ATTN: Juicy, I have a job for you
 

LOL! Hey, juicy, need an assistant for that job? :1orglaugh

Oh, wait. You don't qualify:

- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female

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$900 a month to donate sperm. Not bad.

Random Sperm Facts

Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)

Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds

Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation

That's like once a day for 19 years :eek7

wow i would be perfect for that job and i meet all the requirements, damn :Graucho

I wanted to say that!

About Taxes
As a donor, you will be classified as an independent contractor under the IRS code. Although no taxes are deducted from reimbursement checks, we are required to report the reimbursement paid to you. In 1995, the IRS instructed California Cryobank to issue 1099's to all donors earning $600 or more in any calendar year.

In addition, the Cryobank is required to report such earnings to EDD. Therefore, each January, you will receive a 1099 form reflecting the total reimbursement paid to you during the previous calendar year.
:Graucho

600-900 just for beating off im there !

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the pot is black said the kettle

Travelling in a car doing 20 miles per hour and ejaculating may get you pulled over in a 40 zone for speeding. :glugglug

That's good pay. I need to start looking into donating sperm :Graucho

Thats what she said

Interesting offer... :thumbsup