Things to do when watching LOTR - GoFuckYourself.com

irishfury · 12-20-2003, 02:28 PM

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go!
Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After
bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of
the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent
from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.

Mike Semen · 12-20-2003, 02:35 PM

Some of those are funny.

Ic3m4nZ · 12-20-2003, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Mike Semen
Some of those are funny.

Mike Semen · 12-20-2003, 02:41 PM

Head · 12-20-2003, 02:42 PM

I will be sure to incorparate as many as i can remember when i see it on monday!

Stewie · 12-20-2003, 02:45 PM

Fucking hilarious!! Thx!

BoNgHiTtA · 12-20-2003, 02:49 PM

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

ytcracker · 12-20-2003, 02:51 PM

thats what im tolkien about

Fletch XXX · 12-20-2003, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
thats what im tolkien about

that one made me laugh.

Stewie · 12-20-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irishfury
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"

feN · 12-20-2003, 02:55 PM

im going tomorrow evening
ill make sure to remember some of those

pamphage · 12-20-2003, 02:57 PM

lol not bad. cheered me up from this shitty day i'm having a bit :-)

irishfury · 12-20-2003, 02:59 PM

Glad I could help

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Originally posted by pamphage
lol not bad. cheered me up from this shitty day i'm having a bit :-)

avion · 12-20-2003, 03:33 PM

yeah...gonna watch it next week...

JDog · 12-20-2003, 03:42 PM

Lucas could've done better - NO FUCKING WAY!

jDoG

Bansheelinks · 12-20-2003, 05:28 PM

LMAO..........

whoever said Lucas could have done better has been doing way too many 'shrooms

Ahem.........did you see the last 2 Star Wars movies?

they were massively disappointing and failures while ROTK is a phenomenal movie worthy of all the praise its getting as an instant all time classic........

get real with the Lucas thing........he's become lazy in his story-telling

irishfury · 12-20-2003, 05:36 PM

Yet it amazes me people don't see the sarcasm in a post like this....

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
LMAO..........

whoever said Lucas could have done better has been doing way too many 'shrooms

Ahem.........did you see the last 2 Star Wars movies?

they were massively disappointing and failures while ROTK is a phenomenal movie worthy of all the praise its getting as an instant all time classic........

get real with the Lucas thing........he's become lazy in his story-telling

Tuga · 12-20-2003, 06:11 PM

YOU SHALL NOT POST!!!!

AdultNex · 12-20-2003, 06:19 PM

C'mon... Let's add to the list!

21.) When Frodo kisses Sam at the end, shout out "Faggots 4 life!"

sacX · 12-20-2003, 06:27 PM

on the same theme..

50 reasons lord of the rings sucks

Ross · 12-20-2003, 06:31 PM

Those are fucking great. Wish I'd seen them before enduring that 3 hour and 40 minute piece of shit last night.

Ok so its not so bad but 3 hrs 40 mins is a bit long.

Elli · 12-20-2003, 06:53 PM

At that 50 sucky things site..

"#

# Quality Control at New Line.

Millions of copies of the LOTR DVDs have thick black bars at the bottom and top of the screen throughout the film. Didn't anyone catch this? You know what happens at the end, in the extreme foreground and extreme upper sky? Neither do I. Bush league, guys."

Um, isn't that called Widescreen? Idiot.

Stewie · 12-20-2003, 07:49 PM

the person who wrote the top 50 is clueless - most of his rants were ridiculously incorrect.

LadyMischief · 12-20-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irishfury

20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.

HAHAHAHHAHAH THIS one I would do

robfantasy · 12-20-2003, 07:58 PM

id rather go see cat in the hat

serious · 12-20-2003, 08:23 PM

the 50 worst thing is a joke, obviously.

He-Man · 12-20-2003, 08:27 PM

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originaly posted by -Dr. Albert Oxford, PhD London Film Institute on http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a WOMAN.

The character of the Giant Evil Flaming All-Seeing Eye was based on former President Jimmy Carter.

The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.

This guy be must the most sarcastic bastard or the dumbest mofo of the entire middle earth, uuhm world!

gornyhuy · 12-20-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by He-Man

This guy be must the most sarcastic bastard ...

Ya think?
duh.

12-20-2003, 02:28 PM	#1
irishfury Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In the hearts of cowards Posts: 2,611	Things to do when watching LOTR 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. __________________ Trust no one there all snakes

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Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	LMAO.......... whoever said Lucas could have done better has been doing way too many 'shrooms Ahem.........did you see the last 2 Star Wars movies? they were massively disappointing and failures while ROTK is a phenomenal movie worthy of all the praise its getting as an instant all time classic........ get real with the Lucas thing........he's become lazy in his story-telling

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	C'mon... Let's add to the list! 21.) When Frodo kisses Sam at the end, shout out "Faggots 4 life!"

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Those are fucking great. Wish I'd seen them before enduring that 3 hour and 40 minute piece of shit last night. Ok so its not so bad but 3 hrs 40 mins is a bit long.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	At that 50 sucky things site.. "# # Quality Control at New Line. Millions of copies of the LOTR DVDs have thick black bars at the bottom and top of the screen throughout the film. Didn't anyone catch this? You know what happens at the end, in the extreme foreground and extreme upper sky? Neither do I. Bush league, guys." Um, isn't that called Widescreen? Idiot. __________________ email: [email protected]

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