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Old Timer
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Burglar leaves stinker of a clue
Burglar leaves stinker of a clue
Police in Sweden are confident of catching a burglar who used the toilet during a raid but forgot to flush. Officers say they have recovered a DNA sample from the faeces left in the toilet bowl. Nettavisen, quoting local paper Bohuslaningen, says more than £25,000 worth of computers were stolen in the raid on a paper plant in Dalsland. Story filed: 13:38 Friday 2nd January 2004 |
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"Assassins"
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What a crappy story.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
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how do they know the burglar took the dump and didnt flush?
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: i dont even know ...
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i love it on the sopranos when they take a shit when theyre cracking safes, and christopher tells em about big pussy, how the cops thought a bear was in the place
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#5 |
Old Timer
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When I saw that on The Sopranos, I couldn't figure out why he would let them do that, leaving DNA evidence all over the place.
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#6 |
Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
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This is why gay burgalers are so successful: they leave OTHER peoples DNA samples when they take a dump....
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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most criminals are too stupid to realise they are doing things which will incriminate them
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Canerda
Posts: 1,122
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I shit when im nervous too.. haha thats natural right.
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#9 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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haha what a dumb ass
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
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Back in the harbor
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that's the kind of burglar i'm lookin for right there.
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