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Bulldog-Johnnie · 12-29-2003, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
-do you bite your thumb at me?
-- no.. but i do bite my thumb

I'm surprised it took so long for someone to quote Shakespeare

Samantha_Luvcox · 12-29-2003, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash in Army of Darkness

My Favorite Movie!

revbuddylove · 12-29-2003, 04:18 PM

Clerks:
Dante:
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.
Randall:
Thirty-seven.

GeXus · 12-29-2003, 04:21 PM

"Show me the money"
"You complete me"

Jerry mcguire

Bulldog-Johnnie · 12-29-2003, 04:23 PM

Kevin Smith is a true genius.

You can't mention him without citing -
The Flying Car

Cracks me up everytime-

Ic3m4nZ · 12-29-2003, 04:23 PM

"Here are the people who care"

abyss_al · 12-30-2003, 12:37 AM

mmmisssster Annnderssson

Jarmusch · 12-30-2003, 02:09 AM

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

jojojo · 12-30-2003, 02:14 AM

"Little hand says it time to rock and roll" - Point Break

The scene in gangster number one when he smashes the glass on the guys face and hacks his leg with a hatchet etc.

abyss_al · 12-31-2003, 12:32 AM

"you look like you just fucked your mother"

-face off-

pornstar2pac · 12-31-2003, 12:49 AM

"What we got here is failure to communicate", Cool Hand Luke

abyss_al · 12-31-2003, 01:01 AM

you will lose amerrican asshole!

-bloodsport-

chuk · 12-31-2003, 01:10 AM

The greatest scene ever - Meet Joe Black

Guy and girl meet at cafe, drink coffee and talk, love at first site, they say their goodbyes, both turning to say something as the other walks away.

Guy crosses the road, turns to run after girl...

...and BLAM!

junction · 12-31-2003, 02:42 AM

"You ain't gonna shit right for a week" - Bad Santa

Rose Crans · 12-31-2003, 03:12 AM

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

frankthetank · 12-31-2003, 03:29 AM

"Honey, you think KFC is still open?!"

El Pres · 12-31-2003, 03:58 AM

"What have I ever done for you to treat me so disrespectfully"

OldJeff · 12-31-2003, 05:04 AM

This is the business we've chosen.

Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck"

Better make it 10, I have no money, I am just a corrupt Government official

And remember kid crime doesn't pay........well maybe it payed a little

Never bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line

Leave the Gun, Take the Cannolis

I do not have AIDS, AIDS is something homosexuals get, I have liver cancer

Danny_C · 12-31-2003, 08:47 AM

Best scene: When Bill and Ted melvined Death.

TheEnforcer · 12-31-2003, 10:03 AM

The Devil's Advocate

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John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look..... but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!
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That entire scene is my all-time favorite in a movie by far!!

If you had said TV I would have had a buttload of quotes from Garak on Deep Space Nine

EZRhino · 12-31-2003, 10:07 AM

You cant handle the truth - Jack Nicholson A few good men

Vitasoy · 12-31-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
Quote what you think is the greatest movie line or scene:

- pulp fiction - breakfast scene - where they're arguing about pork

I love that movie

TDJ · 12-31-2003, 10:40 AM

"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
"In a row?"

"oh, and try not to suck any dick on your way out of the parking lot!"

- Clerks - Kevin Smith Rocks!

EZRhino · 12-31-2003, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TDJ
"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
"In a row?"

"oh, and try not to suck any dick on your way out of the parking lot!"

- Clerks - Kevin Smith Rocks!

That is a great fucking scene
LMAO snow ball

ThePornPusher · 12-31-2003, 11:19 AM

Shit, I can't believe no one said this scene!

The Bronx Tale

The Bar scene:
(I don't remember exactly what they said)

Some motorcycle gang comes into the bar and Sonny tells them to leave. They say they are just getting a drink and they will be on there way. Sonny says alright, and procedes to leave. Then all the bikers take there beer, shake them up and spray the bartender down. Sonny turns around and says get the fuck out of bar now. They say no. So he walks to the door, locks it and says 'Now you can't leave'. The look on all there faces was PRICELESS! Then 5 other guys come out with baseball bats and they beat the shit out of everyone one of the bikers, then throw them on top of there bikes and started to beat them with there bikes.

BEST SCENE EVER.

ThePornPusher.

Doctor Dre · 12-31-2003, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T
Mr Garrison: "How would you like to see the principle?"

Cartman: "How would you like to suck my balls?"

Mr Garrison: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

Cartman: "I..I'm sorry, what I said was, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS... Mr Garrison?"

Doctor Dre · 12-31-2003, 11:44 AM

All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand?

-

What I was gonna say

Tala · 12-31-2003, 11:47 AM

"He didn't come" Princess Bride

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum" fuck, who said that and in what movie??????

SexxxyChat-T · 12-31-2003, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
"He didn't come" Princess Bride

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum" fuck, who said that and in what movie??????

Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"

abyss_al · 12-31-2003, 04:29 PM

Robin hood - men in tights:

gis name is Achoo
god bless you
no.. achoo
a jew..here in england?
no achoo!

