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How you win in blackjack?
show me ur card countin skills
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never take insurance, its a sucker bet
house always has odds of something like 1:5 of winning your $$ but after you take insurance their odds of winning your $$$ is increased twofold |
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stop after you got 18+
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don't split if u have 20 either 2 10's or face cards , i seen it done to many times LOL
if the dealer has anything under 6 and your first card is a shitty one don't worry too much about it , most likely the dealer will bust . |
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How do you in blackjack? Be the dealer
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im glad someone didnt say "dont play"
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ahhhh...an excellent pre internext thread....
gotta read up on some strategy http://www.ildado.com/blackjack_tips.html |
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Back in Black
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Memorize the basic blackjack strategy. It won't insure that you'll win, but it cuts the house's odds down to almost even.
This is a good place to practice the strategy - http://www.hitorstand.net
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If you want to learn to count cards get the book Million Dollar Blackjack by Ken Uston.
Basically you assign a value of +1 for high cards and -1 for low cards, then you can roughly determine the ratio of high cards to low cards remaining in the deck at anytime during play. When the deck contains more high cards and the odds are in your favor, you increase the amount you bet. When the deck isn't favorable, you bet the minimum so you lose less. The count also affects your decision on when to hit, stand, double and split. |
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The closest you can get to even odds playing the house is craps. It's not even, but it almost can be if you are a dice manipulator.
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what ??? umm apply for a dealer position at the casino or do u mean how to get a blackjack ? Ace + 10 / facecard |
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Card counting by itself is not very profitable, team play is where the money is at.
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u cannot count cards around here,
they use 6-8 decks, and they cut off half a deck at the end so there is no way in hell to count them unless u have a machine that reads shuffles. |
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I usually win with these rules:
- hold at 17+ - bet bigger at the start of a new deck - never play a table with more then 3 decks in a shoe - never play with more then the dealer and yourself or just one other at most - Double down on 11, when the deck is new - Split 9's and up See you at the tables |
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Watch that show they had on card counting.
They had like 100 people in a set that studyed the casinos and took them for over 10 million, then take the money and invest it. Go to a few dealer schools learn the ropes.. |
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anymore? stocktrader!?
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hahaha i love all this advice.
there are two steps to beating blackjack the first is learning basic strategy. basic strategy is a list of plays that you make depending on your cards and the dealers cards. There is one and only one correect move to make for each combination, however, unlike what has been posted here, what you should do depends on what rules you are playing, ie no of decks, does the dealer have a hold card? does dealer only take original and busted bets on a blackjack ? what totals can you double on ? what does the dealer stand on ? how many hands can you split to ? can you split aces? how many cards can you have on split aces ? can you doulbe after split ? all these things are factors in working out a basic strategy. under most circumstances, playing perfect basic strategy will reduce the house edge to somewhere around 0.5%, that is, for every $100 bet, you should loose 50c. The second step is counting cards. This is not as dificult as casinos want you to think it is. it is simply a way to track the ratio of high and low cards in the deck, based on the premise that high cards are good for the player and low cards are good for the dealer, which is a generalised truth because, for example, 5 is the most advantageous card for the dealer, not 2. There is no "right" way to do this. many counting systems exist, some are more suited to particular games than others, and generally the more complex it is, the better it is. The way you use the counting information is that you change you basic strategy based on the composition of cards remaining in the deck, and more importantly, change the amount you bet, so you are betting more when the deck is in your favour, ie you are statistically expected to win. now to address some of the previous posts: Quote:
The odds of 1:5 are also pulled right out of your arse, in 00 roulette the odds are only 5.25% in the houses favour, i think even a very average blackjack player would not be more than 10-15% house advantage, and as stated, even without counting, this can be reduled to well less than 1% some people seem to have some knowledge here, stop after you got 18 is a good call, although there are, believe it or not, some situations where this is wrong. very rare though Quote:
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to give you an idea, most professionals consider a ROR (risk of ruin) which is the probability that you will loost is all of about 2.5% to be considered safe. using australian rules, a bankroll of around $12000 is required to get a 2.5% ROR for the $10 tables (note: this means your minimum bet is $10) This is also based upon assumtions of bet spread and counting system, but it is a middle opf the road figure. If you went in with only $6000, you would have a 15% ROR. Quote:
anyway chowda (or anyone else), if you want more information or counting, or want me to get you a basic strategy chart for your casino's rules. ICQ me 18502614 |
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oh shit i forgot the third step: DON'T GET CAUGHT
its not against the rules, or illegal to count cards, but the casinos will ban you if they realise you are doing it, its just to protect their investment. |
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yep basic strategy
and hi low good fun
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stay on 21.
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luck
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get to 21...
stay on 16 and up...everything else HIT... that's about it...
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Blackjack is different to every other casino game because what has happened previously affects what happens i the future, craps is a static game, the odds are always the same. |
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I find the best way to win is to play the fewest hands possible...last time I played, I came out $1 up...I bet $1 on 1 hand and left.
I watched everyone else slowly lose everything the came with, so on the whole, I did way better. My vote is they put video games in all the casinos. I could spend $5 in Wonderboy and last all night |
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i cant believe all the ignorance here, stay on 16 and up??? even in basic strategy with my local rules you hit 18s sometimes:
soft 18 vs dealers 10 or ace = hit stocktrader you know what you're talking about |
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Bring the book "bringing down the house" about the kids from MIT who beat Vegas for millions.
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1. if you are playing 8 decks, 416 cards and you take a few out, there are not only low cards left. 2. If there were only low cards left, it would be candy to pull a 2 or 3 3. You dont want the dealer to pull low cards, low cards are good for the dealer. And to answer your question, the reason i would want to hit a soft 18 against the dealers ace is that the statistical odds say that i will loose less money if i do so. for me thats a pretty good reason. Not all decisions are there to make you win, a lot of the time it is like if i stand i will loose 42% of the time, but if i hiot i will only loose 17% of the time. The decisions are about minimising your losses as much as maximising yoiur wins. If you play professionally, for each 20 casino outings you have, you8 are expected to come home in front 11 times, in addition, your wins are expeected to be about 205 bigger than your losses |
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but really the only time i would bother to count cards in Calgary is if i took up a table with 1 other person, other than that the casinos are real bitchy, they are usually 8 deck shoots, the casino i go to has 6 deck shoots. im not sure where to even find a casino in Alberta with a lower than 6 deck shoot. |
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If you read the book dont take it to seriously though, its for entertainment purposes. Card counting isnt all about glamour and action, its about sitting on your arse and being a robot. playing out hands with decisions that have been determined before you even sit down. |
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oh by the way, you should probably ignore those links above, as the information may not relate to the rules you play. to get a basic stratey chart for your rules go here:
http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bjbse.php |
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Any one who good in numbers knows you can't win at any casino game. That's why you gotta be the house.
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Learn from the man who has been banned from all the vegas casino's since the 70's ...
http://bj21.com Excellent site and I'm biased on that since my company designed it for them. I learned a lot about cards and tables working for that crew |
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An idea he came up with was standing and watching the tables until they became favourable, then sit down, when the tables went bad, hed stand back up and look for a new table, this became known as Wonging In/Wonging Out. You cant get away with it nowdays though, well, not without some creativity |
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how do thousands of people make a living of playing blackjack? could you please answer these questions |
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