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sickkittens · 12-30-2003, 09:55 PM

http://boston.craigslist.org/etc/21265177.html

tootie · 12-30-2003, 09:57 PM

LOL! Hey, juicy, need an assistant for that job?

sickkittens · 12-30-2003, 09:58 PM

Oh, wait. You don't qualify:

- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female

ldinternet · 12-30-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Oh, wait. You don't qualify:

- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female

KRL · 12-30-2003, 10:11 PM

$900 a month to donate sperm. Not bad.

Random Sperm Facts

Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)

Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds

Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation

irishfury · 12-30-2003, 10:14 PM

That's like once a day for 19 years

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Originally posted by KRL

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

serious · 12-30-2003, 10:20 PM

wow i would be perfect for that job and i meet all the requirements, damn

Oracle Porn · 12-30-2003, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
Oh, wait. You don't qualify:

- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female

I wanted to say that!

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2003, 10:29 PM

About Taxes
As a donor, you will be classified as an independent contractor under the IRS code. Although no taxes are deducted from reimbursement checks, we are required to report the reimbursement paid to you. In 1995, the IRS instructed California Cryobank to issue 1099's to all donors earning $600 or more in any calendar year.

In addition, the Cryobank is required to report such earnings to EDD. Therefore, each January, you will receive a 1099 form reflecting the total reimbursement paid to you during the previous calendar year.

steve90 · 12-30-2003, 11:44 PM

600-900 just for beating off im there !

pamphage · 12-31-2003, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
Oh, wait. You don't qualify:

- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female

beemk · 12-31-2003, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I wanted to say that!

the pot is black said the kettle

dotwind · 12-31-2003, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)

Travelling in a car doing 20 miles per hour and ejaculating may get you pulled over in a 40 zone for speeding.

pornJester · 12-31-2003, 02:07 AM

That's good pay. I need to start looking into donating sperm

flashfire · 12-31-2003, 02:54 AM

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ATTN: Juicy, I have a job for you

Thats what she said

Raf1 · 12-31-2003, 03:55 AM

Interesting offer...

12-30-2003, 09:55 PM	#1
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	ATTN: Juicy, I have a job for you http://boston.craigslist.org/etc/21265177.html __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

12-30-2003, 09:57 PM	#2
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12-30-2003, 09:58 PM	#3
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Oh, wait. You don't qualify: - Your sexual partners have been exclusively female __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

12-30-2003, 10:11 PM	#5
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	$900 a month to donate sperm. Not bad. Random Sperm Facts Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun) Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

12-30-2003, 10:20 PM	#7
serious Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,594	wow i would be perfect for that job and i meet all the requirements, damn __________________ new search

12-30-2003, 10:29 PM	#9
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	About Taxes As a donor, you will be classified as an independent contractor under the IRS code. Although no taxes are deducted from reimbursement checks, we are required to report the reimbursement paid to you. In 1995, the IRS instructed California Cryobank to issue 1099's to all donors earning $600 or more in any calendar year. In addition, the Cryobank is required to report such earnings to EDD. Therefore, each January, you will receive a 1099 form reflecting the total reimbursement paid to you during the previous calendar year.

12-30-2003, 11:44 PM	#10
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12-31-2003, 02:07 AM	#14
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12-31-2003, 03:55 AM	#16
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