh, I whould have though there were more than 500K

It's crazy driving around town here. I've got a bright red 55 chevy that I take out once in a while, and old fuckers can't even see THAT car! They'll pull out in front of me like I'm not even coming down the street! And that car isn't so easy to stop...

the great thing about florida is no state income taxes. The bad thing is all the goverment agencies are pathetic.

The dmv's in florida are in run down shopping plazas. Like the size of a hair salon.

It takes like 2 weeks just to get an appointment, and even with that, once you get there will be waiting 2 hours.

So imagine being in a hair salon with 200 people, and about 150 of those that can speak about two words of english.

Yea, they do drive slow down here. The normal speed is 95.

Miami and Fort Lauderdale.....all the old people have started moving north towards west palm beach, and west over to Naples and Fort Meyers. A lot of young people started moving into Miami/ft lauderdale and driving the price of housing up, so the older people started getting out about 10 or 15 years ago.

Actually, you should see the number of really old people driving around in Arizona also.....very scary

And do you see a relation between the two? :1orglaugh

florida rules .... yea theres snowbirds - just gotta haul ass up behind them and theyll move over - lots of hot young nubile beach babes, and plenty of young people everywhere ... all the old fuckers are in cemetery village or boca raton (you watch seinfeld? Del Boca Vista ha ha)

shorts, tshirts and flip flops :thumbsup

yea, no kidding.

Worst drivers in the world = An old man, with a hat.

Sure the regular old man driver is bad, but you add that hat, and it seems to cut off some circulation to the brain or something...