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Loryn 12-23-2003 11:24 AM

Crocodile Eats Man as Friends Watch
 
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,106508,00.html

OMG could you imagine????? :eek2

revbuddylove 12-23-2003 11:29 AM

Shouldn't that title be croc kills man while friends climb tree?

I didn't see anything in the story about the friends watching the man get eaten.

JamesK 12-23-2003 11:30 AM

*edit* a bit too harsh

BV 12-23-2003 11:32 AM

This is a friend of mine that I hunt arrow heads with occasionaly. Thankfully I was not with him on this day.

He was drug under by a 12 foot Gator! I always knew he was a tough bitch but this put the icing on the cake!

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...x?storyid=7720

WiredGuy 12-23-2003 11:39 AM

Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

Loryn 12-23-2003 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

I know they are creepy bastards. I hate them, and I do not hate many things.

Ic3m4nZ 12-23-2003 11:52 AM

:1orglaugh

SetTheWorldonFire 12-23-2003 11:54 AM

That's why we don't do shit like that :ugone2far

TDF 12-23-2003 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
That's why we don't do shit like that :ugone2far

we dont either...we would have called pookie and dem to hooride on his scaly ass

tootie 12-23-2003 11:57 AM

Glad they're not MY friends! :Graucho

Seriously, though, that's SO sad. What a horrendous way to die. :(

SCJason 12-23-2003 12:01 PM

What do you expect to happen when you swim where there are salt water crocs ? These are living dinosaurs....It is their water. Sad about the dude......but like I said what do you expect.

Alky 12-23-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SCJason
What do you expect to happen when you swim where there are salt water crocs ? These are living dinosaurs....It is their water. Sad about the dude......but like I said what do you expect.
i think this just goes to show us we aren't at the top of the food chain :1orglaugh

Loryn 12-23-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alky
i think this just goes to show us we aren't at the top of the food chain :1orglaugh
Yah we are, just some of use aren't. Like the ones who swim with Crocodiles. :1orglaugh

Phoenix 12-23-2003 12:13 PM

damn...that is rough....they will probably never go into open water again

Jedimaster 12-23-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

The three friends had been riding quad bikes along a muddy trail, and stopped by the river to bathe.
the 3 stooges bathing with crocks

Chris E 12-23-2003 12:14 PM

I heard they were playing snap.

dig420 12-23-2003 12:15 PM

don't these people ever watch 'Crocodile Hunter'?

there are MANY ways to deal with a crocodile :)

axelcat 12-23-2003 12:16 PM

Thats crazy

$5 submissions 12-23-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by revbuddylove
Shouldn't that title be croc kills man while friends climb tree?

I didn't see anything in the story about the friends watching the man get eaten.

Well, I guess the title is somewhat accurate. Should add a word though to complete the story:

Crocodile Eats Man as Friends Watch Helplessly

$5 submissions 12-23-2003 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
don't these people ever watch 'Crocodile Hunter'?

there are MANY ways to deal with a crocodile :)

Steve Irwin is THE MAN!

Kicker 12-23-2003 02:05 PM

:( :(

Gemini 12-23-2003 02:30 PM

So the movie Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest won't be coming out then. The latter currently sleeping with the crocs is a good reason.

Say lets go chum the water and then jump in to watch the sharks feed! :1orglaugh

Loryn 12-23-2003 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
So the movie Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest won't be coming out then. The latter currently sleeping with the crocs is a good reason.

Say lets go chum the water and then jump in to watch the sharks feed! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BuggyG 12-23-2003 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

well it's like when ya go to a buffet. If it's good.. you wanna go back for more. Especially when the meat is fresh and you kow it is

pr0 12-23-2003 03:15 PM

sounds like they killed their friend & blamed it on a crocodile

last time i checked...crocodiles don't parade around their victims, or sit at the bottom of a tree for 24 hours waiting for something to drop out

SleazyDream 12-23-2003 03:18 PM

i'll bet you you kill the croc who killed that man the handbags made of the croc's skin would fetch a lot more money.

WiredGuy 12-23-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BuggyG


well it's like when ya go to a buffet. If it's good.. you wanna go back for more. Especially when the meat is fresh and you kow it is


It's like picking lobsters out. They're swimming around hoping you don't pick them :)

WG

angeleyes 12-23-2003 03:33 PM

You would love it down here Girl. Alligators all over the place. :helpme

Me and my ex were taking a romantic walk along a man made lake and almost stepped on one.

Loryn 12-23-2003 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
You would love it down here Girl. Alligators all over the place. :helpme

Me and my ex were taking a romantic walk along a man made lake and almost stepped on one.

No thank you. Been there done that. I was born and raised in Gator Country!! :1orglaugh (That's Florida for those who do not know hehe) Anyway, I have had my fix of those sons of bitches. :1orglaugh

But I would love to see you again!!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-23-2003 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Wow, this gator was stalking his friends too... came back after eating the first guy looking for more meat! Psycho gators!

