this is how DUMB my ex-wife is

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  • BVF
    Black Vagina Finder
    • Jan 2002
    • 13975

    #1

    this is how DUMB my ex-wife is

    My name and my ex-wife's name starts with the same letter. So all of my sponsors and ccbill sends a check to me with my first initial and my last name. I did this so that my wife could cash some of my checks if I am incapacitated..

    I send her money for the children every week and I had a check from ARS that I forgot to cash so I sent it to her to deposit it in her account....We all know that ARS has the most corporate looking checks in the world and there is no way you could tell it was a porn company.

    Do you know this heifer mailed me the check back because "She didn't want her name on anything like that"...Then she wants me to cash the check, make a money order and send it back to her...

    I told her that I'm keeping the money and she has the nerve to get pissed..I tell her that a check is a check and if I give her a check to cash the fucker and get off of her fucking high horse with that porn shit..

    That is exactly why she is my EX-wife....I can't live with a woman who has a mentality like hers..

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #2
    have you beaten her recently?

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    • BVF
      Black Vagina Finder
      • Jan 2002
      • 13975

      #3
      Originally posted by jimthefiend
      have you beaten her recently?
      I've never beaten her in my life..If it comes to that point, leave the bitch alone...this is why we are divorced because I knew that I would eventually kill her if we continued to co-habitate...We now live in different states and that's the way I like it.

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      • CDSmith
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Man, it's not worth the hassle. Just write her a personal cheque from now on and you'll never have her bitchy ass bitching at you over porn cheques again.


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        • Paul Markham
          Too old to care
          • Jun 2001
          • 52942

          #5
          Ex wives tend to try and do anything they can to get back at ex husbands. My brothers two Ex's use the children as tools in the fight. Regardless of the damage they do to their kids the most important thing is to get back at him.

          I was lucky with my two divorces, speak to the first one occasionally, but lost contact with the second one. Hopefully the third one will bury me.



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          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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            • Mar 2003
            • 30307

            #6
            On the memo/Note line write:
            Money derived from men masterbating to porn. Enjoy!

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            • BVF
              Black Vagina Finder
              • Jan 2002
              • 13975

              #7
              Originally posted by AlienQ
              On the memo/Note line write:
              Money derived from men masterbating to porn. Enjoy!
              That's what I'm saying....I can't see how a personal check from me is any different..She knows damn well that every penny I make comes from porn and she has to be anal about it...

              And this is the same girl who is still married to some African in Nigeria from an immigration scam years ago...

              She can act like she's mary poppins but I knew her way back when..

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              • RedShoe
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                • Feb 2001
                • 14831

                #8
                you should divorce her.

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                • Paul P
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 202

                  #9
                  well done.

                  i hear ya.
                  My ex and i had arranged that she would pick my daughter up.

                  my ex told me on the phone yesterday that she was going to get the cops to come to my house and get my daughter because she didnt have any petrol in her car.

                  i laughed so hard at her.
                  can't wait until i've got custody.

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                  • Pornwolf
                    Drunk and Unruly
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 22712

                    #10
                    You should then re-divorce her. Take her to court to have custody of the kids transferred to the grandmother or something. I know she's probably unfit anyway.
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                    • BVF
                      Black Vagina Finder
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 13975

                      #11
                      for the record, we are already divorced and there won't be any "re-divorcing" her because I will never remarry the woman. And I'll always wear condoms because she isn't about to get another extra penny out of me.

                      I'm just waiting to meet my soulmate so that I can have more children.

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                      • Richard - Triplexcash
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 915

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                        Man, it's not worth the hassle. Just write her a personal cheque from now on and you'll never have her bitchy ass bitching at you over porn cheques again.


                        Problem solved.
                        Personally, I'd take whatever check you sent me!

                        But I agree with above, she is wanting a reaction from you, just ignore, tell her to send you the check back, and send her a personal check. No skin off your back, and leaves her looking for some other fuel for the fire!
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                        • johnbosh
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 8965

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                          have you beaten her recently?
                          lol

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                          • wtfent
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                            • Nov 2003
                            • 3790

                            #14
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                            • taboo_dude
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 707

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AlienQ
                              On the memo/Note line write:
                              Money derived from men masterbating to porn. Enjoy!
                              I like this one.

                              I would do it, fortunately though I have no ex. I'm creeping on 10 years of marriage and 13 total years together. We are 32 so here in a couple years we will spent half our lives together.

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                              • JamesK
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                                • Jun 2002
                                • 16731

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                You should then re-divorce her. Take her to court to have custody of the kids transferred to the grandmother or something. I know she's probably unfit anyway.
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                                • johnbosh
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 8965

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BVF
                                  for the record, we are already divorced and there won't be any "re-divorcing" her because I will never remarry the woman. And I'll always wear condoms because she isn't about to get another extra penny out of me.

                                  I'm just waiting to meet my soulmate so that I can have more children.
                                  yup great idea

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                                  • dimonka
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 477

                                    #18
                                    Well, lady just dislikes porn... xa-xa... 8)...

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                                    • Brujah
                                      Beer Money Baron
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 22157

                                      #19
                                      lol Alien has it right. Send her the check. It's her problem if she won't cash it.

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