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Jedimaster 12-30-2003 07:34 AM

Holy Shit - A 50 Foot Long Python
 
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A reticulated python is taken care by his keeper Maryoto at Curugsewu recreational Park, in Kendal, Central Java, Indonesia, Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003. The 15-meter (49.21 feet) long, 447-kilogram (985 pound) snake was captured in Jambi province in Sumatera island last year but only recently put on public display. If confirmed, it would be the largest snake ever kept in captivity. (AP Photo)

It's only 985 pounds!!

lEricPl 12-30-2003 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
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A reticulated python is taken care by his keeper Maryoto at Curugsewu recreational Park, in Kendal, Central Java, Indonesia, Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003. The 15-meter (49.21 feet) long, 447-kilogram (985 pound) snake was captured in Jambi province in Sumatera island last year but only recently put on public display. If confirmed, it would be the largest snake ever kept in captivity. (AP Photo)

It's only 985 pounds!!

That guy will be dinner one day.

Nysus 12-30-2003 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
It's only 985 pounds!!
My penis is heavier.

Cheers,
Matt

Stallion 12-30-2003 07:36 AM

Damn that is one big bitch.

Dirty F 12-30-2003 07:38 AM

How many meters is that?

Jedimaster 12-30-2003 07:39 AM

what do they feed that thing??

Dirty F 12-30-2003 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??
Little children.

Jedimaster 12-30-2003 07:40 AM

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How many meters is that?
15

Roald 12-30-2003 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??
mad cows

Nysus 12-30-2003 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??
Children. They come cheap..

Cheers,
Matt

Dirty F 12-30-2003 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster


15

Damn, thats long indeed then!

Jedimaster 12-30-2003 07:41 AM

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mad cows
Do you think it could eat a full grown cow??

Dirty F 12-30-2003 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by Nysus


Children. They come cheap..

Cheers,
Matt

Copycat

Nysus 12-30-2003 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe


mad cows

Damnit, you beat me. Not from Alberta though. Fucking US jumping the gun. If it IS from Canada, then okay, then announce it but before that .. fucking bastards. I'm in a great mood right now.

Cheers,
Matt

Weppel 12-30-2003 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
How many meters is that?
...The 15-meter (49.21 feet) long...

That is one fuckedup long snake if you ask me! Seriously, i'd never go near that animal, even if you'd givec me $1 meeeeelion dollars

Roald 12-30-2003 07:47 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster


Do you think it could eat a full grown cow??

Don;t know, I once saw a snake eating a little cow on discovery. He was able to stay alive for about a year with only that meal

Bishop 12-30-2003 07:50 AM

How in the hell do you catch a 50 foot nearly 1000 lb snake?

What does it eat? hmmm.. pinkies.. lots and lots of pinkies..

frankthetank 12-30-2003 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
what do they feed that thing??

4 dogs a month

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ia_giant_snake

Pieter 12-30-2003 08:12 AM

A lot of leather boots in there :Graucho

WebTitan 12-30-2003 08:20 AM

this must be the same one that someone posted about yesterday...with the pic you can see just how fucking big that is...wholly shit.

Evil1 12-30-2003 08:23 AM

If I was that little asian guy i would NOT be standing there patting it's ass.

TheEnforcer 12-30-2003 10:18 AM

IO saw that linked on Drudge. Damn that thing is huge!

Vitasoy 12-30-2003 10:30 AM

damn that's a big mofo

bogo 12-30-2003 10:32 AM

http://www.pitt.edu/~jcm11/Archives/.../Anaconda3.jpg

http://www.pitt.edu/~jcm11/Archives/.../Anaconda2.jpg

axelcat 12-30-2003 10:34 AM

Oh my god thats really scary

Torn Rose 12-30-2003 10:36 AM

Animal Planet showed 3 Zoo keepers feeding a 30' python.

They had a police riot sheild and had a long pair of tongs with it's food in it's claws, the head zoo keeper was talking how dangerouse it was and bluh bluh bluh, and I was thinking "yeah, ok"

then all the sudden this snake who was'nt even moving strikes so fast and hit's the sheild it scared the keepers who threw the food in and locked the door as fast as they could, that damn thing looked like something out of a movie, if thay guy keeps getting that close to it, he will never know what hit's him.

bogo 12-30-2003 10:39 AM

heres a pic of a man swallowed by a croc

http://onkar.s5.com/crocodile.html

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-30-2003 11:28 AM

I had bought a snake from a guy that had a 36 foot python in captivity.. I asked him how he got it out of the cage to clean it and feed the damn thing..This crazy fucker wraps the snake around his body and carries it out of the cage so they can clean it. He feeds it rabbits (which he also raises)..the thing scared the shit out of me :helpme


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