TheGoldenChild

As long as there are "ass gaskets" around

I'll shit anywhere-

EXCEPT AIRPORTS and on AIrplanes

I was on the can once on an Airplane when I was taking a dump and someone pulled the door open- This old lady had a look of fright when she saw me trying to hold the door shut and she pulled as hard as she could

That old bitch nearly peeled me on the toilet!

I nearly pissed all over myself haven't flown Delta since.

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