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BVF · 12-22-2003, 11:36 PM

My name and my ex-wife's name starts with the same letter. So all of my sponsors and ccbill sends a check to me with my first initial and my last name. I did this so that my wife could cash some of my checks if I am incapacitated..

I send her money for the children every week and I had a check from ARS that I forgot to cash so I sent it to her to deposit it in her account....We all know that ARS has the most corporate looking checks in the world and there is no way you could tell it was a porn company.

Do you know this heifer mailed me the check back because "She didn't want her name on anything like that"...Then she wants me to cash the check, make a money order and send it back to her...

I told her that I'm keeping the money and she has the nerve to get pissed..I tell her that a check is a check and if I give her a check to cash the fucker and get off of her fucking high horse with that porn shit..

That is exactly why she is my EX-wife....I can't live with a woman who has a mentality like hers..

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 11:37 PM

have you beaten her recently?

BVF · 12-22-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
have you beaten her recently?

I've never beaten her in my life..If it comes to that point, leave the bitch alone...this is why we are divorced because I knew that I would eventually kill her if we continued to co-habitate...We now live in different states and that's the way I like it.

CDSmith · 12-22-2003, 11:41 PM

Man, it's not worth the hassle. Just write her a personal cheque from now on and you'll never have her bitchy ass bitching at you over porn cheques again.

Problem solved.

Paul Markham · 12-22-2003, 11:43 PM

Ex wives tend to try and do anything they can to get back at ex husbands. My brothers two Ex's use the children as tools in the fight. Regardless of the damage they do to their kids the most important thing is to get back at him.

I was lucky with my two divorces, speak to the first one occasionally, but lost contact with the second one. Hopefully the third one will bury me.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-22-2003, 11:45 PM

On the memo/Note line write:
Money derived from men masterbating to porn. Enjoy!

BVF · 12-22-2003, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by AlienQ
On the memo/Note line write:
Money derived from men masterbating to porn. Enjoy!

That's what I'm saying....I can't see how a personal check from me is any different..She knows damn well that every penny I make comes from porn and she has to be anal about it...

And this is the same girl who is still married to some African in Nigeria from an immigration scam years ago...

She can act like she's mary poppins but I knew her way back when..

RedShoe · 12-22-2003, 11:47 PM

you should divorce her.

Paul P · 12-22-2003, 11:50 PM

well done.

i hear ya.
My ex and i had arranged that she would pick my daughter up.

my ex told me on the phone yesterday that she was going to get the cops to come to my house and get my daughter because she didnt have any petrol in her car.

i laughed so hard at her.
can't wait until i've got custody.

Pornwolf · 12-22-2003, 11:54 PM

You should then re-divorce her. Take her to court to have custody of the kids transferred to the grandmother or something. I know she's probably unfit anyway.

BVF · 12-22-2003, 11:57 PM

for the record, we are already divorced and there won't be any "re-divorcing" her because I will never remarry the woman. And I'll always wear condoms because she isn't about to get another extra penny out of me.

I'm just waiting to meet my soulmate so that I can have more children.

Richard - Triplexcash · 12-23-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Man, it's not worth the hassle. Just write her a personal cheque from now on and you'll never have her bitchy ass bitching at you over porn cheques again.

Problem solved.

Personally, I'd take whatever check you sent me!

But I agree with above, she is wanting a reaction from you, just ignore, tell her to send you the check back, and send her a personal check. No skin off your back, and leaves her looking for some other fuel for the fire!

johnbosh · 12-23-2003, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
have you beaten her recently?

lol

wtfent · 12-23-2003, 02:34 AM

funny shit

taboo_dude · 12-23-2003, 04:46 AM

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Originally posted by AlienQ
On the memo/Note line write:
Money derived from men masterbating to porn. Enjoy!

I like this one.

I would do it, fortunately though I have no ex. I'm creeping on 10 years of marriage and 13 total years together. We are 32 so here in a couple years we will spent half our lives together.

JamesK · 12-23-2003, 04:56 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
You should then re-divorce her. Take her to court to have custody of the kids transferred to the grandmother or something. I know she's probably unfit anyway.

johnbosh · 12-23-2003, 05:21 AM

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Originally posted by BVF
for the record, we are already divorced and there won't be any "re-divorcing" her because I will never remarry the woman. And I'll always wear condoms because she isn't about to get another extra penny out of me.

I'm just waiting to meet my soulmate so that I can have more children.

yup great idea

dimonka · 12-23-2003, 05:35 AM

Well, lady just dislikes porn... xa-xa... 8)...

Brujah · 12-23-2003, 05:53 AM

lol Alien has it right. Send her the check. It's her problem if she won't cash it.

12-22-2003, 11:36 PM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	this is how DUMB my ex-wife is My name and my ex-wife's name starts with the same letter. So all of my sponsors and ccbill sends a check to me with my first initial and my last name. I did this so that my wife could cash some of my checks if I am incapacitated.. I send her money for the children every week and I had a check from ARS that I forgot to cash so I sent it to her to deposit it in her account....We all know that ARS has the most corporate looking checks in the world and there is no way you could tell it was a porn company. Do you know this heifer mailed me the check back because "She didn't want her name on anything like that"...Then she wants me to cash the check, make a money order and send it back to her... I told her that I'm keeping the money and she has the nerve to get pissed..I tell her that a check is a check and if I give her a check to cash the fucker and get off of her fucking high horse with that porn shit.. That is exactly why she is my EX-wife....I can't live with a woman who has a mentality like hers.. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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12-22-2003, 11:37 PM	#2
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12-22-2003, 11:50 PM	#9
Paul P Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 202	well done. i hear ya. My ex and i had arranged that she would pick my daughter up. my ex told me on the phone yesterday that she was going to get the cops to come to my house and get my daughter because she didnt have any petrol in her car. i laughed so hard at her. can't wait until i've got custody.

12-22-2003, 11:54 PM	#10
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12-22-2003, 11:57 PM	#11
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	for the record, we are already divorced and there won't be any "re-divorcing" her because I will never remarry the woman. And I'll always wear condoms because she isn't about to get another extra penny out of me. I'm just waiting to meet my soulmate so that I can have more children. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

12-23-2003, 02:34 AM	#14
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12-23-2003, 05:53 AM	#19
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