WG

gator and crocs are two different species..although both are nasty peices of prehistoric work.

Crocs have been shown to be a bit more agressive ..where was the croc hunter when they really needed him

WiredGuy 12-23-2003 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
gator and crocs are two different species..although both are nasty peices of prehistoric work.

Crocs have been shown to be a bit more agressive ..where was the croc hunter when they really needed him


Up here we only need to worry about polar bears and runaway snowballs that grow too big :)

WG

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-23-2003 04:52 PM

There was a elderly man that lived in central florida and was known to sleep walk.. His ass woke up in a river surronded by gators.. he stood knee deep in the water beating off crocs with his cane for hours till some one fianlly heard him scream and called the authorities. This story ended up being on one of those TV survival shows...crazy shit

BRISK 12-23-2003 04:54 PM

Crikey!

Fletch XXX 12-23-2003 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
There was a elderly man that lived in central florida and was known to sleep walk.. His ass woke up in a river surronded by gators.. he stood knee deep in the water beating off crocs with his cane for hours till some one fianlly heard him scream and called the authorities. This story ended up being on one of those TV survival shows...crazy shit
Shiiiit, down south we just call that having a good ole time.

You aint never had too many and woke up in a pond or a body of water?

hehhh.

Cheers Betty

:glugglug

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-23-2003 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy



Up here we only need to worry about polar bears and runaway snowballs that grow too big :)

WG

They have Polar bears where you are?...awesome scary creatures. When i was in alaska, I wanted to take one of those huge tall tour busses that took you our on the ice flats and let you see the polar bears up close...too fucking expensive dammit.:winkwink:

Lane 12-23-2003 04:56 PM

It happened in DARWIN, Australia

so funny
it almost makes the story sound like a joke :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-23-2003 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Shiiiit, down south we just call that having a good ole time.

You aint never had too many and woke up in a pond or a body of water?

hehhh.

Cheers Betty

:glugglug


Oh I have, Ive woken up with my feet laying in a stream.. last thing i remember is crossing the fucker to get to the other side...hours before..drunken non memories :1orglaugh

cheers my friend..cant wait till vegas!!!:glugglug

Sarah_Jayne 12-23-2003 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
Glad they're not MY friends! :Graucho

Seriously, though, that's SO sad. What a horrendous way to die. :(

the guy that rescued them was on BBC radio last night and apparently they were all trying to get away and the one guy just didn't make it. They didn't give him up they just couldn't save him.

I was up all night last night cleaning the house so it is in-law level for the holiday and heard that interview on the radio and thought 'well you know, as bad as things are atleast I didn't have to cling to a tree tonight and pray a croc didn't eat me'

katiepants 12-23-2003 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SCJason
What do you expect to happen when you swim where there are salt water crocs ? These are living dinosaurs....It is their water. Sad about the dude......but like I said what do you expect.
The area where this happened doesn't usually have crocs as its too far upstream so I guess the thought never entered their heads that they would be battling crocs. Just a freak occurance.

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shermo 12-23-2003 05:13 PM

I thought the title said "Crocodile eats man and friends watch".

I need an eye exam!

It sucks that the poor guy was killed and his friends had to witness it, but what the hell are they doing bathing in that water anyways?

Big Nath 12-23-2003 05:34 PM

Firstly, Steve Irwin is a noob. All he has managed to do is commercialise what he does. I know at least 3 other guys who hunt and reloacte crocs for a living, and steve irwin is mary poppins next to them.

Secondly, swimming in a river with crocs isnt all that uncommon over here, people rarely get taken by a croc, cause they know what we are, and they generally leave us alone. Apart from the fact that crocs dont generally travel that far up the Finniss river, they arent that dangerous.

But now they have 2 choices, trap it and put it in a farm, or kill it. They cant relocate it. Crocs are alot like lions. In africa when a lion attacks and eats a human, they hunt it down and kill it, because it has the taste for human flesh. This croc is no different. It will die, one way or another..

hehe just my :2 cents:

Fletch XXX 12-23-2003 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Big Nath
Firstly, Steve Irwin is a noob.
yeah his dad did a lot with the zoo and he has been around gators since he was a kid, hes what 40 now? yeah hes a noob

hahaha

Ben-MensNiche 12-23-2003 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,106508,00.html

OMG could you imagine????? :eek2

Guess that'll teach them to go swimming in croc country - they won't do that again in a hurry. I guess we all learned a lesson here.

JayJay 12-23-2003 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


yeah his dad did a lot with the zoo and he has been around gators since he was a kid, hes what 40 now? yeah hes a noob

hahaha

OWNED :1orglaugh

 Smokey The Bear  12-23-2003 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy



Up here we only need to worry about polar bears and runaway snowballs that grow too big :)

WG

:thumbsup and igloo collapse.

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BRISK 12-23-2003 06:03 PM

Just because Steve Irwin commercialised what he does, doesn't make him a noob when it comes to handling crocs.


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