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Old 01-02-2004, 10:30 AM   #1
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Burglar leaves stinker of a clue

Burglar leaves stinker of a clue

Police in Sweden are confident of catching a burglar who used the toilet during a raid but forgot to flush.

Officers say they have recovered a DNA sample from the faeces left in the toilet bowl.

Nettavisen, quoting local paper Bohuslaningen, says more than £25,000 worth of computers were stolen in the raid on a paper plant in Dalsland.


Story filed: 13:38 Friday 2nd January 2004
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:33 AM   #2
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What a crappy story.
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:34 AM   #3
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how do they know the burglar took the dump and didnt flush?
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:40 AM   #4
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i love it on the sopranos when they take a shit when theyre cracking safes, and christopher tells em about big pussy, how the cops thought a bear was in the place
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:43 AM   #5
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When I saw that on The Sopranos, I couldn't figure out why he would let them do that, leaving DNA evidence all over the place.
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:45 AM   #6
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This is why gay burgalers are so successful: they leave OTHER peoples DNA samples when they take a dump....
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:46 AM   #7
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most criminals are too stupid to realise they are doing things which will incriminate them

most not all
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Old 01-02-2004, 11:29 AM   #8
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I shit when im nervous too.. haha thats natural right.
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Old 01-02-2004, 11:30 AM   #9
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haha what a dumb ass
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Old 01-02-2004, 11:41 AM   #10
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This is why gay burgalers are so successful: they leave OTHER peoples DNA samples when they take a dump....
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:16 PM   #11
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that's the kind of burglar i'm lookin for right there.
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