GonePhishing · 12-31-2003, 04:30 PM

I always liked the scene in UHF where Stan Spidowski declares that the melon he was eating tasted like poop. As a child I laughed at that scene so many times. I laugh even harder at it now.

abyss_al · 12-31-2003, 05:01 PM

A christmas story:

'... you'll shoot your eye out kid'

maxdaname · 12-31-2003, 05:04 PM

"Shawshank Redemption"

Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And when you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.
Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches(knife) of steel in your ear.
Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
Boggs: Where do you get this shit?
Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?

Dealer · 12-31-2003, 05:30 PM

"A Plan is Just a List of Things That Dont Happen" - The Way of the Gun

"I eat peices of shit like you for breakfast .... You eat shit for breakfast??" - Happy Gilmore

"Oh yeah, well I'm a stand up comedian and I SUCK so I need your car" - Bad Boys

"This place smells like BADUSSY... Booty Dick & Pussy" - How to be a Player

"Who Does #2 Work For???" - Austin Powers

Dealer · 12-31-2003, 05:34 PM

"I was thinking of how we could get money.. being that we dont want to get jobs and such" - Blow

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?" - Office Space

Tala · 12-31-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T

Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"

Seriously??

Dealer · 12-31-2003, 05:36 PM

Delmar O'Donnell: You work for the railroad, Grampa?
Blind Seer: I work for no man.
Delmar O'Donnell: Got a name, do you?
Blind Seer: I have no name.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment...

O Borther Where Art thou - I had to copy that one from IMDB

Tala · 12-31-2003, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
"Shawshank Redemption"

Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And when you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.
Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches(knife) of steel in your ear.
Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
Boggs: Where do you get this shit?
Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?

Dealer · 12-31-2003, 05:42 PM

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

Avi: You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London!
[Avi arrives in London.]
Doug the Head: Avi!
Avi: Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats!
Doug the Head: Avi, we have warm sunny beaches...
Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that!

Tyrone: I didn't see it.
Vinny: It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck.]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

Every line from Snatch is funny

NetRodent · 12-31-2003, 05:46 PM

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dealer · 12-31-2003, 05:48 PM

After getting told they cant use bullets.... "Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?" - Aliens

"The map wasnt doing shit for us, so i kicked it in the river" - Blair Witch Project

Dealer · 12-31-2003, 05:52 PM

"You got fired on your day off ..... What kind of idiot gets fired on his day off" - Friday

"I'll suck your dick for a $1000 .... Stay right there... I am going to go find an ATM" - Big Lebowski

"Sloth LOVE Chunk" - Goonies

Natalie: What's the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard Shelby: My wife...
Natalie: That's sweet.
Leonard Shelby: ... dying. - Memento

Leonard Shelby: [Running] Okay, what am I doing?
[Sees Dodd also running]
Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy.
[Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard]
Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me. --- Memento

abyss_al · 12-31-2003, 08:56 PM

STRENGTH AND HONOR

- Gladiator -

abyss_al · 01-02-2004, 02:38 AM

Jaws:
boat scene (looking for shark)

"show me the way to go home
im tired and i wanna go to bed
i had a drink about an hour ago
and it went right to my head..."

my favorite scene in one of the greatest films ever!

KRL · 01-02-2004, 02:50 AM

"May the force be with you."

Star Wars: A New Hope, Spoken by Alec Guinness

"I gotta pee."

Tom Hanks to President John F. Kennedy.

"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates?you never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump, spoken by Tom Hanks

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Braveheart, spoken by William Wallace

Pornwolf · 01-02-2004, 03:13 AM

Jules: "You see, Vincent, that shit don't matter. Now, it could be that God stopped the bullets...changed Coke to Pepsi...found my fuckin' car keys. You're judging this shit the wrong way. What matters is I felt the touch of God."

From: Pulp Fiction

01-02-2004, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
"nobody reads your stupid time magzine" - zoolander

what a movie

01-02-2004, 03:24 AM

Boiler Room:

They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.

You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid.

Don't pitch the bitch.

Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any.

TheDoc · 01-02-2004, 03:33 AM

Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough

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I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.

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I didn't spend six years in evil Medical School to be called "mister", thank you very much!

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Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

thekebie · 01-02-2004, 03:40 AM

Sloth: Hey, you guys!

The Goonies.

12-29-2003, 04:18 PM	#53
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12-31-2003, 01:10 AM	#63
chuk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WI Posts: 682	The greatest scene ever - Meet Joe Black Guy and girl meet at cafe, drink coffee and talk, love at first site, they say their goodbyes, both turning to say something as the other walks away. Guy crosses the road, turns to run after girl... ...and BLAM!

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OldJeff Big Fucking hahahaha Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,116	This is the business we've chosen. Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck" Better make it 10, I have no money, I am just a corrupt Government official And remember kid crime doesn't pay........well maybe it payed a little Never bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line Leave the Gun, Take the Cannolis I do not have AIDS, AIDS is something homosexuals get, I have liver cancer

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Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Best scene: When Bill and Ted melvined Death.

