New Orleans Cops - a warning Oklahoma fans - GoFuckYourself.com

beergood · 12-27-2003, 10:18 PM

To all you Sooner fans coming down to New Orleans don't fuck with the cops. They will do the following:

1. Beat your ass
2. Take all your money
3. Throw you in the hole for a few hours.

Went on a party with some friends lastnight. 2 of them got into a disagreement(argument not quite a fight) so the cops arrested all 4 people involved. Beat all their asses, took all their money, didn't read them their rights at any point and threw them in the pen till this evening.

Dirty F · 12-27-2003, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
To all you Sooner fans coming down to New Orleans don't fuck with the cops. They will do the following:

1. Beat your ass
2. Take all your money
3. Throw you in the hole for a few hours.

Went on a party with some friends lastnight. 2 of them got into a disagreement(argument not quite a fight) so the cops arrested all 4 people involved. Beat all their asses, took all their money, didn't read them their rights at any point and threw them in the pen till this evening.

Good.

beergood · 12-27-2003, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss

Good.

hehe. actually was pretty funny being that it wasn't me.

- AFN - · 12-28-2003, 03:26 AM

I guess they don't belive in the US Constitution in New Orleans? Sounds like a Constitutional Rights lawsuit under Sec. 1983 to me.

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
To all you Sooner fans coming down to New Orleans don't fuck with the cops. They will do the following:

1. Beat your ass
2. Take all your money
3. Throw you in the hole for a few hours.

Went on a party with some friends lastnight. 2 of them got into a disagreement(argument not quite a fight) so the cops arrested all 4 people involved. Beat all their asses, took all their money, didn't read them their rights at any point and threw them in the pen till this evening.

nap · 12-28-2003, 07:45 AM

i've got a group of friends who want to sell our tickets together as a group(sooners fans section). i'm not trying to get thrown in jail for scalping my ticket especially in LA wearing a damn Sooners t-shirt. i have a feeling our tickets will be sold since they are trying to sale 4 tickets extremely cheap(1000 bucks for all 4). i can still walk around LA drunk right?

Rich · 12-28-2003, 08:12 AM

Agreed, stupid kids come in there thinking the cops will be cool because the town is so crazy, half end up in jail the other half end up in the hospital.

Vitasoy · 12-28-2003, 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by Rich
Agreed, stupid kids come in there thinking the cops will be cool because the town is so crazy, half end up in jail the other half end up in the hospital.

sad but true

bill555 · 12-28-2003, 08:47 AM

I think your case loses some meritts on the fact you were fucken DRUNK.

Billy-HiRise · 12-28-2003, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by beergood
To all you Sooner fans coming down to New Orleans don't fuck with the cops. They will do the following:

1. Beat your ass
2. Take all your money
3. Throw you in the hole for a few hours.

Went on a party with some friends lastnight. 2 of them got into a disagreement(argument not quite a fight) so the cops arrested all 4 people involved. Beat all their asses, took all their money, didn't read them their rights at any point and threw them in the pen till this evening.

You dont have to read somebody their rights unless you are going to question them, that is only in the movie.. remember as the days go on patience gets really thin in the quarter !

Mike AI · 12-28-2003, 09:57 AM

I was born and raised in NO. I have beein the the French Quarter millions of times, partying, drunk, having fun. I have NEVER had a problem with cops - EVER.

Infact I am amazed at the patience of the NOPD. During Mardi Gras it is a mad house, the cops work 18 hour days, and have to deal with a lot of drunk morons.

Most NO cops are lazy, and beleive in the theory Live and let Live. So don't start any trouble - fights, being a smart ass, etc... and you can drink and have fun all you want.

Remember it is the nails that are standing up that get pounded down by the hammer. So come down, and have fun, act like and adult and thigns will be fine.

Start a fight.... well things will be different.

beergood · 12-28-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by nap
i've got a group of friends who want to sell our tickets together as a group(sooners fans section). i'm not trying to get thrown in jail for scalping my ticket especially in LA wearing a damn Sooners t-shirt. i have a feeling our tickets will be sold since they are trying to sale 4 tickets extremely cheap(1000 bucks for all 4). i can still walk around LA drunk right?

