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Loryn · 12-23-2003, 11:24 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,106508,00.html

OMG could you imagine?????

revbuddylove · 12-23-2003, 11:29 AM

Shouldn't that title be croc kills man while friends climb tree?

I didn't see anything in the story about the friends watching the man get eaten.

JamesK · 12-23-2003, 11:30 AM

*edit* a bit too harsh

BV · 12-23-2003, 11:32 AM

This is a friend of mine that I hunt arrow heads with occasionaly. Thankfully I was not with him on this day.

He was drug under by a 12 foot Gator! I always knew he was a tough bitch but this put the icing on the cake!

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...x?storyid=7720

WiredGuy · 12-23-2003, 11:39 AM

Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

Loryn · 12-23-2003, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

I know they are creepy bastards. I hate them, and I do not hate many things.

Ic3m4nZ · 12-23-2003, 11:52 AM

SetTheWorldonFire · 12-23-2003, 11:54 AM

That's why we don't do shit like that

TDF · 12-23-2003, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
That's why we don't do shit like that

we dont either...we would have called pookie and dem to hooride on his scaly ass

tootie · 12-23-2003, 11:57 AM

Glad they're not MY friends!

Seriously, though, that's SO sad. What a horrendous way to die.

SCJason · 12-23-2003, 12:01 PM

What do you expect to happen when you swim where there are salt water crocs ? These are living dinosaurs....It is their water. Sad about the dude......but like I said what do you expect.

Alky · 12-23-2003, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by SCJason
What do you expect to happen when you swim where there are salt water crocs ? These are living dinosaurs....It is their water. Sad about the dude......but like I said what do you expect.

i think this just goes to show us we aren't at the top of the food chain

Loryn · 12-23-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Alky
i think this just goes to show us we aren't at the top of the food chain

Yah we are, just some of use aren't. Like the ones who swim with Crocodiles.

Phoenix · 12-23-2003, 12:13 PM

damn...that is rough....they will probably never go into open water again

Jedimaster · 12-23-2003, 12:14 PM

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The three friends had been riding quad bikes along a muddy trail, and stopped by the river to bathe.

the 3 stooges bathing with crocks

Chris E · 12-23-2003, 12:14 PM

I heard they were playing snap.

dig420 · 12-23-2003, 12:15 PM

don't these people ever watch 'Crocodile Hunter'?

there are MANY ways to deal with a crocodile

axelcat · 12-23-2003, 12:16 PM

Thats crazy

$5 submissions · 12-23-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by revbuddylove
Shouldn't that title be croc kills man while friends climb tree?

I didn't see anything in the story about the friends watching the man get eaten.

Well, I guess the title is somewhat accurate. Should add a word though to complete the story:

Crocodile Eats Man as Friends Watch Helplessly

$5 submissions · 12-23-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by dig420
don't these people ever watch 'Crocodile Hunter'?

there are MANY ways to deal with a crocodile

Steve Irwin is THE MAN!

Kicker · 12-23-2003, 02:05 PM

Gemini · 12-23-2003, 02:30 PM

So the movie Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest won't be coming out then. The latter currently sleeping with the crocs is a good reason.

Say lets go chum the water and then jump in to watch the sharks feed!

Loryn · 12-23-2003, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
So the movie Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest won't be coming out then. The latter currently sleeping with the crocs is a good reason.

Say lets go chum the water and then jump in to watch the sharks feed!

BuggyG · 12-23-2003, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

well it's like when ya go to a buffet. If it's good.. you wanna go back for more. Especially when the meat is fresh and you kow it is

pr0 · 12-23-2003, 03:15 PM

sounds like they killed their friend & blamed it on a crocodile

last time i checked...crocodiles don't parade around their victims, or sit at the bottom of a tree for 24 hours waiting for something to drop out

SleazyDream · 12-23-2003, 03:18 PM

i'll bet you you kill the croc who killed that man the handbags made of the croc's skin would fetch a lot more money.

WiredGuy · 12-23-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by BuggyG

well it's like when ya go to a buffet. If it's good.. you wanna go back for more. Especially when the meat is fresh and you kow it is

It's like picking lobsters out. They're swimming around hoping you don't pick them

WG

angeleyes · 12-23-2003, 03:33 PM

You would love it down here Girl. Alligators all over the place.

Me and my ex were taking a romantic walk along a man made lake and almost stepped on one.

Loryn · 12-23-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes
You would love it down here Girl. Alligators all over the place.

Me and my ex were taking a romantic walk along a man made lake and almost stepped on one.

No thank you. Been there done that. I was born and raised in Gator Country!!

(That's Florida for those who do not know hehe) Anyway, I have had my fix of those sons of bitches.

But I would love to see you again!!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-23-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

gator and crocs are two different species..although both are nasty peices of prehistoric work.

