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  • Tala
    Fucked if I know
    • Dec 2002
    • 23368

    #1

    Best Misheard Lyrics?

    What are your favorite misheard song lyrics? List the misheard lyric, then the correct version.


    Example:

    "Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy"
    should be
    "Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky" (Jimi Hendrix)


    I also like:
    "Mice Aroma"
    instead of
    "My Sharona"

    and

    "Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight"
    instead of
    "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (Elton John)

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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #2
    "Panzermensch" by And One:
    Misheard Lyrics:
    He put the pants on me.
    Correct Lyrics:
    Hier kommt die panzermensch

    "Bodies" by the Smashing Pumpkins:
    Misheard Lyrics:
    Nobody smells like you.
    Correct Lyrics:
    No bodies felt like you.
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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    • Tala
      Fucked if I know
      • Dec 2002
      • 23368

      #3
      Originally posted by punkworld

      "Bodies" by the Smashing Pumpkins:
      Misheard Lyrics:
      Nobody smells like you.
      Correct Lyrics:
      No bodies felt like you.

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      • FocusAdult
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        • Dec 2002
        • 304

        #4
        my cousin hal used to light it up with his incredible rendition of steve miller band's classic

        BIG OLD JET HAD A LIGHT ON


        rock on hal

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        • cezam
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          • Jun 2003
          • 1363

          #5
          Originally posted by punkworld
          "Panzermensch" by And One:
          Misheard Lyrics:
          He put the pants on me.
          Correct Lyrics:
          Hier kommt die panzermensch
          LOL

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          • EscortBiz
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            • May 2002
            • 19422

            #6
            There is a famous club song called "Rapture" by Iio

            If you search google for Rapture Lyrics almost all lyrics sites say she is singing

            "me im moaning dont you know"

            when in fact she is singing

            "Me Amore dont you know"

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            • SteveLightspeed
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              • Jul 2001
              • 7940

              #7
              I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

              "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

              always thought it was

              "Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"


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              • SteveLightspeed
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                • Jul 2001
                • 7940

                #8
                How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

                "She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

                I thought it was

                "She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"


                I like it better my way
                Abra-cadabra!

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                • Tala
                  Fucked if I know
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 23368

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                  I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

                  "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

                  always thought it was

                  "Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"


                  Steve Lightspeed
                  LMFAO

                  Good to know I'm not the only one who has heard that.

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                  • hostey_com
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 509

                    #10
                    A friend of mine used to sing
                    "chicken mamma"
                    when dexter sings:
                    "She came over"

                    that's the only one I remember now, from the song Self Steem by the offspring
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                    • Tala
                      Fucked if I know
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 23368

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                      How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

                      "She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

                      I thought it was

                      "She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"


                      I like it better my way

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                      • Dirty F
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 59204

                        #12
                        Beck - loser

                        just before he sings im a loser baby, so why dont....

                        I dont know what he sings but ive heard people saying the weirdest things.

                        I believe its spanish or something actually.

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Battuss
                          Beck - loser

                          just before he sings im a loser baby, so why dont....

                          I dont know what he sings but ive heard people saying the weirdest things.

                          I believe its spanish or something actually.
                          Soy un perdedor. That's "I'm a loser" in Spanish.
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                          • DrtySweeet
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 424

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lightspeed
                            How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

                            "She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

                            I thought it was

                            "She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"


                            I like it better my way
                            lol i like your way better too..
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                            • SteveLightspeed
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                              How about Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets"

                              "She's got electric boots a mohair suit"

                              I thought it was

                              "She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused"


                              I like it better my way

                              Cuz I read it in a mag-a-za-heeen, oh no!!!!
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                              • Dirty F
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 59204

                                #16
                                Originally posted by punkworld


                                Soy un perdedor. That's "I'm a loser" in Spanish.
                                Hehe ok...

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                                • DrtySweeet
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 424

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed



                                  Cuz I read it in a mag-a-za-heeen, oh no!!!!

                                  lemme guess.. u r listening to it right now.. lol
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                                  • Mateo1721
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                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 626

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                    I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

                                    "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

                                    always thought it was

                                    "Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"


                                    Steve Lightspeed
                                    He doesn't say douche!! I could've sworn that is what he said.

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                                    • jennym
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                                      • May 2003
                                      • 1622

                                      #19
                                      Beast of Burden by the Stones

                                      My sisters ex used to sing:
                                      "I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"

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                                      • Tala
                                        Fucked if I know
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 23368

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jennym
                                        Beast of Burden by the Stones

                                        My sisters ex used to sing:
                                        "I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"


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                                        • Tala
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 23368

                                          #21
                                          "Rockin the Casbah"
                                          turned into
                                          "Rocks in the Catbox"

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                                          • Head
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 8278

                                            #22
                                            Foreigner:
                                            The real song goes:
                                            Oow Dubble vision
                                            when you get through to me.
                                            My dubble vision always gets the best
                                            of my!
                                            My version;
                                            ooh Creamy gizzun.
                                            Its always goo-o-owy
                                            My creamy gizzun always makes a mess
                                            of me

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                                            • mule
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 6085

                                              #23
                                              LOL
                                              great thread
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                                              • Shok
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                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 5611

                                                #24
                                                The Beatles sang

                                                "The girl with colidus goes by"

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                                                • Tala
                                                  Fucked if I know
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 23368

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Shok
                                                  The Beatles sang

                                                  "The girl with colidus goes by"

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                                                  • JSA Matt
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                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 5464

                                                    #26
                                                    blinded by the light -
                                                    "revved up like a douche" should be "revved up like a deuce"

                                                    there are tons

                                                    edit: shit, mines already been said.

