Now accepting applications....
 

this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.

I'm looking for a impersonator for the Vegas show.


Duties include, (but may not be limited to):

Being I can not make it myself, I need someone to pretend they are me..

Scheduling: I have no clue what I would want to do if I was going to Vegas beside party.. so I will leave this totally up to you.

Conferences: take cliff notes

Meals: I would expect you to at least think about me while pretending to be me eating.. I just don't want to have to think about you.

Shows: I want to be at all the shows, so you may be required to get a impersonator to impersonate you impersonating me...
just make it happen

Personal Assistance: You will just need hand towels for this part

Perks: My impersonator will accompany my ego everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations with my ego or you impersonating my ego, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life in the trailer park", and be considered for future operations, and have full impersonations wherever I don't go.

thats funny!

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Best stuff I've read on this board in a while. Nice satire.

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Beautiful. Very well done.

I'll take this position.

do you have the hand towels?

lol

Can I pretend to use your Credit Cards also?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good mock!

jDoG

as long as it's just you impersonating me , using my impersonated credit cards

haha good stuff.

lol much better than the similar post lolol good job:thumbsup

Dude you rock!

Funnnnnny shit.

May be hard to find someone tho, I am pretty sure you are the ugliest fuck on the planet!

HAHA




SkyB0lt

:1orglaugh Funny shit