Crocs have been shown to be a bit more agressive ..where was the croc hunter when they really needed him

WiredGuy · 12-23-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
gator and crocs are two different species..although both are nasty peices of prehistoric work.

Crocs have been shown to be a bit more agressive ..where was the croc hunter when they really needed him

Up here we only need to worry about polar bears and runaway snowballs that grow too big

WG

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-23-2003, 04:52 PM

There was a elderly man that lived in central florida and was known to sleep walk.. His ass woke up in a river surronded by gators.. he stood knee deep in the water beating off crocs with his cane for hours till some one fianlly heard him scream and called the authorities. This story ended up being on one of those TV survival shows...crazy shit

BRISK · 12-23-2003, 04:54 PM

Crikey!

Fletch XXX · 12-23-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
There was a elderly man that lived in central florida and was known to sleep walk.. His ass woke up in a river surronded by gators.. he stood knee deep in the water beating off crocs with his cane for hours till some one fianlly heard him scream and called the authorities. This story ended up being on one of those TV survival shows...crazy shit

Shiiiit, down south we just call that having a good ole time.

You aint never had too many and woke up in a pond or a body of water?

hehhh.

Cheers Betty

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-23-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

Up here we only need to worry about polar bears and runaway snowballs that grow too big

WG

They have Polar bears where you are?...awesome scary creatures. When i was in alaska, I wanted to take one of those huge tall tour busses that took you our on the ice flats and let you see the polar bears up close...too fucking expensive dammit.

Lane · 12-23-2003, 04:56 PM

It happened in DARWIN, Australia

so funny
it almost makes the story sound like a joke

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-23-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Shiiiit, down south we just call that having a good ole time.

You aint never had too many and woke up in a pond or a body of water?

hehhh.

Cheers Betty

Oh I have, Ive woken up with my feet laying in a stream.. last thing i remember is crossing the fucker to get to the other side...hours before..drunken non memories

cheers my friend..cant wait till vegas!!!

Sarah_Jayne · 12-23-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by tootie
Glad they're not MY friends!

Seriously, though, that's SO sad. What a horrendous way to die.

the guy that rescued them was on BBC radio last night and apparently they were all trying to get away and the one guy just didn't make it. They didn't give him up they just couldn't save him.

I was up all night last night cleaning the house so it is in-law level for the holiday and heard that interview on the radio and thought 'well you know, as bad as things are atleast I didn't have to cling to a tree tonight and pray a croc didn't eat me'

katiepants · 12-23-2003, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by SCJason
What do you expect to happen when you swim where there are salt water crocs ? These are living dinosaurs....It is their water. Sad about the dude......but like I said what do you expect.

The area where this happened doesn't usually have crocs as its too far upstream so I guess the thought never entered their heads that they would be battling crocs. Just a freak occurance.

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12-23-2003, 05:13 PM

I thought the title said "Crocodile eats man and friends watch".

I need an eye exam!

It sucks that the poor guy was killed and his friends had to witness it, but what the hell are they doing bathing in that water anyways?

Big Nath · 12-23-2003, 05:34 PM

Firstly, Steve Irwin is a noob. All he has managed to do is commercialise what he does. I know at least 3 other guys who hunt and reloacte crocs for a living, and steve irwin is mary poppins next to them.

Secondly, swimming in a river with crocs isnt all that uncommon over here, people rarely get taken by a croc, cause they know what we are, and they generally leave us alone. Apart from the fact that crocs dont generally travel that far up the Finniss river, they arent that dangerous.

But now they have 2 choices, trap it and put it in a farm, or kill it. They cant relocate it. Crocs are alot like lions. In africa when a lion attacks and eats a human, they hunt it down and kill it, because it has the taste for human flesh. This croc is no different. It will die, one way or another..

hehe just my

Fletch XXX · 12-23-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Big Nath
Firstly, Steve Irwin is a noob.

yeah his dad did a lot with the zoo and he has been around gators since he was a kid, hes what 40 now? yeah hes a noob

hahaha

Ben-MensNiche · 12-23-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,106508,00.html

OMG could you imagine?????

Guess that'll teach them to go swimming in croc country - they won't do that again in a hurry. I guess we all learned a lesson here.

JayJay · 12-23-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

yeah his dad did a lot with the zoo and he has been around gators since he was a kid, hes what 40 now? yeah hes a noob

hahaha

OWNED

Smokey The Bear · 12-23-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

Up here we only need to worry about polar bears and runaway snowballs that grow too big

WG

and igloo collapse.

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BRISK · 12-23-2003, 06:03 PM

Just because Steve Irwin commercialised what he does, doesn't make him a noob when it comes to handling crocs.

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I thought the title said "Crocodile eats man and friends watch". I need an eye exam! It sucks that the poor guy was killed and his friends had to witness it, but what the hell are they doing bathing in that water anyways?

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