Taking a huge dump at work - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Xtremepay · 12-29-2003, 04:22 PM

What is your opinion on this. I do not. I wait till I get home to do this now. I used to just let them fly - but I have since learned coworkers don't like that.

So what say you. Take massive shits at work or no?

GeXus · 12-29-2003, 04:23 PM

Grow up, if you have to use the lavatory, then do so.

Sean · 12-29-2003, 04:24 PM

well right now im working at a coffee shop. i just got done with the coffee and a cigarette... so it just might be that time

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:25 PM

fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

Brad Xtremepay · 12-29-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by GeXus
Grow up, if you have to use the lavatory, then do so.

You don't seem to understand man. I get sick to my stomach often and it makes the washroom unuseable.

It's a curtousy more than anything to not do so at work.

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:26 PM

fuck it after a big surf I love to unload in the toilet all over the seat and leave the pile there for someone else to fucking enjoy

if your sick that makes it soo much better

sick poo smells the best

KaLi · 12-29-2003, 04:28 PM

Do what ya gotta do, when you gotta do it.. But at work Ill try to hold it in

Tofu · 12-29-2003, 04:29 PM

Two things to learn for better at-work shitting :

1. Advanced Hovering (perching on the toilet)
2. The COURTESY FLUSH! <---works good when shitting at a womans house

greentea · 12-29-2003, 04:29 PM

Poo Poo Platter Anyone?

sltr · 12-29-2003, 04:29 PM

one of the best shits i ever took was at work.

Brad Xtremepay · 12-29-2003, 04:29 PM

Just a reminder to everyone that Tofu is the MASTER of this niche.

Sean · 12-29-2003, 04:29 PM

one time i was at work and on the phone with a friend from out of town. he pissed me off about winning a public food fight that we had a few weeks before. i got off the phone, took some plastic wrap and put down the seat. shit in the plastic, wrapped it up, and sent it UPS ground to his office. he called a few days later when he got it and the UPS guy was pissed that it was stinking up his truck, thought it was a dead animal. the guy was laughing so hard that he couldnt talk. he made the front desk girl open it and unwrap it to see what it was.... i can still hear the screams

pamphage · 12-29-2003, 04:30 PM

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

I know but we like POOOOOO

Sean · 12-29-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

whats wrong?? cant poo?

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:33 PM

Hemroids

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:37 PM

where is stile when ya need em

sumphatpimp · 12-29-2003, 04:38 PM

shit at work while you can.

once they throw you out it will be too late.

and they will shit on you.

Mr Pheer · 12-29-2003, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

Oh fuck i'm dying here!
ROFL!!

chowda · 12-29-2003, 04:39 PM

if u gotta go, u gotta go.

[Brian] · 12-29-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

hehe, that's one of the funniest things i've read on here

sumphatpimp · 12-29-2003, 04:44 PM

Wilbo · 12-29-2003, 04:44 PM

When I had a job I used to wait until I got to work to shit. I always liiked the idea of getting paid to poo.

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by [Brian]

hehe, that's one of the funniest things i've read on here

thanks I havent posted in quite a while and have some pent up aggression

agro poo is good too

force it out as quick as possible

blast the shitter

pamphage · 12-29-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by sumphatpimp

hot likken!!!!!!!!
own3d!

SoundMan · 12-29-2003, 04:47 PM

Well here is a funny one, we played a joke on a guy that was taking 20 miniute shit, there was a 1.5" space under the door, so what we did is light a pack of black jack firecrackers and slid them under the crack! DAM WAS HE PISSED OFF! we heard him bang somthing in there.. never forget it!

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Wilbo
When I had a job I used to wait until I got to work to shit. I always liiked the idea of getting paid to poo.

hmm I will have to put that in the employee handbook

clock out before shitting

I dont wanna pay people to unload at work

as a matter of fact I have a new policy no shitting at work

Brad Xtremepay · 12-29-2003, 04:49 PM

This thread is the best.

Odie · 12-29-2003, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

priceless!!! just remember to always have a pack of matches at your desk so that u can kill the smell!!!

Xenophage · 12-29-2003, 04:50 PM

my property management company just called and one of my rentals toilet overflowed cost $2000 TO REPAIR

fucking karma see
I posted funy shit and the powers that be saw it humopurous to fuck me in the ass hahhhah

BradShaw · 12-29-2003, 04:51 PM

I have a private bathroom at work.

When we officed in a building where the entire building shared a bathroom I would drive home to take a digger.

Sean · 12-29-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by LegendaryLars
my property management company just called and one of my rentals toilet overflowed cost $2000 TO REPAIR

fucking karma see
I posted funy shit and the powers that be saw it humopurous to fuck me in the ass hahhhah

rental poo

Sean · 12-29-2003, 05:05 PM

all of the sudden the coffee shop that lars and i are at started smelling like poo

sandman! · 12-29-2003, 05:06 PM

Just buy a can of glade to spraw with after your done.

SomeCreep · 12-29-2003, 05:11 PM

plop

TheGoldenChild · 12-29-2003, 05:22 PM

As long as there are "ass gaskets" around

I'll shit anywhere-

EXCEPT AIRPORTS and on AIrplanes

I was on the can once on an Airplane when I was taking a dump and someone pulled the door open- This old lady had a look of fright when she saw me trying to hold the door shut and she pulled as hard as she could

That old bitch nearly peeled me on the toilet!

I nearly pissed all over myself haven't flown Delta since.

Jman · 12-29-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by LegendaryLars
Hemroids

LMAO in my teen we had a punk band me and some friends i was doing vocals for called gold plated Hemroids

Jman · 12-29-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

Reminds me of somethign I did to the fucktwads at the hotel in Vancouver where they did the last Webmaster Summit...

That will teach them to put me on the watch list...

Juicy D. Links · 12-29-2003, 05:45 PM

this thread is too funny

foolio · 12-29-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by sumphatpimp

hahahah - NO hot link for you!

JSA Matt · 12-29-2003, 05:47 PM

Good idea, I hope Jason got a fresh can of lysol!

foolio · 12-29-2003, 05:49 PM

Ok, the ONLY time I dake a shit outside of my own home is if I REALLY have to. Trust me, my shit stinks BAD - if I let it out in public people may just die.

rooster · 12-29-2003, 05:51 PM

only if it was a case of explosive diarhea that i was about to lose my grip on.

Sean · 12-29-2003, 06:05 PM

dont gamble and lose

TheJimmy · 12-29-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

Oracle Porn · 12-29-2003, 06:53 PM

nah I don't take a shit anywhere exept my own house... unless its an emergancy! damnnnnnnnnnnnn

Rictor · 12-29-2003, 06:58 PM

I don't work in an office, so the only person around to complain is my wife.

DrtySweeet · 12-29-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
Poo Poo Platter Anyone?

gornyhuy · 12-29-2003, 07:14 PM

If you really want some POO related revenge, you gotta give someone the dreaded "UPPER DECKER".

Thats where you go into their shitter during a party and you open up the top of the tank and take a massive shit INTO the tank, not the bowl.

That way they'll be flushing for days and weeks and it will still smell like your shit and the water will always be kind of shitty and brown and they won't know why until they open the tank up...

MetaformX · 12-29-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

hehe, talk about gayness

12-29-2003, 04:22 PM	#1
Brad Xtremepay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,000	Taking a huge dump at work What is your opinion on this. I do not. I wait till I get home to do this now. I used to just let them fly - but I have since learned coworkers don't like that. So what say you. Take massive shits at work or no?

12-29-2003, 04:23 PM	#2
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	Grow up, if you have to use the lavatory, then do so. __________________

12-29-2003, 04:24 PM	#3
Sean revolutionforce.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i moved from an ICQ box to a Skype box. left the skype box for a telegram box Posts: 2,909	well right now im working at a coffee shop. i just got done with the coffee and a cigarette... so it just might be that time __________________ -sean skype: sean.a.christian sean @ revolutionforce.com

12-29-2003, 04:28 PM	#7
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Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

12-29-2003, 04:26 PM	#6
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	fuck it after a big surf I love to unload in the toilet all over the seat and leave the pile there for someone else to fucking enjoy if your sick that makes it soo much better sick poo smells the best

12-29-2003, 04:29 PM	#9
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Poo Poo Platter Anyone? __________________ blunts

12-29-2003, 04:29 PM	#10
sltr Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,191	one of the best shits i ever took was at work.

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12-29-2003, 04:33 PM	#16
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	Hemroids

12-29-2003, 04:37 PM	#17
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	where is stile when ya need em

12-29-2003, 04:38 PM	#18
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	shit at work while you can. once they throw you out it will be too late. and they will shit on you.

12-29-2003, 04:39 PM	#20
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Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	When I had a job I used to wait until I got to work to shit. I always liiked the idea of getting paid to poo.

12-29-2003, 04:47 PM	#26
SoundMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MidWest Posts: 3,471	Well here is a funny one, we played a joke on a guy that was taking 20 miniute shit, there was a 1.5" space under the door, so what we did is light a pack of black jack firecrackers and slid them under the crack! DAM WAS HE PISSED OFF! we heard him bang somthing in there.. never forget it!

12-29-2003, 04:49 PM	#28
Brad Xtremepay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,000	This thread is the best.

12-29-2003, 04:50 PM	#30
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	my property management company just called and one of my rentals toilet overflowed cost $2000 TO REPAIR fucking karma see I posted funy shit and the powers that be saw it humopurous to fuck me in the ass hahhhah

12-29-2003, 04:51 PM	#31
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12-29-2003, 05:05 PM	#33
Sean revolutionforce.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i moved from an ICQ box to a Skype box. left the skype box for a telegram box Posts: 2,909	all of the sudden the coffee shop that lars and i are at started smelling like poo __________________ -sean skype: sean.a.christian sean @ revolutionforce.com

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12-29-2003, 05:22 PM	#36
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	As long as there are "ass gaskets" around I'll shit anywhere- EXCEPT AIRPORTS and on AIrplanes I was on the can once on an Airplane when I was taking a dump and someone pulled the door open- This old lady had a look of fright when she saw me trying to hold the door shut and she pulled as hard as she could That old bitch nearly peeled me on the toilet! I nearly pissed all over myself haven't flown Delta since. __________________

12-29-2003, 05:45 PM	#39
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	this thread is too funny

12-29-2003, 05:47 PM	#41
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	Good idea, I hope Jason got a fresh can of lysol!

12-29-2003, 05:49 PM	#42
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	Ok, the ONLY time I dake a shit outside of my own home is if I REALLY have to. Trust me, my shit stinks BAD - if I let it out in public people may just die. __________________

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12-29-2003, 06:53 PM	#46
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	nah I don't take a shit anywhere exept my own house... unless its an emergancy! damnnnnnnnnnnnn __________________

12-29-2003, 06:58 PM	#47
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I don't work in an office, so the only person around to complain is my wife.

12-29-2003, 07:14 PM	#49
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	If you really want some POO related revenge, you gotta give someone the dreaded "UPPER DECKER". Thats where you go into their shitter during a party and you open up the top of the tank and take a massive shit INTO the tank, not the bowl. That way they'll be flushing for days and weeks and it will still smell like your shit and the water will always be kind of shitty and brown and they won't know why until they open the tank up... __________________ icq:159548293