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SEO Connoisseur
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Brantford, Ontario
Posts: 17,119
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10 things about you no one knew
Well - let me start
1) I use to be a minister and spent 7 years in a seminary 2) Boxers 3) I have been in this industry for 9 years starting with Python 4) I own a molucaan cockatoo 5) I do not beleive in past lives - not now - not in 1867 not in 1721 nor in 1549 or 1253.... 6) Babysitting my niece when she was a baby, I used adhesive tape when I couldnt get her diapers to stay up - alot of it 7) In seminary I played a joke on a pastor by pretending to masturbate in the toilet then sprayed mayo all over him 8) Regarding sex - Im just like every other guy - oven mitts, spatchula, KY Jelly and a Shop Vac 9) I refer to newfoundland sheep farmers as Pimps 10) Funny thing about meeting porn stars - their personality usually destroys any fantasy I may have had about them and cant stand seeing any more vid's with them in it.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The other side of Hell
Posts: 5,814
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There is a reason no one knew so why would i post them here?
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 14,486
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MI
Posts: 4,484
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1. I too was a minister of music for 12 years.
2. ! was a band director for a #1 in the nation, award winning marching band program. three out of five years I might add. ![]() 3. Comando! Always 4. Played trumpet in the National Symphony Orchestra for 7 years. 5. Played trumpet in the in the U. S Army Presidents Band for 3 years. 6. I can live without most anything, but icecream. 7. When I started my first site.. I stole all the html from Tawnee Stones site... lol (Steve has known for years) I still remember getting that nasty email from Rochard a couple years ago... ouch! haha 8. I opened up Perfection Girls with a investment of $90.00 for the purchase of Microsoft Frontpage haha! No kidding. 9. I had a dog named Murphy, but had to put her to sleep about 3 months ago. I had her for 13 years ![]() 10. I value my friendships more then anything else. Money and material things are of little importance to me. Nice to have, but I could live without it. However, things are going very well. Most likely because I do put friends first... Ok... theres ten.
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Ik ben een aap
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
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We did this on my webmaster board last week. Really good way of getting to know people.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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1) I love to eat pizza
2) Women find me sexy 3) I am straight 4) I have 3 testicles 5) I have been married 4 times 6) I shoot videos of me having sex 7) I used to be a rabbi 8) My hair is really mine |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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9) I freelance as a cantor at synagogues on high holidays
10) My ass is hairy |
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