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My kitten Carly just turned into Carl!
My wife just took our kitten, Carly, for her third vet visit. The first visit was to the emergency vet on the night we got her. She had ran into the tire of my wife's PT Cruiser and ridden inside the tire for 6 miles without my wife's knowledge. They had to take the tire off her car to get the kitten out. She was taken to the emergency vet, who said there was nothing wrong with her except for a couple scratches! She went to the normal vet a couple days later for her first shots and all that.
![]() Today she went for her second batch of shots and I guess her sex organs are more developed now because we just found out Carly is actually Carl. I guess it's pretty common for vets to make this mistake with young kittens since their sex organs are so small at first. My poor kitten is having an identity crisis! We've been calling him "Baby Girl" for a month! |
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Damn, surprised the kitten survived.
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Don't feel bad. My brother's female dog humps the shit out of my male dog.
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I can tell you, your cat will never get over the identity crisis LOL, I had a cat and called her missy, then three months later she went back to the vets and whooops missy was a boy. Now he is mister but everybody says he still acts like a baby girl.
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There is always the option that Carl is a tranny cat
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well you and Laura do specialise in transexual pets.
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sweeeeet kitty
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it's not a vet mistake. My sister had a cat and it happened the same, only that he "changed" sex at 2 years old or so. Vet told her that hermaphroditism in cats is not common, but it's not uncommon either, it's like 1:10,000 or so. I always had my doubts about it, but somebody else told me that, and then you... thinking of new niche: hermaphrodite pussies!
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Now with more Jayne
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Carl is a strange name for a cat though. |
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how did the cat get inside the tire? cute cat btw.
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i remember the tire story. that SUCKED. thank god the cat is ok.
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Pussy.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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that's messed up.
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You should really name your cat Clay.
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Strap on?
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It is NOT common. Your vet was a retard. BTW, how did he get into the car tire ? Damn, thats wild. |
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sweet kitty
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Now with more Jayne
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that is just the cutest damn kitty...why don't u just have the cat fixed and it won't matter the sex anyway?
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It's a man, baby! So the fuzzball reveals it's fuzzball, cool. Now you can look forward to spraying instead of a litter of kittens.
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small sexual organs???
how fucking stupid the vet is in your town? it got balzz and sausage then it is a boy! |
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We got our kitten from the Humane society. The tag said
female, tabby. When she was 4 months old we took her to have that special surgery and they called to say, 'she is a he'. I guess the wrong card was on her. (Should have known, since she had no stripes but was all black.) She's still a she to us. Too late to change gears. Besides she's pretty much asexual at this point. Still felt wierd. Like we didn't really know her at all. Your kitty is so sweet. |
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Cute cat!!
Very cute.. I love cats.. Too bad as a kid I had to eat em.. Asian Culture just amazes me more and more as I grow older and out of it.
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I had the exact same thing happen with our supposedly male cat. Was quite suprising when "he" went into heat.
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When we got this kitten, I don't think it had even eaten solid food before. It's sex organs were a tiny dot on a tiny 1 pound body. |
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