My bad AMP, just thought you enjoyed a party or two :)

What you see on GFY is not what goes on in the real world. I know this personally. Last year in Vegas I met some people who I would never have dreamt of talking to just because I didn't like their board persona. Some people would do well to remember there is a big world out there AWAY from the computer!

I gotta start my work now. Damn I can't be bothered doing galleries today :( See ya man.

yea...


whatever.

I learned this shit for my son.
Nothing is going to "bite me" in the ass.

Have at it.

Haha, what do I have to do to antagonize you to ban him?

Media

ever see an unchained doberman?




you're looking one in the eyes.

Oh can you? That would be great!


:thumbsup

Here's a tip Sex Ed:


Shut your fucking cake hole. Before you piss me off.

btw, still looking for that assistant....



and I need to add now, the person that takes this gig, needs to have some tough skin. Because there will no doubt be some heat. Pussies (like Equinox) need not apply. I need someone that can handle themselves. Don't need to worry about me, I can take care of myself.... but I don't want my assistant getting fucked up neither.

Look here CHUMP if you see me there you better look out I'm going to pimp slap your cheap ass bitch boy, that you bought for a week because you have no friends to go with. ....... You a fucking Joke ! Then Im going to take your Jacket and piss on it. Ill just keep your camera tho. Sounds like you need grow some balls and be a man TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF or move back in with your mom :2 cents:
......... btw I was wanting to know if you would cut me a deal on a pay site tour ?

you know where to find me punk.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
[B]

you seriously need your own unique banner, bro. before everytime i saw that banner 90% of the time it was your post (or ocassionally equinox). now you look like the 10 other people that got lucky on sig day.

:1orglaugh Damn Amp I was wanting a better flame from you than that. It's ok tho :thumbsup Good luck with your search. Most of us have trouble keeping up with our own days

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pamphage
[B]hmm.... good point.

I can do that I guess. I'm the mutherfucker that makes 'em. :glugglug

my hi-octane flaming days are done man.... I'm too fucking old for that shit anymore. I honestly can't keep up. I've been reduced to throwing out a few random insults and hoping for the best.

wtf, this thread got big fast.

ill do it for return tickets from australia
:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Message to Amp's personal assistant.
------------------------------------------------

You must be fucked in the head for taking this job.

Also, you can pack a few thirts if you want but leave the board shorts at home, it's snowing like crazy in Vegas at the moment

For that $200 a day I'd give you 8 hours daily which would be more than enough time, I'm a local and know where to get the show tickets and shit...

BUT

I got family arriving today and they will be here for the next week.

But if you need some help with show tickets or anything buzz my icq.

It's actually not a bad deal... assuming plane tickets, floor tickets, and hotel stays are included. Otherwise that's a minimum of $500 out the door. So you're only making $500 for 4 days of being somebody's lackey. Not that good of a deal, especially if you're trying to make contacts and learn some biz.

My guy is getting plane tickets, floor passes, hotel, meals, entertainment, and a check at the end of it. And since he's not already in the industry, I don't have to worry about him running around doing his business on my dime.

If you're seriously looking for a PA, take a trusted non-industry person. They'll be stoked just going to a porn convention. Careful of the gawking though...

Any luck yet?


:glugglug

For $2k I'll wear a suit also! :thumbsup

I think you need a Swedish motherfuker to help you....

I am:

-afraid to fly
-???

I am not:

- good in english
- ???



I don´t think I can get this job. I´m overqualified or some shitty word like that...


Thanks!

Interesting thread


:)

This thread is too funny, some employee of adult.com is looking for a personal assisant, and people believe it's real. :1orglaugh


yeah, he has a full time assistant. He only has to pay her 60% of his adult.com salary. :1orglaugh



Autographs? Wake up people, this is a joke. Or else he's more of a lunatic than I realized.

Make it $5k and you've got a deal. :Graucho

The funny thing is that this kind of shit happens to me all the time. Here is my newly adapted standard answer.

NO! I won't give you a fucking autograph. :321GFY

Get a life.

mad cuz you didn't get an autograph last year?

how bout you just let my assistant make your decisions too!

I won't be needing all six of my personal assistants for this show, want to borrow a couple?

hmm.... that might work. Sure you can spare one or two? I need one that's a real go-getter. A take-charge kinda gal. If you got one that can iron and stuff like that, that'd be awesome man

Unbelievable.

All of you fucking newbs that come on here asking how to convert this and how much money is in that and what thehun eats for breakfast are in a word, retarded.

I fuck around with Amp on here all the time. Do I dislike him? No, I don't even know his ass.

Point being, he could be 10 times the prick you think he is and it would still be worth it to the right person to do this....FOR FREE.

I have no desire to make connections, trade traffic, talk business, or any of the normal webmaster stuff but if I did I would be all over this. Ever heard of a band bitch? They work for beer and the fucking $5 admission into a show.

But what do the typical newbs do in their typical newb fashion? Run their fucking mouths. $1000 is what, 6 months for some of you? :1orglaugh You would be getting paid to be around all of the higher ups that you dream about every night while you jerk.

Oh well, keep bitching and moaning and hopefully somebody that is serious about this business but just starting out will take Amp up on this offer and get some connections that might last a lifetime.

Cheers fuckers :glugglug

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Diagnostic Criteria

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
requires excessive admiration
4) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
5) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
6) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
7) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
8) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

your application has been rejected.

This is a joke right? It's a funny one though I must admit :1orglaugh

Amp seems to admit he's somewhat lazy and unorganized and just doesn't want to deal with any of the arrangements and shit himself. He's willing to pay someone else $1000 to do it. His demands are serious enough to hopefully weed out other lazy fuckers. That leaves him with someone who has a decent work ethic and will get the shit done for him.

Definitely worth paying someone $1000 to handle it for you. Or, he could just tag along with someone else. Don't they have guides available too that handle everything like this anyway ?

ROFLMAO ^^^

hmmm.... ok, that was semi-creative. You're back in the application pool.

I would do this, but only if I also got to see you naked.