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Tala · 01-02-2004, 06:55 AM

What are your favorite misheard song lyrics? List the misheard lyric, then the correct version.

Example:

"Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy"
should be
"Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky" (Jimi Hendrix)

I also like:
"Mice Aroma"
instead of
"My Sharona"

and

"Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight"
instead of
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (Elton John)

Libertine · 01-02-2004, 07:02 AM

"Panzermensch" by And One:
Misheard Lyrics:
He put the pants on me.
Correct Lyrics:
Hier kommt die panzermensch

"Bodies" by the Smashing Pumpkins:
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody smells like you.
Correct Lyrics:
No bodies felt like you.

Tala · 01-02-2004, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

"Bodies" by the Smashing Pumpkins:
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody smells like you.
Correct Lyrics:
No bodies felt like you.

FocusAdult · 01-02-2004, 07:18 AM

my cousin hal used to light it up with his incredible rendition of steve miller band's classic

BIG OLD JET HAD A LIGHT ON

rock on hal

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cezam · 01-02-2004, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
"Panzermensch" by And One:
Misheard Lyrics:
He put the pants on me.
Correct Lyrics:
Hier kommt die panzermensch

LOL

EscortBiz · 01-02-2004, 07:20 AM

There is a famous club song called "Rapture" by Iio

If you search google for Rapture Lyrics almost all lyrics sites say she is singing

"me im moaning dont you know"

when in fact she is singing

"Me Amore dont you know"

SteveLightspeed · 01-02-2004, 07:25 AM

I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

always thought it was

"Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"

Steve Lightspeed

SteveLightspeed · 01-02-2004, 07:28 AM

How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

"She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

I thought it was

"She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"

I like it better my way

Tala · 01-02-2004, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

always thought it was

"Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"

Steve Lightspeed

LMFAO

Good to know I'm not the only one who has heard that.

hostey_com · 01-02-2004, 07:29 AM

A friend of mine used to sing
"chicken mamma"
when dexter sings:
"She came over"

that's the only one I remember now, from the song Self Steem by the offspring

Tala · 01-02-2004, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

"She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

I thought it was

"She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"

I like it better my way

Dirty F · 01-02-2004, 07:33 AM

Beck - loser

just before he sings im a loser baby, so why dont....

I dont know what he sings but ive heard people saying the weirdest things.

I believe its spanish or something actually.

Libertine · 01-02-2004, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Beck - loser

just before he sings im a loser baby, so why dont....

I dont know what he sings but ive heard people saying the weirdest things.

I believe its spanish or something actually.

Soy un perdedor. That's "I'm a loser" in Spanish.

DrtySweeet · 01-02-2004, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

"She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

I thought it was

"She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"

I like it better my way

lol i like your way better too..

SteveLightspeed · 01-02-2004, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

"She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

I thought it was

"She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"

I like it better my way

Cuz I read it in a mag-a-za-heeen, oh no!!!!

Dirty F · 01-02-2004, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

Soy un perdedor. That's "I'm a loser" in Spanish.

Hehe ok...

DrtySweeet · 01-02-2004, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Cuz I read it in a mag-a-za-heeen, oh no!!!!

lemme guess.. u r listening to it right now.. lol

Mateo1721 · 01-02-2004, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

always thought it was

"Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"

Steve Lightspeed

He doesn't say douche!! I could've sworn that is what he said.

jennym · 01-02-2004, 08:30 AM

Beast of Burden by the Stones

My sisters ex used to sing:
"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"

Tala · 01-02-2004, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennym
Beast of Burden by the Stones

My sisters ex used to sing:
"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"

Tala · 01-02-2004, 08:32 AM

"Rockin the Casbah"
turned into
"Rocks in the Catbox"

Head · 01-02-2004, 08:50 AM

Foreigner:
The real song goes:
Oow Dubble vision
when you get through to me.
My dubble vision always gets the best
of my!
My version;
ooh Creamy gizzun.
Its always goo-o-owy
My creamy gizzun always makes a mess
of me

mule · 01-02-2004, 09:09 AM

LOL
great thread

Shok · 01-02-2004, 09:13 AM

The Beatles sang

"The girl with colidus goes by"

Tala · 01-02-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
The Beatles sang

"The girl with colidus goes by"

JSA Matt · 01-02-2004, 11:25 AM

blinded by the light -
"revved up like a douche" should be "revved up like a deuce"

there are tons

edit: shit, mines already been said.