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                                                    • Tofu
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 5615

                                                      #27
                                                      Chris Isaak "wicked game":

                                                      the back ground during the chorus:
                                                      "a zabba-zabba-zabba, im in love"

                                                      lyrics:
                                                      "this girl is only gonna break your heart"
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                                                      • iroc409
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                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 4728

                                                        #28
                                                        nobody can forget metallica's classic 'state patrol'.
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                                                        • Brad Xtremepay
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                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          I always thought it was

                                                          "Wake up like a douche, you got a boner in the light"

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                                                          • Tofu
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 5615

                                                            #30
                                                            Erika Badu "Rim shot":

                                                            "i wanna rim job, hey diggy diggy
                                                            a rim job, hey - cum on"
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                                                            • JohnW
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 642

                                                              #31
                                                              Billy Idol;

                                                              "Eyes without a face..."

                                                              A friend of mine thought he was saying;

                                                              "How's about a date..."

                                                              lol

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                                                              • Tala
                                                                Fucked if I know
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 23368

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                                                blinded by the light -
                                                                "revved up like a douche" should be "revved up like a deuce"

                                                                there are tons

                                                                edit: shit, mines already been said.
                                                                I keep hearing "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"

                                                                Still funny as hell, though.

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                                                                • Mikey_219Inc
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                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 1876

                                                                  #33
                                                                  listen to bruce sing it .... more likely that hes singing about cars than pussy cleaning i like mm version better though ...

                                                                  gotta be the most popular misunderstood lyrics ever though.

                                                                  backwards records are fun too if you still have any ... another one bites the dust backwards really does say "start to smoke marijuana"



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                                                                  • Tofu
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                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 5615

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by JohnW
                                                                    Billy Idol;

                                                                    "Eyes without a face..."

                                                                    A friend of mine thought he was saying;

                                                                    "How's about a date..."

                                                                    lol
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                                                                    • Babagirls
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 18812

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "Im just a worthless lawyer..."

                                                                      should be

                                                                      "Im just a worthless liar.."

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                                                                      • Babaganoosh
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

                                                                        "...there's a bad moon on the rise"

                                                                        sounds like

                                                                        "...there's a bathroom on the right"
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                                                                        • Rictor
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 12208

                                                                          #37
                                                                          "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!"

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                                                                          • Tala
                                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 23368

                                                                            #38


                                                                            this is certainly helping me to enjoy my day a bit more

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                                                                            • Tofu
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 5615

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Tala


                                                                              this is certainly helping me to enjoy my day a bit more
                                                                              likewise, great thread!
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                                                                              • JSA Matt
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                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                • 5464

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                                                Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

                                                                                "...there's a bad moon on the rise"

                                                                                sounds like

                                                                                "...there's a bathroom on the right"
                                                                                lol I always heard bad moon on the rise... i'll have to listen for that one

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                                                                                • MattO
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                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 10861

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Secret Asian Man

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                                                                                  • iroc409
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                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 4728

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                                                    Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

                                                                                    "...there's a bad moon on the rise"

                                                                                    sounds like

                                                                                    "...there's a bathroom on the right"

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                                                                                    • Shok
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                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 5611

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Alice In Chains

                                                                                      "Here they come to sniff the rooster"

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                                                                                      • rowan
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                        • 17393

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                                                                        There is a famous club song called "Rapture" by Iio

                                                                                        If you search google for Rapture Lyrics almost all lyrics sites say she is singing

                                                                                        "me im moaning dont you know"

                                                                                        when in fact she is singing

                                                                                        "Me Amore dont you know"
                                                                                        My first guess was

                                                                                        "Me, I'm horny don't you know?"

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                                                                                        • Shok
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                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 5611

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Stone Temple Pilots:

                                                                                          "Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden"

                                                                                          sounds like

                                                                                          "Time to take her home. Her lazy head is constipated"

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                                                                                          • Dirty F
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                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 59204

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                                            "Im just a worthless lawyer..."

                                                                                            should be

                                                                                            "Im just a worthless liar.."

                                                                                            by TOOL (Sober)
                                                                                            Hahaha thats so stupid!

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                                                                                            • Tala
                                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 23368

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                                                                                              likewise, great thread!
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                                                                                              • SexxxyChat-T
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                I'm still trying to figure out "Blinded by the Light" from Manfred Mann

                                                                                                "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

                                                                                                always thought it was

                                                                                                "Wrapped up like a douche in the roner of the night"


                                                                                                Steve Lightspeed

                                                                                                Thats the one I was thinking of as well, I think it wins for the best misheard lyrics.
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                                                                                                • fris
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 55689

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  http://www.shady.org/~chris/sweetlord.mp3

                                                                                                  my fav song
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                                                                                                  • angeleyes
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Dirty Deeds and they don't do em cheap.


                                                                                                    I heard it as: Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief.
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