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pamphage 12-30-2003 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by Meloman
Dude if I had a personal assistant I would just mess with them too much while I was drunk, lol.... stuff like "Stand on one leg and hop around", lol....

They would quite within 5 minutes, lol.

haha

media 12-30-2003 03:45 AM

Dude, honestly.. Your demanding alot from someone that will most likely end up stuck at a blackjack table or getting distracted by some ass..

I would not trust anyone from this board with your itinerary.. I started planning my itinerary 2 weeks ago, its maticulous.. I know when and where shits happening, and I have all my own invites and passes to shit I wanna do...

Media..

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by media
Dude, honestly.. Your demanding alot from someone that will most likely end up stuck at a blackjack table or getting distracted by some ass..

I would not trust anyone from this board with your itinerary.. I started planning my itinerary 2 weeks ago, its maticulous.. I know when and where shits happening, and I have all my own invites and passes to shit I wanna do...

Media..

I know man.... but it's too much to think about... I hate thinking about all that shit. I just want someone to handle it.

Digipimp 12-30-2003 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


3 paysite tours will run you $10k.... you plan on writing me a check for the difference?

Ahh I didn't know you were so expensive even though I knew you were on the high side. Well try bumping your thread in about 6 hours and you should get more of a response then bro.

katsuki 12-30-2003 03:48 AM

fly me from australia and back again!?
:Graucho

TTiger 12-30-2003 03:49 AM

if i was from US and had more confident in my english speaking ill apply:-) but some people (girls) like french canadian accent:-))
im a pretty good PR guy i like to meet people i like to origanize event etc..since im working as dj in night club (stripper club) so im kinda used to meet people booking scheduling girls and stuff..

TTiger

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:51 AM

so nobody going to vages wants to make an extra k?

X37375787 12-30-2003 03:52 AM

In case you need an experienced fluffer, you know where to find me.

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox
In case you need an experienced fluffer, you know where to find me.
I wouldn't hire you to lick my fucking boots.

Digipimp 12-30-2003 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
so nobody going to vages wants to make an extra k?
Rent me a Lincoln Town Car to drive from Dallas to Vegas and pay for my hookers while I'm there and we're set.

:thumbsup

woj 12-30-2003 03:53 AM

50 applications

X37375787 12-30-2003 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


I wouldn't hire you to lick my fucking boots.


you break my heart.

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox



you break my heart.

no doubt.

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:55 AM

unlike you EQ... no one PAYS me




nevermind.

media 12-30-2003 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


I know man.... but it's too much to think about... I hate thinking about all that shit. I just want someone to handle it.

Well, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to sit down with ya and have a drink, I'd like to see all the work that our friends at Twisted Illusions did on you.. I got some more work recently..
http://www.shavedpoodle.com/tattoo04.jpg
Hit me up on ICQ if you got some time.. 847 00 583

Media

Toni 12-30-2003 03:56 AM

I?m very curious to see who will take this job. I didn?t even know that people that are willing to do such a job come to this board.

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:58 AM

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Originally posted by Toni
I?m very curious to see who will take this job. I didn?t even know that people that are willing to do such a job come to this board.
are you kidding? These people will whore themselves for $5 bucks a month if someone will give it to them.... I'm offering $1k for 5 days...... I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

X37375787 12-30-2003 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
unlike you EQ... no one PAYS me


nevermind.


Yes baby, please - insult me!

sexeducation 12-30-2003 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toni
I?m very curious to see who will take this job. I didn?t even know that people that are willing to do such a job come to this board.
I would.
I want to meet a few of the people on this board.

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media


Well, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to sit down with ya and have a drink, I'd like to see all the work that our friends at Twisted Illusions did on you.. I got some more work recently..
http://www.shavedpoodle.com/tattoo04.jpg
Hit me up on ICQ if you got some time.. 847 00 583

Media

how you know Twisted did work on me?

media 12-30-2003 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


are you kidding? These people will whore themselves for $5 bucks a month if someone will give it to them.... I'm offering $1k for 5 days...... I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

You'll get some takers at that price Im sure.. If I was some fresh off the boat webmaster, looking for some good experience and the oppertunity to overhear some good ideas and chat, I would be all over it...

Media

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by sexeducation


I would.
I want to meet a few of the people on this board.

but YOU, are not eligible. Because you suck ass. And I said so. :)

X37375787 12-30-2003 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.


Maybe cuz nobody wants to be seen with a hypocrit with a drinking problem... :1orglaugh

Rice_Master 12-30-2003 04:00 AM

This guy is a fucking joke. It's funny how people think they are bigger than life itself. Dude you design porn sites for a living, and let's not forget you're working for Lensman, how much do you think you're possibly worth? Wake up man, it's all just a bad dream.

