I cant blow a load for 6 weeks!
 

I'm going to get a visectomy (I'm supposed to anyway) and they say I cant blow for 6 fuckin weeks. I'm so sure I want to do that now. Fuck, I dont think I CAN do that.

At this point I cant go more than 2 or 3 days without launching one.

Why can't you blow a load for 6 weeks?

I only had to wait a couple weeks. Try another doctor.

dude. don't get neutered, make your bitch get spayed.

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Damn dude. You are going to shoot a bucket when that time frame is up. hehehe!

OH MY GOD

He said the "V" word. AAAAHHHH!!!!!

i wouldnt do this if you paid me a million bucks

:2 cents:

Ahem. This bitch DID get spayed, and it fuckin hurts. Don't whine about 6 weeks, because the bitch will whine about 2 months (and that's if there are no complications during or after the surgery)

sorry tala :-) i was just making a joke. i actually am aware that it is a much simplier procedure for the man than the woman.

my contribution to this thread.. Enjoy


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Poor bastard. Wasn't divorce an option?

And how exactly is that going to help someone go spewit free forf 6 weeks? :)

At least the guys can go home the same day. *sigh*

Thanks, my load is blown now. :thumbsup

I got one about 4 yrs ago
and it isnt that bad..
Anyone who says you cant bust a nut in 6 weeks is full of shit!!!
Hell it also says you need to have like 60 ejaculations before you are sterole..
so dont worry your hand will be back in action in no time!

agreed
I had a vasectomy 6 years ago, and ejacualted 2 days later.
(My ex told me it tasted like shit though...probably drugs and chemicals)

don't worry... after you get your nuts whacked... you won't feel like blowing a load for 6 months.

2 months!?!?!? You're so damn lucky! When I have my surgery I'm looking at least 6 months of bleeding into my abdomen (like the last two times).

For guys it's like, a few days of healing, for women it's weeks or months!

Just book a 6 week vacation with http://www.gaytravel.com/

I had a vasectomy and there was no waiting period. You just need to use protection for a few weeks until they are sure all the sperm is out of your system. You get to go jerk off in a jar so they can test you in a few weeks. Damn nurse acted like it wasn't in her job description to lend a hand.

A friend of mine had sex with his wife the same day after his vasectomy, now that's a trooper.

didn't realize you had to wait that long. maybe it's because you might hurt yourself. and that wouldnt be cool

You might want to learn what a vasectomy is. :winkwink:

bad idea.. women can lose their sex drive after being "spayed"

Fuckin nurses