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12-25-2003, 01:11 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Seattle
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Merry Fucking Christmas!
Merry Fucking Christmas to all!
Here are the lyrics to that beloved holiday classic from "South Park" ... I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East.. No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus, They have Different Religious beliefs.. They Believe in Muhammad, And not in our Holiday.. And so every December, I go to the Middle East and say.. Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas Put down that book 'The Koran' and hear some holiday wishes In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's Birthday So get off you heathen Muslim Ass And fucking celebrate. There is no holiday season in india, i've heard.. They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd.. They've never read a Christmas Story, They Don't know what Rudolph is about.. And that's why in December, I'll go to india and shout.. Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus In case you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's Birthday So get off your heathen hindu ass, And fucking celebrate. Now I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin.. Thhy pray to several gods, And put needles in their skin.. On December twenty-fifth, all they do is eat a cake.. and that is why i'll go to Japan, and walk around and say.. Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. In case you haven't noticed, There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you. On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.. Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too.. Merry Fucking Christmas to you. |
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12-25-2003, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Colorado
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Merry Fucking Christmas!!
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12-25-2003, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Merry Fucking Shit Fuck <3
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12-25-2003, 01:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: European Union
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My g/f forbid me to use the F-word during Xmas. So I am just wishing you a Marry Christmas!
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