Almost Got In a Fight at 7-11

[Smokey The Bear]

I was in the 7-11 in florida getting smokes and this fucking hippy donut delivery boy bumps into me , and just walks away, so i give the guy a few words and he wimps out and walks away. Then this undercover pig walks up to me and tells me to calm down, so i tell him to go fuck himself and mind his own business, just then some lame ass and his bratty kid pipes in and tells me to watch my language, after his kid has been running around the store like a crack addict. So i tell the lame ass to go fuck himself , went outside and shit all over the backseat of his car. Then i made funny faces at him and the pig before i left.

[TomsPics]

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...&highlight=711

[Babaganoosh]

Originally posted by TomsPics
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...&highlight=711

i·ro·ny ( P )
n. pl. i·ro·nies

The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.

Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: ?Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated? (Richard Kain).
An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
Dramatic irony.
Socratic irony.

[serious]

heh not bad

[Spunky]

Lol Haters Go back to submitting .Hate the game

[Mr Pheer]

Takes a real pussy to fuck with someone's vehicle

you should run for coward of the year

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Also, post the dictionary definitions for SARCASM and PARODY

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


i·ro·ny ( P )
n. pl. i·ro·nies

The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.

Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: ?Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated? (Richard Kain).
An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
Dramatic irony.
Socratic irony.

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LOL

Originally posted by uproared
Funny you should mention that...

I was almost in a fight at a 7-11 in Florida on X-mas day too. You see, I'm a sheriff for Palm Beach County, and I was off getting a coffee when I heard a whole lot of swearing...

I walked over, and there was a fat donut boy arguing with some computer nerd guy...I told them both to get fucked. The donut boy left, but the computer nerd kept trying to start me, saying that he was going to hack my mainframe. I walked up to him, our faces 2 inches apart, and said "what was that?" - I could see his pimples quivering in excitement "I'm going to hack your mainframe" the uber nerd replied...

I was about to beat the shit out of him, when this other computer nerd and his kid (who was wearing a men.com t-shirt) offered to buy my hat off me for 1.3 million dollars... As I was trying to sign the sales contract, the uber nerd began frothing at the mouth, so I kicked him out of the store. The whole time that I was finalising the sale, he kept pulling faces at us from outside the store.

[Pad]

"I could see his pimples quivering in excitement "I'm going to hack your mainframe" the uber nerd replied..."

ROFL

[Smokey The Bear]

Originally posted by uproared
Funny you should mention that...

LOL Not bad. Good luck though, you would be the first

[kmanrox]