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TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	The Devil's Advocate -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look..... but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That entire scene is my all-time favorite in a movie by far!! If you had said TV I would have had a buttload of quotes from Garak on Deep Space Nine __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

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TDJ Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ontario, CA Posts: 146	"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks." "In a row?" "oh, and try not to suck any dick on your way out of the parking lot!" - Clerks - Kevin Smith Rocks!

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ThePornPusher Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Long Island,New York Posts: 1,823	Shit, I can't believe no one said this scene! The Bronx Tale The Bar scene: (I don't remember exactly what they said) Some motorcycle gang comes into the bar and Sonny tells them to leave. They say they are just getting a drink and they will be on there way. Sonny says alright, and procedes to leave. Then all the bikers take there beer, shake them up and spray the bartender down. Sonny turns around and says get the fuck out of bar now. They say no. So he walks to the door, locks it and says 'Now you can't leave'. The look on all there faces was PRICELESS! Then 5 other guys come out with baseball bats and they beat the shit out of everyone one of the bikers, then throw them on top of there bikes and started to beat them with there bikes. BEST SCENE EVER. ThePornPusher. __________________

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GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	I always liked the scene in UHF where Stan Spidowski declares that the melon he was eating tasted like poop. As a child I laughed at that scene so many times. I laugh even harder at it now. __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

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12-31-2003, 05:04 PM	#83
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	"Shawshank Redemption" Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And when you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it. Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose. Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches(knife) of steel in your ear. Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar. Boggs: Where do you get this shit? Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?

12-31-2003, 05:30 PM	#84
Dealer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Aventura FL Posts: 140	"A Plan is Just a List of Things That Dont Happen" - The Way of the Gun "I eat peices of shit like you for breakfast .... You eat shit for breakfast??" - Happy Gilmore "Oh yeah, well I'm a stand up comedian and I SUCK so I need your car" - Bad Boys "This place smells like BADUSSY... Booty Dick & Pussy" - How to be a Player "Who Does #2 Work For???" - Austin Powers __________________ I Sell Cars - I Buy Cars - I Can Find Anything !! I have 07 Jag XK's, 07 Jag XKR's, 07 Jag Super V8's, & many BMW Motorcyles in stock.

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Dealer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Aventura FL Posts: 140	Delmar O'Donnell: You work for the railroad, Grampa? Blind Seer: I work for no man. Delmar O'Donnell: Got a name, do you? Blind Seer: I have no name. Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment... O Borther Where Art thou - I had to copy that one from IMDB __________________ I Sell Cars - I Buy Cars - I Can Find Anything !! I have 07 Jag XK's, 07 Jag XKR's, 07 Jag Super V8's, & many BMW Motorcyles in stock.

12-31-2003, 05:42 PM	#89
Dealer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Aventura FL Posts: 140	Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir? Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England. Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger? Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger? Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi. Avi: You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London! [Avi arrives in London.] Doug the Head: Avi! Avi: Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats! Doug the Head: Avi, we have warm sunny beaches... Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em? Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that! Tyrone: I didn't see it. Vinny: It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it? Tyrone: It was at a funny angle. [All three turn and look back at the truck.] Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind. Every line from Snatch is funny __________________ I Sell Cars - I Buy Cars - I Can Find Anything !! I have 07 Jag XK's, 07 Jag XKR's, 07 Jag Super V8's, & many BMW Motorcyles in stock.

12-31-2003, 05:46 PM	#90
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Monty Python and the Holy Grail __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

12-31-2003, 05:48 PM	#91
Dealer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Aventura FL Posts: 140	After getting told they cant use bullets.... "Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?" - Aliens "The map wasnt doing shit for us, so i kicked it in the river" - Blair Witch Project __________________ I Sell Cars - I Buy Cars - I Can Find Anything !! I have 07 Jag XK's, 07 Jag XKR's, 07 Jag Super V8's, & many BMW Motorcyles in stock.

12-31-2003, 05:52 PM	#92
Dealer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Aventura FL Posts: 140	"You got fired on your day off ..... What kind of idiot gets fired on his day off" - Friday "I'll suck your dick for a $1000 .... Stay right there... I am going to go find an ATM" - Big Lebowski "Sloth LOVE Chunk" - Goonies Natalie: What's the last thing that you do remember? Leonard Shelby: My wife... Natalie: That's sweet. Leonard Shelby: ... dying. - Memento Leonard Shelby: [Running] Okay, what am I doing? [Sees Dodd also running] Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy. [Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard] Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me. --- Memento __________________ I Sell Cars - I Buy Cars - I Can Find Anything !! I have 07 Jag XK's, 07 Jag XKR's, 07 Jag Super V8's, & many BMW Motorcyles in stock.

12-31-2003, 08:56 PM	#93
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	STRENGTH AND HONOR - Gladiator - __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

01-02-2004, 02:38 AM	#94
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	Jaws: boat scene (looking for shark) "show me the way to go home im tired and i wanna go to bed i had a drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head..." my favorite scene in one of the greatest films ever! __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx