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Rictor 12-29-2003 01:41 PM

My kitten Carly just turned into Carl!
 
My wife just took our kitten, Carly, for her third vet visit. The first visit was to the emergency vet on the night we got her. She had ran into the tire of my wife's PT Cruiser and ridden inside the tire for 6 miles without my wife's knowledge. They had to take the tire off her car to get the kitten out. She was taken to the emergency vet, who said there was nothing wrong with her except for a couple scratches! She went to the normal vet a couple days later for her first shots and all that.

http://www.ezacash.com/carly1.jpg

Today she went for her second batch of shots and I guess her sex organs are more developed now because we just found out Carly is actually Carl. I guess it's pretty common for vets to make this mistake with young kittens since their sex organs are so small at first.

My poor kitten is having an identity crisis! We've been calling him "Baby Girl" for a month!

pradaboy 12-29-2003 01:45 PM

ROFL... great story

what do you think of my kitty?

http://www.2profit.ws/lilo.jpg

Stallion 12-29-2003 01:47 PM

Damn, surprised the kitten survived.

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
ROFL... great story

what do you think of my kitty?

http://www.2profit.ws/lilo.jpg

Pretty damn cute but I don't think I've ever seen an ugly kitten.

zzgundamnzz 12-29-2003 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Stallion
Damn, surprised the kitten survived.
It only has 8 lives now.

sickkittens 12-29-2003 01:53 PM

Don't feel bad. My brother's female dog humps the shit out of my male dog.

Tera 12-29-2003 01:54 PM

I can tell you, your cat will never get over the identity crisis LOL, I had a cat and called her missy, then three months later she went back to the vets and whooops missy was a boy. Now he is mister but everybody says he still acts like a baby girl.

smproduction 12-29-2003 01:54 PM

There is always the option that Carl is a tranny cat :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 12-29-2003 01:55 PM

well you and Laura do specialise in transexual pets.

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Don't feel bad. My brother's female dog humps the shit out of my male dog.
That actually has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with how dogs show dominance. I guess your male dog is just a submissive.

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
well you and Laura do specialise in transexual pets.
When he/she is older, I'll have to put him in a dress. Poor "Baby Girl."

NBDesign 12-29-2003 02:08 PM

:1orglaugh been there... cats name was lady... too old and too use to the name to change it... fucked up the cat mentally... caught him dressing in my GF's clothes :1orglaugh

avion 12-29-2003 02:09 PM

sweeeeet kitty :)

harvey 12-29-2003 02:13 PM

it's not a vet mistake. My sister had a cat and it happened the same, only that he "changed" sex at 2 years old or so. Vet told her that hermaphroditism in cats is not common, but it's not uncommon either, it's like 1:10,000 or so. I always had my doubts about it, but somebody else told me that, and then you... thinking of new niche: hermaphrodite pussies! :thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 12-29-2003 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor


When he/she is older, I'll have to put him in a dress. Poor "Baby Girl."

see, other people will think that is a joke.


Carl is a strange name for a cat though.

Rictor 12-29-2003 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc


see, other people will think that is a joke.


Carl is a strange name for a cat though.

One thing people don't understand about me is that I'm always stone cold serious. Deadpan. I don't joke. I tell the truth with a smile on my face and people assume I'm joking because it makes them feel more comfortable.

BlackCrayon 12-29-2003 08:04 PM

how did the cat get inside the tire? cute cat btw.

Brat 12-29-2003 08:28 PM

i remember the tire story. that SUCKED. thank god the cat is ok.

As for being Carl now, I'm sure your little kitty will be ok :winkwink:

Rictor 12-29-2003 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by BlackCrayon
how did the cat get inside the tire? cute cat btw.
It was raining hard and the kitten was in the middle of the road. She slammed on her breaks to keep from hitting it and it disappeared. She looked all over for it and even checked in her engine. No kitten. Then she drove six miles. When she stopped, she heard a kitten crying and thought it had gotten in her engine after all. Turns out it had climbed inside her tire. I didn't realize a kitten could fit inside of a car tire either.

fuzebox 12-30-2003 12:05 AM

Pussy.

Vitasoy 12-30-2003 12:17 AM

that's messed up.

Pornwolf 12-30-2003 12:20 AM

You should really name your cat Clay.

MuleScrote 12-30-2003 12:21 AM

Strap on?

DarkJedi 12-30-2003 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I guess it's pretty common for vets to make this mistake with young kittens since their sex organs are so small at first.


It is NOT common. Your vet was a retard.

BTW, how did he get into the car tire ?
Damn, thats wild.

Nikoleta 12-30-2003 03:30 AM

sweet kitty:thumbsup
mine looks the same but white and older

silent moan 12-30-2003 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


It only has 8 lives now.

...honestly speaking, i don't believe in sayings bout cats having 9 lives :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 12-30-2003 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


One thing people don't understand about me is that I'm always stone cold serious. Deadpan. I don't joke. I tell the truth with a smile on my face and people assume I'm joking because it makes them feel more comfortable.

that is a fairly common way of doing things in the UK. Sarcasm is also rather appreciated over here. Maybe why I get along with them all so much.

myjah 12-30-2003 08:30 AM

that is just the cutest damn kitty...why don't u just have the cat fixed and it won't matter the sex anyway?

TiGrrPrr 12-30-2003 08:35 AM

It's a man, baby! So the fuzzball reveals it's fuzzball, cool. Now you can look forward to spraying instead of a litter of kittens. :Graucho



(Neuter/spade is always recommended:2 cents: )

spamofon 12-30-2003 08:38 AM

small sexual organs???

how fucking stupid the vet is in your town?

it got balzz and sausage then it is a boy!

bopha 12-30-2003 09:28 AM

We got our kitten from the Humane society. The tag said

female, tabby.

When she was 4 months old we took her to have that special surgery and they called to say, 'she is a he'. I guess the wrong card was on her. (Should have known, since she had no stripes but was all black.)

She's still a she to us. Too late to change gears. Besides she's pretty much asexual at this point. Still felt wierd. Like we didn't really know her at all.


Your kitty is so sweet.

boneprone 12-30-2003 09:31 AM

Cute cat!!

Very cute.. I love cats..

Too bad as a kid I had to eat em..

Asian Culture just amazes me more and more as I grow older and out of it.

AOJ Brian 12-30-2003 09:32 AM

I had the exact same thing happen with our supposedly male cat. Was quite suprising when "he" went into heat.

Rictor 12-30-2003 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi



It is NOT common. Your vet was a retard.


Both of them?

When we got this kitten, I don't think it had even eaten solid food before. It's sex organs were a tiny dot on a tiny 1 pound body.

Rictor 12-30-2003 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
It's a man, baby! So the fuzzball reveals it's fuzzball, cool. Now you can look forward to spraying instead of a litter of kittens. :Graucho



(Neuter/spade is always recommended:2 cents: )

He'll be fixed as soon as he's old enough, like all our animals.


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