Best Misheard Lyrics?
 

What are your favorite misheard song lyrics? List the misheard lyric, then the correct version.


Example:

"Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy"
should be
"Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky" (Jimi Hendrix)


I also like:
"Mice Aroma"
instead of
"My Sharona"

and

"Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight"
instead of
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (Elton John)

"Panzermensch" by And One:
Misheard Lyrics:
He put the pants on me.
Correct Lyrics:
Hier kommt die panzermensch

"Bodies" by the Smashing Pumpkins:
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody smells like you.
Correct Lyrics:
No bodies felt like you.

:1orglaugh

my cousin hal used to light it up with his incredible rendition of steve miller band's classic

BIG OLD JET HAD A LIGHT ON


rock on hal

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LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

There is a famous club song called "Rapture" by Iio

If you search google for Rapture Lyrics almost all lyrics sites say she is singing

"me im moaning dont you know"

when in fact she is singing

"Me Amore dont you know"

I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

always thought it was

"Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"


Steve Lightspeed

How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

"She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

I thought it was

"She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"


I like it better my way

LMFAO

Good to know I'm not the only one who has heard that.

A friend of mine used to sing
"chicken mamma"
when dexter sings:
"She came over"

that's the only one I remember now, from the song Self Steem by the offspring

Beck - loser

just before he sings im a loser baby, so why dont....

I dont know what he sings but ive heard people saying the weirdest things.

I believe its spanish or something actually.

Soy un perdedor. That's "I'm a loser" in Spanish.

lol i like your way better too.. :1orglaugh

Cuz I read it in a mag-a-za-heeen, oh no!!!!

Hehe ok...

lemme guess.. u r listening to it right now.. lol

He doesn't say douche!! I could've sworn that is what he said.

Beast of Burden by the Stones

My sisters ex used to sing:
"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

"Rockin the Casbah"
turned into
"Rocks in the Catbox"

Foreigner:
The real song goes:
Oow Dubble vision
when you get through to me.
My dubble vision always gets the best
of my!
My version;
ooh Creamy gizzun.
Its always goo-o-owy
My creamy gizzun always makes a mess
of me

LOL
great thread :thumbsup

The Beatles sang

"The girl with colidus goes by"

:1orglaugh

blinded by the light -
"revved up like a douche" should be "revved up like a deuce"

there are tons :)

edit: shit, mines already been said.

Chris Isaak "wicked game":

the back ground during the chorus:
"a zabba-zabba-zabba, im in love"

lyrics:
"this girl is only gonna break your heart"

nobody can forget metallica's classic 'state patrol'.

I always thought it was

"Wake up like a douche, you got a boner in the light"

Erika Badu "Rim shot":

"i wanna rim job, hey diggy diggy
a rim job, hey - cum on"

Billy Idol;

"Eyes without a face..."

A friend of mine thought he was saying;

"How's about a date..."

lol

I keep hearing "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"

Still funny as hell, though.

listen to bruce sing it .... more likely that hes singing about cars than pussy cleaning :) i like mm version better though ...

gotta be the most popular misunderstood lyrics ever though.

backwards records are fun too if you still have any ... another one bites the dust backwards really does say "start to smoke marijuana"



:stoned

:1orglaugh

"Im just a worthless lawyer..."

should be

"Im just a worthless liar.."

by TOOL (Sober)

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

"...there's a bad moon on the rise"

sounds like

"...there's a bathroom on the right"

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!"

:1orglaugh

this is certainly helping me to enjoy my day a bit more

likewise, great thread! :glugglug

lol I always heard bad moon on the rise... i'll have to listen for that one :)

Secret Asian Man

another good one :)

Alice In Chains

"Here they come to sniff the rooster"

My first guess was

"Me, I'm horny don't you know?"

Stone Temple Pilots:

"Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden"

sounds like

"Time to take her home. Her lazy head is constipated"

Hahaha thats so stupid!

*smoooch*

Thats the one I was thinking of as well, I think it wins for the best misheard lyrics.

http://www.shady.org/~chris/sweetlord.mp3

my fav song

Dirty Deeds and they don't do em cheap.


I heard it as: Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief. :helpme