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12-30-2003, 01:56 PM
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in a van by the river
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Now accepting applications....
this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.
I'm looking for a impersonator for the Vegas show. Duties include, (but may not be limited to): Being I can not make it myself, I need someone to pretend they are me.. Scheduling: I have no clue what I would want to do if I was going to Vegas beside party.. so I will leave this totally up to you. Conferences: take cliff notes Meals: I would expect you to at least think about me while pretending to be me eating.. I just don't want to have to think about you. Shows: I want to be at all the shows, so you may be required to get a impersonator to impersonate you impersonating me... just make it happen Personal Assistance: You will just need hand towels for this part Perks: My impersonator will accompany my ego everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations with my ego or you impersonating my ego, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life in the trailer park", and be considered for future operations, and have full impersonations wherever I don't go.
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12-30-2003, 01:58 PM
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thats funny!
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12-30-2003, 02:09 PM
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 Best stuff I've read on this board in a while. Nice satire. |
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12-30-2003, 02:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Beautiful. Very well done. |
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12-30-2003, 02:26 PM
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I'll take this position.
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12-30-2003, 10:23 PM
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in a van by the river
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12-30-2003, 11:41 PM
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lol
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12-30-2003, 11:47 PM
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Can I pretend to use your Credit Cards also?
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12-30-2003, 11:48 PM
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Good mock! jDoG
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12-31-2003, 07:47 AM
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12-31-2003, 07:51 AM
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haha good stuff.
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12-31-2003, 07:52 AM
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lol much better than the similar post lolol good job
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12-31-2003, 09:02 AM
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Dude you rock!
Funnnnnny shit. May be hard to find someone tho, I am pretty sure you are the ugliest fuck on the planet! HAHA SkyB0lt |
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12-31-2003, 09:15 AM
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Funny shit |
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