I cant blow a load for 6 weeks! - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete · 12-31-2003, 04:16 PM

I'm going to get a visectomy (I'm supposed to anyway) and they say I cant blow for 6 fuckin weeks. I'm so sure I want to do that now. Fuck, I dont think I CAN do that.

At this point I cant go more than 2 or 3 days without launching one.

pink_in_the_middle · 12-31-2003, 04:17 PM

Why can't you blow a load for 6 weeks?

frippeno · 12-31-2003, 04:17 PM

I only had to wait a couple weeks. Try another doctor.

pamphage · 12-31-2003, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I'm going to get a visectomy (I'm supposed to anyway) and they say I cant blow for 6 fuckin weeks. I'm so sure I want to do that now. Fuck, I dont think I CAN do that.

At this point I cant go more than 2 or 3 days without launching one.

dude. don't get neutered, make your bitch get spayed.

Pete · 12-31-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

dude. don't get neutered, make your bitch get spayed.

GonePhishing · 12-31-2003, 04:20 PM

Damn dude. You are going to shoot a bucket when that time frame is up. hehehe!

Brad Xtremepay · 12-31-2003, 04:21 PM

OH MY GOD

He said the "V" word. AAAAHHHH!!!!!

doober · 12-31-2003, 04:30 PM

i wouldnt do this if you paid me a million bucks

Tala · 12-31-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

dude. don't get neutered, make your bitch get spayed.

Ahem. This bitch DID get spayed, and it fuckin hurts. Don't whine about 6 weeks, because the bitch will whine about 2 months (and that's if there are no complications during or after the surgery)

pamphage · 12-31-2003, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Ahem. This bitch DID get spayed, and it fuckin hurts. Don't whine about 6 weeks, because the bitch will whine about 2 months (and that's if there are no complications during or after the surgery)

sorry tala :-) i was just making a joke. i actually am aware that it is a much simplier procedure for the man than the woman.

Pipecrew · 12-31-2003, 04:38 PM

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NoCarrier · 12-31-2003, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I'm going to get a visectomy (I'm supposed to anyway) and they say I cant blow for 6 fuckin weeks. I'm so sure I want to do that now. Fuck, I dont think I CAN do that.

At this point I cant go more than 2 or 3 days without launching one.

Rictor · 12-31-2003, 04:39 PM

Poor bastard. Wasn't divorce an option?

frippeno · 12-31-2003, 04:40 PM

And how exactly is that going to help someone go spewit free forf 6 weeks?

Tala · 12-31-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

sorry tala :-) i was just making a joke. i actually am aware that it is a much simplier procedure for the man than the woman.

At least the guys can go home the same day. *sigh*

EZRhino · 12-31-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Thanks, my load is blown now.

Wiseman · 12-31-2003, 04:46 PM

I got one about 4 yrs ago
and it isnt that bad..
Anyone who says you cant bust a nut in 6 weeks is full of shit!!!
Hell it also says you need to have like 60 ejaculations before you are sterole..
so dont worry your hand will be back in action in no time!

mule · 12-31-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
I got one about 4 yrs ago
and it isnt that bad..
Anyone who says you cant bust a nut in 6 weeks is full of shit!!!
Hell it also says you need to have like 60 ejaculations before you are sterole..
so dont worry your hand will be back in action in no time!

agreed
I had a vasectomy 6 years ago, and ejacualted 2 days later.
(My ex told me it tasted like shit though...probably drugs and chemicals)

AWC · 12-31-2003, 04:58 PM

don't worry... after you get your nuts whacked... you won't feel like blowing a load for 6 months.

LadyMischief · 12-31-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Ahem. This bitch DID get spayed, and it fuckin hurts. Don't whine about 6 weeks, because the bitch will whine about 2 months (and that's if there are no complications during or after the surgery)

2 months!?!?!? You're so damn lucky! When I have my surgery I'm looking at least 6 months of bleeding into my abdomen (like the last two times).

For guys it's like, a few days of healing, for women it's weeks or months!

NetRodent · 12-31-2003, 05:03 PM

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Wilbo · 12-31-2003, 05:09 PM

I had a vasectomy and there was no waiting period. You just need to use protection for a few weeks until they are sure all the sperm is out of your system. You get to go jerk off in a jar so they can test you in a few weeks. Damn nurse acted like it wasn't in her job description to lend a hand.

A friend of mine had sex with his wife the same day after his vasectomy, now that's a trooper.

myjah · 12-31-2003, 05:17 PM

didn't realize you had to wait that long. maybe it's because you might hurt yourself. and that wouldnt be cool

Peaches · 12-31-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by AWC
don't worry... after you get your nuts whacked... you won't feel like blowing a load for 6 months.

You might want to learn what a vasectomy is.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-31-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

dude. don't get neutered, make your bitch get spayed.

bad idea.. women can lose their sex drive after being "spayed"

Pete · 12-31-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilbo
I had a vasectomy and there was no waiting period. You just need to use protection for a few weeks until they are sure all the sperm is out of your system. You get to go jerk off in a jar so they can test you in a few weeks. Damn nurse acted like it wasn't in her job description to lend a hand.

A friend of mine had sex with his wife the same day after his vasectomy, now that's a trooper.

Fuckin nurses

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Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	I had a vasectomy and there was no waiting period. You just need to use protection for a few weeks until they are sure all the sperm is out of your system. You get to go jerk off in a jar so they can test you in a few weeks. Damn nurse acted like it wasn't in her job description to lend a hand. A friend of mine had sex with his wife the same day after his vasectomy, now that's a trooper.

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