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox



Yes baby, please - insult me!

stay your scrawny ass in Ohio kid..... you're out of your league.

media 12-30-2003 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


how you know Twisted did work on me?

I know Kenny =) We've talked before about the work you had done.. Remember I'm an East Bay kid as well...

Media

sexeducation 12-30-2003 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


but YOU, are not eligible. Because you suck ass. And I said so. :)


Bow to the power of a Master Blogger.
Read the other posts.

Ross 12-30-2003 04:02 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


are you kidding? These people will whore themselves for $5 bucks a month if someone will give it to them.... I'm offering $1k for 5 days...... I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

Lets break it down big guy.

$1000 for 5 days work sounds easy.
$200 per day
Now. They gotta plan your breakfast, lunch, dinner and whatever the hell else you decide to do. Lets say you eat 3 times per day, attend the show floor, and then at least 3 parties at night.
Thats 7 things. Thats $28.50 per thing you do. If your not on time you're gonna be pissed, most likely get drunk and annoy the hell outta your "assisstant"

No offence, but most people going to Vegas already got money or else they wouldn't be going. Who would be willing to monitor you for at least 18 hours per day for $11.11 per hour? Coz thats what it works out at.

Hope you find someone. My best advice is to stick closely with Aaron, he knows what going on all the time. Then you can give him the $1000 since he will be just like your assisstant except he won't take any shit :)

Enjoy the show AMP.

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 04:02 AM

The offer stands.


Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio.

Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... )

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by media


I know Kenny =) We've talked before about the work you had done.. Remember I'm an East Bay kid as well...

Media

nice.... :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Lets break it down big guy.

$1000 for 5 days work sounds easy.
$200 per day
Now. They gotta plan your breakfast, lunch, dinner and whatever the hell else you decide to do. Lets say you eat 3 times per day, attend the show floor, and then at least 3 parties at night.
Thats 7 things. Thats $28.50 per thing you do. If your not on time you're gonna be pissed, most likely get drunk and annoy the hell outta your "assisstant"

No offence, but most people going to Vegas already got money or else they wouldn't be going. Who would be willing to monitor you for at least 18 hours per day for $11.11 per hour? Coz thats what it works out at.

Hope you find someone. My best advice is to stick closely with Aaron, he knows what going on all the time. Then you can give him the $1000 since he will be just like your assisstant except he won't take any shit :)

Enjoy the show AMP.

nice breakdown...


except: I eat ONCE a day. And I don't party.

pamphage 12-30-2003 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The offer stands.


Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio.

Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... )


you don't wanna pimp it in the sexedmobile?

http://www.greenvillesouth.com/snack2.jpg

Ross 12-30-2003 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nice breakdown...


except: I eat ONCE a day. And I don't party.

WTF!! How the hell can you only eat once per day? Or do you eat SO much that you can only eat once per day?

You don't party? AMP come on man, soon as you get out there you KNOW you will be partying

funkmaster 12-30-2003 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.



I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.


Duties include, (but may not be limited to):

Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...

Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.

Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.

Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.

Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.



Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.


This is open for the next two days ONLY.

... I am speechless and ashamed !!!

sexeducation 12-30-2003 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The offer stands.


Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio.

Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... )

That's because I would sell more then you.
And the truth hurts.
Your job is on the line.
And I really am applying for it.
Dad@

X37375787 12-30-2003 04:08 AM

Ohio sucks, but at least I am getting the higher education that you (from my best understanding) never got. But what is masters education when you can design porn sites in paradise all day.

Get over yourself Amp, you're a tool. :)

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
WTF!! How the hell can you only eat once per day? Or do you eat SO much that you can only eat once per day?

You don't party? AMP come on man, soon as you get out there you KNOW you will be partying

huge misconception from the board population....


talk to Aaron, or anyone else that knows me personally. I do NOT party. Even when there's a party going on.



hehehehe..... what you see here on GFY is not necessarily what IS....


but then, I've been saying that for years and people believe whatever the hell they wanna believe. :Graucho

Ross 12-30-2003 04:08 AM

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Originally posted by sexeducation
Dad@
Stop with this Dad shit dude. You do yourself no favours. Trust me, one day this will come back and bite you right in the arse!

Amputate Your Head 12-30-2003 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation


That's because I would sell more then you.
And the truth hurts.
Your job is on the line.
And I really am applying for it.
Dad@

shall I ban you.... again?

"Master Blogger"



lol.... fucking clown.

X37375787 12-30-2003 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster


... I am speechless and ashamed !!!

Can you say: HASE?

:1orglaugh


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