12-27-2003, 01:18 AM
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I help you SUCCEED
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Originally posted by uproared
Funny you should mention that...
I was almost in a fight at a 7-11 in Florida on X-mas day too. You see, I'm a sheriff for Palm Beach County, and I was off getting a coffee when I heard a whole lot of swearing...
I walked over, and there was a fat donut boy arguing with some computer nerd guy...I told them both to get fucked. The donut boy left, but the computer nerd kept trying to start me, saying that he was going to hack my mainframe. I walked up to him, our faces 2 inches apart, and said "what was that?" - I could see his pimples quivering in excitement "I'm going to hack your mainframe" the uber nerd replied...
I was about to beat the shit out of him, when this other computer nerd and his kid (who was wearing a men.com t-shirt) offered to buy my hat off me for 1.3 million dollars... As I was trying to sign the sales contract, the uber nerd began frothing at the mouth, so I kicked him out of the store. The whole time that I was finalising the sale, he kept pulling faces at us from outside the store.
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