Does your Girlfriend/Wife Fart around you?
 

And if she does
does it bother you or not!!!
Fuck I really get a little bent outa shape when my girlfriend farts..
Yet I do it all time!!!
What do i do!!!!

no

Go to love the strange double standard :thumbsup

lol

girls dont fart, they squeek











well some squeek, the rest fart

lol, double standard :)

In almost 11 years, I have heard my wife fart twice.

that shit is annoying! put your woman in check:winkwink:

she allows me to wear a diaper in a sexual way, she can do anything around me

How can I get a red 'X' in my sig?

you know its bad when u wake up and there is pantie confetti all over the room and the hazmat guys are knocking on your door

When a woman lets loose with a thunder banger , it dosent sound very Lady like , Does it ? But when I let loose with a Manly one that will drive you to tears , It OK , its a Macho thing to do !:1orglaugh

i'm a girl and i do it around my husband all the time. i don't make a big display out of it, but i don't try to hold it in either

I know!!!
But is it fair me getting upset!?
Its not like she is sitting at a dinner in a restaraunt and lets it loose!

Yep

get over it dude sheeesh...
ladies have gas just like men do.. lol.
if im not out in public . im not gonna kill myself holdin it in.

hell now i think im gonna look for you at internext just so i CAN float an air biscuit just for your enjoyment..
lol
:1orglaugh

next time have her sit on your face.. it might just turn you on? :2 cents:

No i understand!!!
I let em loose all the time!!
I just asking if anyone else gets cranky about it?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My wife burps in front of me a lot and it grosses me out. She says she can't help it.

I think she just needs to eat slower. And in a different room.

I think there's a reality show in the making about you and your wife Rictor.

yeah i do..but it doesnt do 1 bit of good... best thing i can do if she wont sleep outside is keep the gas mask handy

bite me oldman u talk like u dont rip em off @ nite .. lol uhhuhhh sureee u dont :1orglaugh

Heh.. mine too. Wait. Are we married to the same woman?

She also plays covered wagon...... I hate that game.

I need some clarification are you cranky just because she farts, or because its a) loud, b) smelly, or c) both?

she sat on my lap and farted on me

Gross

I am afraid of a queef .......

:1orglaugh

I really hate walking in after they take a poo (girls don't shit) and it smells real bad. I kinda hate them after that happens.

Proper bathroom ventilation is the key to success of many happy marriages and relationships :thumbsup

I'll remember that

shit dood.... my girl farts more than any human I know... and she loves to put her ass on my somehow and bust ass.... fucking rediclous

For some reason this isn't suprising. :Graucho

yes - cute little fluffs too - like soft air LOL

A girl needs to be a lady. Girls farting is not that attractive.

She started farting because of this thread!:1orglaugh

mine burp and fart more often and louder then me
:(

If a tranny farts, is that unladylike?

It is not attractive for women AND men to fart BUT it is HUMAN :thumbsup
It's not safe to be holding that stuff in :2 cents:

next time she does it I will just hold her down and fart on her face!!!1

did you listen to today's DON AND MIKE show?

no she doesnt and yes it would bother me

farts are funny

http://www.xxxmoviegalleries.com/cli...y-blumpkin.mpg

after 3 years, i just realized, no.

...a household consisting of porn webmasters, comic book store owners and a herd of transexual pets ..I think E! will buy it.

anyway, your partner should be the one person in the world you can pass wind or belch around and they don't give you a hard time...it is about comfort levels.