Holy Shit - A 50 Foot Long Python - GoFuckYourself.com

Jedimaster · 12-30-2003, 07:34 AM

A reticulated python is taken care by his keeper Maryoto at Curugsewu recreational Park, in Kendal, Central Java, Indonesia, Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003. The 15-meter (49.21 feet) long, 447-kilogram (985 pound) snake was captured in Jambi province in Sumatera island last year but only recently put on public display. If confirmed, it would be the largest snake ever kept in captivity. (AP Photo)

It's only 985 pounds!!

lEricPl · 12-30-2003, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster

A reticulated python is taken care by his keeper Maryoto at Curugsewu recreational Park, in Kendal, Central Java, Indonesia, Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003. The 15-meter (49.21 feet) long, 447-kilogram (985 pound) snake was captured in Jambi province in Sumatera island last year but only recently put on public display. If confirmed, it would be the largest snake ever kept in captivity. (AP Photo)

It's only 985 pounds!!

That guy will be dinner one day.

Nysus · 12-30-2003, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
It's only 985 pounds!!

My penis is heavier.

Cheers,
Matt

Stallion · 12-30-2003, 07:36 AM

Damn that is one big bitch.

Dirty F · 12-30-2003, 07:38 AM

How many meters is that?

Jedimaster · 12-30-2003, 07:39 AM

what do they feed that thing??

Dirty F · 12-30-2003, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??

Little children.

Jedimaster · 12-30-2003, 07:40 AM

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How many meters is that?

15

Roald · 12-30-2003, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??

mad cows

Nysus · 12-30-2003, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??

Children. They come cheap..

Cheers,
Matt

Dirty F · 12-30-2003, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster

15

Damn, thats long indeed then!

Jedimaster · 12-30-2003, 07:41 AM

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mad cows

Do you think it could eat a full grown cow??

Dirty F · 12-30-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by Nysus

Children. They come cheap..

Cheers,
Matt

Copycat

Nysus · 12-30-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe

mad cows

Damnit, you beat me. Not from Alberta though. Fucking US jumping the gun. If it IS from Canada, then okay, then announce it but before that .. fucking bastards. I'm in a great mood right now.

Cheers,
Matt

Weppel · 12-30-2003, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
How many meters is that?

...The 15-meter (49.21 feet) long...

That is one fuckedup long snake if you ask me! Seriously, i'd never go near that animal, even if you'd givec me $1 meeeeelion dollars

Roald · 12-30-2003, 07:47 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster

Do you think it could eat a full grown cow??

Don;t know, I once saw a snake eating a little cow on discovery. He was able to stay alive for about a year with only that meal

Bishop · 12-30-2003, 07:50 AM

How in the hell do you catch a 50 foot nearly 1000 lb snake?

What does it eat? hmmm.. pinkies.. lots and lots of pinkies..

frankthetank · 12-30-2003, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??

4 dogs a month

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ia_giant_snake

Pieter · 12-30-2003, 08:12 AM

A lot of leather boots in there

WebTitan · 12-30-2003, 08:20 AM

this must be the same one that someone posted about yesterday...with the pic you can see just how fucking big that is...wholly shit.

Evil1 · 12-30-2003, 08:23 AM

If I was that little asian guy i would NOT be standing there patting it's ass.

TheEnforcer · 12-30-2003, 10:18 AM

IO saw that linked on Drudge. Damn that thing is huge!

Vitasoy · 12-30-2003, 10:30 AM

damn that's a big mofo

bogo · 12-30-2003, 10:32 AM

axelcat · 12-30-2003, 10:34 AM

Oh my god thats really scary

Torn Rose · 12-30-2003, 10:36 AM

Animal Planet showed 3 Zoo keepers feeding a 30' python.

They had a police riot sheild and had a long pair of tongs with it's food in it's claws, the head zoo keeper was talking how dangerouse it was and bluh bluh bluh, and I was thinking "yeah, ok"

then all the sudden this snake who was'nt even moving strikes so fast and hit's the sheild it scared the keepers who threw the food in and locked the door as fast as they could, that damn thing looked like something out of a movie, if thay guy keeps getting that close to it, he will never know what hit's him.

bogo · 12-30-2003, 10:39 AM

heres a pic of a man swallowed by a croc

http://onkar.s5.com/crocodile.html

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-30-2003, 11:28 AM

I had bought a snake from a guy that had a 36 foot python in captivity.. I asked him how he got it out of the cage to clean it and feed the damn thing..This crazy fucker wraps the snake around his body and carries it out of the cage so they can clean it. He feeds it rabbits (which he also raises)..the thing scared the shit out of me

12-30-2003, 07:34 AM	#1
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	Holy Shit - A 50 Foot Long Python A reticulated python is taken care by his keeper Maryoto at Curugsewu recreational Park, in Kendal, Central Java, Indonesia, Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003. The 15-meter (49.21 feet) long, 447-kilogram (985 pound) snake was captured in Jambi province in Sumatera island last year but only recently put on public display. If confirmed, it would be the largest snake ever kept in captivity. (AP Photo) It's only 985 pounds!!

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Bishop Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 281	How in the hell do you catch a 50 foot nearly 1000 lb snake? What does it eat? hmmm.. pinkies.. lots and lots of pinkies..

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WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	this must be the same one that someone posted about yesterday...with the pic you can see just how fucking big that is...wholly shit.

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	Oh my god thats really scary

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Torn Rose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 752	Animal Planet showed 3 Zoo keepers feeding a 30' python. They had a police riot sheild and had a long pair of tongs with it's food in it's claws, the head zoo keeper was talking how dangerouse it was and bluh bluh bluh, and I was thinking "yeah, ok" then all the sudden this snake who was'nt even moving strikes so fast and hit's the sheild it scared the keepers who threw the food in and locked the door as fast as they could, that damn thing looked like something out of a movie, if thay guy keeps getting that close to it, he will never know what hit's him. __________________ ICQ# 123278082

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bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982	heres a pic of a man swallowed by a croc http://onkar.s5.com/crocodile.html

12-30-2003, 11:28 AM	#28
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I had bought a snake from a guy that had a 36 foot python in captivity.. I asked him how he got it out of the cage to clean it and feed the damn thing..This crazy fucker wraps the snake around his body and carries it out of the cage so they can clean it. He feeds it rabbits (which he also raises)..the thing scared the shit out of me