Yeah you won't have a problem. I just like to demonize the NOPD because they really beat the piss out of people when they do arrest them. As you can see by the thread that argument doesn't hold up to well. You'll have more trouble with drunk LSU fans.

nap · 12-28-2003, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by beergood

Yeah you won't have a problem. I just like to demonize the NOPD because they really beat the piss out of people when they do arrest them. As you can see by the thread that argument doesn't hold up to well. You'll have more trouble with drunk LSU fans.

damn i hope the lsu fans arent as bad as those damn long horn or o-state fans

Billy-HiRise · 12-28-2003, 10:21 AM

LSU fans are going to have some fun in town... and if they win.. I am only glad I will be in Vegas : )

12-28-2003, 10:26 AM

Define "beat"? If a cop laid a hand on me that wasn't justified I would make sure it made me (and my lawyer) rich men!

dchottie · 12-28-2003, 10:36 AM

damn nap i'm almost jealous that you will be in the big easy for the big game. Get lots of good pics and post them for all of us Sooners to see. In return i'll take lots of pics of Vegas and me arriving Sooner style in my Sugar Bowl T shirt and red warm up pants much to the dismay of some hard core Sooner haters..

BradShaw · 12-28-2003, 12:06 PM

Maybe the COP went to LSU?

I will be in NO wed., bringing my own horse and cop uniform to wear in the quarter!

necoeds · 12-28-2003, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
To all you Sooner fans coming down to New Orleans don't fuck with the cops. They will do the following:

1. Beat your ass
2. Take all your money
3. Throw you in the hole for a few hours.

Went on a party with some friends lastnight. 2 of them got into a disagreement(argument not quite a fight) so the cops arrested all 4 people involved. Beat all their asses, took all their money, didn't read them their rights at any point and threw them in the pen till this evening.

hey, need to talk to you about something beergood... hit me up (contact info is in sig..).... or email me at

[email protected]

l8z

Rich · 12-29-2003, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by evildick
Define "beat"? If a cop laid a hand on me that wasn't justified I would make sure it made me (and my lawyer) rich men!

Good luck, if the only witnesses are 6 other cops and you're taking it to a NO courtroom.

I hope you're on some reality show or something and there are cameras following you around 24/7.

XxXotic · 12-29-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by - AFN -
I guess they don't belive in the US Constitution in New Orleans? Sounds like a Constitutional Rights lawsuit under Sec. 1983 to me.

are you kidding? this is New Orleans afterall. Cops don't abide by any rules here, especially with how rampant crime is in the city

12-27-2003, 10:18 PM	#1
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	New Orleans Cops - a warning Oklahoma fans To all you Sooner fans coming down to New Orleans don't fuck with the cops. They will do the following: 1. Beat your ass 2. Take all your money 3. Throw you in the hole for a few hours. Went on a party with some friends lastnight. 2 of them got into a disagreement(argument not quite a fight) so the cops arrested all 4 people involved. Beat all their asses, took all their money, didn't read them their rights at any point and threw them in the pen till this evening.

12-28-2003, 09:57 AM	#10
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	I was born and raised in NO. I have beein the the French Quarter millions of times, partying, drunk, having fun. I have NEVER had a problem with cops - EVER. Infact I am amazed at the patience of the NOPD. During Mardi Gras it is a mad house, the cops work 18 hour days, and have to deal with a lot of drunk morons. Most NO cops are lazy, and beleive in the theory Live and let Live. So don't start any trouble - fights, being a smart ass, etc... and you can drink and have fun all you want. Remember it is the nails that are standing up that get pounded down by the hammer. So come down, and have fun, act like and adult and thigns will be fine. Start a fight.... well things will be different. __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

12-28-2003, 10:21 AM	#13
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12-28-2003, 10:36 AM	#15
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	damn nap i'm almost jealous that you will be in the big easy for the big game. Get lots of good pics and post them for all of us Sooners to see. In return i'll take lots of pics of Vegas and me arriving Sooner style in my Sugar Bowl T shirt and red warm up pants much to the dismay of some hard core Sooner haters.. __________________

12-28-2003, 12:06 PM	#16
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12-28-2003, 07:45 AM	#5
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	i've got a group of friends who want to sell our tickets together as a group(sooners fans section). i'm not trying to get thrown in jail for scalping my ticket especially in LA wearing a damn Sooners t-shirt. i have a feeling our tickets will be sold since they are trying to sale 4 tickets extremely cheap(1000 bucks for all 4). i can still walk around LA drunk right?

12-28-2003, 08:12 AM	#6
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	Agreed, stupid kids come in there thinking the cops will be cool because the town is so crazy, half end up in jail the other half end up in the hospital.

12-28-2003, 08:47 AM	#8
bill555 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 101	I think your case loses some meritts on the fact you were fucken DRUNK.

12-28-2003, 10:26 AM	#14
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Define "beat"? If a cop laid a hand on me that wasn't justified I would make sure it made me (and my lawyer) rich men!