Does your Girlfriend/Wife Fart around you? - GoFuckYourself.com

Wiseman · 12-31-2003, 02:27 PM

And if she does
does it bother you or not!!!
Fuck I really get a little bent outa shape when my girlfriend farts..
Yet I do it all time!!!
What do i do!!!!

Oracle Porn · 12-31-2003, 02:28 PM

EZRhino · 12-31-2003, 02:28 PM

Go to love the strange double standard

Sifu · 12-31-2003, 02:28 PM

Shok · 12-31-2003, 02:29 PM

girls dont fart, they squeek

well some squeek, the rest fart

WiredGuy · 12-31-2003, 02:30 PM

lol, double standard

junction · 12-31-2003, 02:30 PM

In almost 11 years, I have heard my wife fart twice.

MrIzzz · 12-31-2003, 02:31 PM

that shit is annoying! put your woman in check

MetaMan · 12-31-2003, 02:31 PM

she allows me to wear a diaper in a sexual way, she can do anything around me

BlueDesignStudios · 12-31-2003, 02:33 PM

How can I get a red 'X' in my sig?

Sinicle77 · 12-31-2003, 02:33 PM

you know its bad when u wake up and there is pantie confetti all over the room and the hazmat guys are knocking on your door

JFK · 12-31-2003, 02:33 PM

When a woman lets loose with a thunder banger , it dosent sound very Lady like , Does it ? But when I let loose with a Manly one that will drive you to tears , It OK , its a Macho thing to do !

myjah · 12-31-2003, 02:35 PM

i'm a girl and i do it around my husband all the time. i don't make a big display out of it, but i don't try to hold it in either

Wiseman · 12-31-2003, 02:36 PM

I know!!!
But is it fair me getting upset!?
Its not like she is sitting at a dinner in a restaraunt and lets it loose!

Mike-BP · 12-31-2003, 02:38 PM

DrtySweeet · 12-31-2003, 02:43 PM

get over it dude sheeesh...
ladies have gas just like men do.. lol.
if im not out in public . im not gonna kill myself holdin it in.

hell now i think im gonna look for you at internext just so i CAN float an air biscuit just for your enjoyment..
lol

gregtx · 12-31-2003, 02:45 PM

next time have her sit on your face.. it might just turn you on?

Wiseman · 12-31-2003, 02:46 PM

No i understand!!!
I let em loose all the time!!
I just asking if anyone else gets cranky about it?

DrtySweeet · 12-31-2003, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gregtx
next time have her sit on your face.. it might just turn you on?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Rictor · 12-31-2003, 02:47 PM

My wife burps in front of me a lot and it grosses me out. She says she can't help it.

I think she just needs to eat slower. And in a different room.

Kimmykim · 12-31-2003, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
My wife burps in front of me a lot and it grosses me out. She says she can't help it.

I think she just needs to eat slower. And in a different room.

I think there's a reality show in the making about you and your wife Rictor.

Sinicle77 · 12-31-2003, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
No i understand!!!
I let em loose all the time!!
I just asking if anyone else gets cranky about it?

yeah i do..but it doesnt do 1 bit of good... best thing i can do if she wont sleep outside is keep the gas mask handy

DrtySweeet · 12-31-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sinicle77

yeah i do..but it doesnt do 1 bit of good... best thing i can do if she wont sleep outside is keep the gas mask handy

bite me oldman u talk like u dont rip em off @ nite .. lol uhhuhhh sureee u dont

the_wizz · 12-31-2003, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
My wife burps in front of me a lot and it grosses me out. She says she can't help it.

I think she just needs to eat slower. And in a different room.

Heh.. mine too. Wait. Are we married to the same woman?

She also plays covered wagon...... I hate that game.

liquidmoe · 12-31-2003, 02:58 PM

I need some clarification are you cranky just because she farts, or because its a) loud, b) smelly, or c) both?

Wiseman · 12-31-2003, 03:08 PM

she sat on my lap and farted on me

TheGoldenChild · 12-31-2003, 03:13 PM

Gross

I am afraid of a queef .......

QualityMpegs · 12-31-2003, 03:27 PM

I really hate walking in after they take a poo (girls don't shit) and it smells real bad. I kinda hate them after that happens.

liquidmoe · 12-31-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QualityMpegs
I really hate walking in after they take a poo (girls don't shit) and it smells real bad. I kinda hate them after that happens.

Proper bathroom ventilation is the key to success of many happy marriages and relationships

QualityMpegs · 12-31-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by liquidmoe
Proper bathroom ventilation is the key to success of many happy marriages and relationships

I'll remember that

DirtyDanza · 12-31-2003, 03:30 PM

shit dood.... my girl farts more than any human I know... and she loves to put her ass on my somehow and bust ass.... fucking rediclous

liquidmoe · 12-31-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty_DS
shit dood.... my girl farts more than any human I know... and she loves to put her ass on my somehow and bust ass.... fucking rediclous

For some reason this isn't suprising.

SiMpLe · 12-31-2003, 03:32 PM

yes - cute little fluffs too - like soft air LOL

VKG · 12-31-2003, 03:32 PM

A girl needs to be a lady. Girls farting is not that attractive.

GonePhishing · 12-31-2003, 03:35 PM

She started farting because of this thread!

AphEX · 12-31-2003, 03:48 PM

mine burp and fart more often and louder then me

sickkittens · 12-31-2003, 03:52 PM

If a tranny farts, is that unladylike?

pink_in_the_middle · 12-31-2003, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VKG
A girl needs to be a lady. Girls farting is not that attractive.

It is not attractive for women AND men to fart BUT it is HUMAN

It's not safe to be holding that stuff in

Wiseman · 12-31-2003, 04:03 PM

next time she does it I will just hold her down and fart on her face!!!1

vegas2003 · 12-31-2003, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
And if she does
does it bother you or not!!!
Fuck I really get a little bent outa shape when my girlfriend farts..
Yet I do it all time!!!
What do i do!!!!

did you listen to today's DON AND MIKE show?

flashfire · 12-31-2003, 04:13 PM

no she doesnt and yes it would bother me

404 · 12-31-2003, 06:42 PM

farts are funny

http://www.xxxmoviegalleries.com/cli...y-blumpkin.mpg

nathan_f · 12-31-2003, 06:44 PM

after 3 years, i just realized, no.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-31-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

I think there's a reality show in the making about you and your wife Rictor.

...a household consisting of porn webmasters, comic book store owners and a herd of transexual pets ..I think E! will buy it.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-31-2003, 06:54 PM

anyway, your partner should be the one person in the world you can pass wind or belch around and they don't give you a hard time...it is about comfort levels.

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Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	I know!!! But is it fair me getting upset!? Its not like she is sitting at a dinner in a restaraunt and lets it loose! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	No i understand!!! I let em loose all the time!! I just asking if anyone else gets cranky about it? __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	My wife burps in front of me a lot and it grosses me out. She says she can't help it. I think she just needs to eat slower. And in a different room.

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