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Rictor 01-02-2004 10:30 AM

Burglar leaves stinker of a clue
 
Burglar leaves stinker of a clue

Police in Sweden are confident of catching a burglar who used the toilet during a raid but forgot to flush.

Officers say they have recovered a DNA sample from the faeces left in the toilet bowl.

Nettavisen, quoting local paper Bohuslaningen, says more than £25,000 worth of computers were stolen in the raid on a paper plant in Dalsland.


Story filed: 13:38 Friday 2nd January 2004

Martin 01-02-2004 10:33 AM

What a crappy story.

Space Puppy 01-02-2004 10:34 AM

how do they know the burglar took the dump and didnt flush?

Mikey_219Inc 01-02-2004 10:40 AM

i love it on the sopranos when they take a shit when theyre cracking safes, and christopher tells em about big pussy, how the cops thought a bear was in the place :1orglaugh

Rictor 01-02-2004 10:43 AM

When I saw that on The Sopranos, I couldn't figure out why he would let them do that, leaving DNA evidence all over the place.

gornyhuy 01-02-2004 10:45 AM

This is why gay burgalers are so successful: they leave OTHER peoples DNA samples when they take a dump....:1orglaugh

Phoenix 01-02-2004 10:46 AM

most criminals are too stupid to realise they are doing things which will incriminate them

most not all:Graucho

infectd 01-02-2004 11:29 AM

I shit when im nervous too.. haha thats natural right.

Vitasoy 01-02-2004 11:30 AM

haha what a dumb ass

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-02-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
This is why gay burgalers are so successful: they leave OTHER peoples DNA samples when they take a dump....:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

myjah 01-02-2004 12:16 PM

that's the kind of burglar i'm lookin for right there.


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