Tofu · 01-02-2004, 11:26 AM

Chris Isaak "wicked game":

the back ground during the chorus:
"a zabba-zabba-zabba, im in love"

lyrics:
"this girl is only gonna break your heart"

iroc409 · 01-02-2004, 11:28 AM

nobody can forget metallica's classic 'state patrol'.

Brad Xtremepay · 01-02-2004, 11:28 AM

I always thought it was

"Wake up like a douche, you got a boner in the light"

Tofu · 01-02-2004, 11:30 AM

Erika Badu "Rim shot":

"i wanna rim job, hey diggy diggy
a rim job, hey - cum on"

JohnW · 01-02-2004, 11:30 AM

Billy Idol;

"Eyes without a face..."

A friend of mine thought he was saying;

"How's about a date..."

lol

Tala · 01-02-2004, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
blinded by the light -
"revved up like a douche" should be "revved up like a deuce"

there are tons

edit: shit, mines already been said.

I keep hearing "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"

Still funny as hell, though.

Mikey_219Inc · 01-02-2004, 11:37 AM

listen to bruce sing it .... more likely that hes singing about cars than pussy cleaning

i like mm version better though ...

gotta be the most popular misunderstood lyrics ever though.

backwards records are fun too if you still have any ... another one bites the dust backwards really does say "start to smoke marijuana"

Tofu · 01-02-2004, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JohnW
Billy Idol;

"Eyes without a face..."

A friend of mine thought he was saying;

"How's about a date..."

lol

Babagirls · 01-02-2004, 11:38 AM

"Im just a worthless lawyer..."

should be

"Im just a worthless liar.."

by TOOL (Sober)

Babaganoosh · 01-02-2004, 11:41 AM

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

"...there's a bad moon on the rise"

sounds like

"...there's a bathroom on the right"

Rictor · 01-02-2004, 11:42 AM

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!"

Tala · 01-02-2004, 11:45 AM

this is certainly helping me to enjoy my day a bit more

Tofu · 01-02-2004, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

this is certainly helping me to enjoy my day a bit more

likewise, great thread!

JSA Matt · 01-02-2004, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

"...there's a bad moon on the rise"

sounds like

"...there's a bathroom on the right"

lol I always heard bad moon on the rise... i'll have to listen for that one

MattO · 01-02-2004, 11:49 AM

Secret Asian Man

iroc409 · 01-02-2004, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

"...there's a bad moon on the rise"

sounds like

"...there's a bathroom on the right"

another good one

Shok · 01-02-2004, 11:54 AM

Alice In Chains

"Here they come to sniff the rooster"

rowan · 01-02-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
There is a famous club song called "Rapture" by Iio

If you search google for Rapture Lyrics almost all lyrics sites say she is singing

"me im moaning dont you know"

when in fact she is singing

"Me Amore dont you know"

My first guess was

"Me, I'm horny don't you know?"

Shok · 01-02-2004, 11:59 AM

Stone Temple Pilots:

"Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden"

sounds like

"Time to take her home. Her lazy head is constipated"

Dirty F · 01-02-2004, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
"Im just a worthless lawyer..."

should be

"Im just a worthless liar.."

by TOOL (Sober)

Hahaha thats so stupid!

Tala · 01-02-2004, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

likewise, great thread!

*smoooch*

SexxxyChat-T · 01-02-2004, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

always thought it was

"Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"

Steve Lightspeed

Thats the one I was thinking of as well, I think it wins for the best misheard lyrics.

fris · 01-02-2004, 12:04 PM

http://www.shady.org/~chris/sweetlord.mp3

my fav song

angeleyes · 01-02-2004, 12:09 PM

Dirty Deeds and they don't do em cheap.

I heard it as: Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief.

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01-02-2004, 11:25 AM	#26
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