This is the most fucked up dishwasher I've ever used. - GoFuckYourself.com

Lensman · 12-19-2003, 05:00 PM

I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:

jimthefiend · 12-19-2003, 05:01 PM

dishwasher? where?

JSA Matt · 12-19-2003, 05:01 PM

I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"

Alky · 12-19-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"

you people are quick... notice how he said they all broke?

mangeli · 12-19-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"

it is on the left. Next to the OVEN.

pamphage · 12-19-2003, 05:04 PM

hey that's a nice toaster. how many pieces can you make at once.

StuartD · 12-19-2003, 05:04 PM

I bet those broken dishes came out nice and DRY though, didn't they?

mastamindz · 12-19-2003, 05:04 PM

Which one... theres 3 dishwashers in the picture..

sorry had to do it.

liquidkid · 12-19-2003, 05:04 PM

I'd fuck em.

Pete · 12-19-2003, 05:04 PM

Nice dishwasher.

xxxoutsourcing · 12-19-2003, 05:05 PM

That the new 7080 series washing machine with tumble dry, nice piece of kit for sure. can't see all of it tho, can ya get a better full shot?

Scott McD · 12-19-2003, 05:07 PM

I don't know about my dishes, but if those 3 came round here, i'd give them a job to do...

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 05:07 PM

Too skinny

Fu-Q · 12-19-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
Which one... theres 3 dishwashers in the picture..

hahahaha

pamphage · 12-19-2003, 05:08 PM

it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

Sly_RJ · 12-19-2003, 05:09 PM

Someone told me the latest series of dishwashers can even toss salad. Anyone know something about that?

StuartD · 12-19-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Hindsight
Too skinny

Fine then, I'll keep them for myself.

jimthefiend · 12-19-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pamphage
it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

dude thats a pimp setup in the ukraine

SilverBalls · 12-19-2003, 05:11 PM

Why you dont stop lookin at gentiles and get Jewish bush?

Head · 12-19-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
Nice dishwasher.

Vey nice dishwasher indeed!

Scott McD · 12-19-2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
Too skinny

Gay ??

punker barbie · 12-19-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
[B]I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:

i'll take those off your hands!!!

BoNgHiTtA · 12-19-2003, 05:31 PM

Having sex on the oven is a direct violation of Fire Code 292-38b. Please have your dishwashers remove there clothing from the oven top.

Thank you

JSA Matt · 12-19-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Gay ??

Thats the only explaination... too skinny, there is no such thing. Maybe you're just too FAT.

hornycash · 12-19-2003, 05:34 PM

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Gay ??

Not at all bud, just used to fucking better... and I don't wank over less...

Brad Xtremepay · 12-19-2003, 05:37 PM

Oh Lensman, you're SUCH a joker.

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt

Thats the only explaination... too skinny, there is no such thing. Maybe you're just too FAT.

Nope.

mangeli · 12-19-2003, 05:38 PM

in the words of another gfy member....

"I'd do 'em"

Cirrus · 12-19-2003, 05:39 PM

just wondering, czech girls?

magicmike · 12-19-2003, 05:40 PM

That looks like my washing machine.

It fucking rules, you can wash like 25 pairs of pants in one go.

Scott McD · 12-19-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Hindsight

Not at all bud, just used to fucking better... and I don't wank over less...

Lucky you then...

Babagirls · 12-19-2003, 05:41 PM

The "dishwasher" (lol) is actually a Two-In-One Washing Machine. I *HAD* one of those. It was nice cause you put you're clothes in it and walk away.....HOWEVER, it steam-drys (with low-pressure cold water) so one load of laundry took 3 1/2 fuckin hours!! Hence, the *had* part of this message!

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Lucky you then...

Yip for sure.

But I'm an unappreciative asshole just for the record

Shit, you get what you deserve, fuck gratitude.

steve_grogan · 12-19-2003, 05:45 PM

Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

magicmike · 12-19-2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by steve_grogan
Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

Okay that was a good one.

Ben-MensNiche · 12-19-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:

Well that cheered my day up, it's been a long one so far. Thanks Lensman

Ross · 12-19-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman

pimp

Lensman · 12-19-2003, 11:40 PM

Whaddya mean that's not a dishwasher?

realrail · 12-20-2003, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by steve_grogan
Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

That chick is smoking. DePaul girls always rock

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brizzad · 12-20-2003, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Someone told me the latest series of dishwashers can even toss salad. Anyone know something about that?

lol idk about that...

but i'd shove my tongue so far up girl #3's ass

SleazyDream · 12-20-2003, 01:01 AM

why would someone have their laundry room in the same room as their kitchen?

jaYMan · 12-20-2003, 03:18 AM

Quote:

it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

When i lived in the UK, the flat I stayed in, washer and dryer were both in the kitchen as well. Always wondered the same thing. They look funny over there too. Like little mini tampons compared to the big old winged pads we got here stateside...

pornJester · 12-20-2003, 03:23 AM

That's the cabbage turner Lensman, the dishwasher is on the left.

Dawgy · 12-20-2003, 03:27 AM

thats a shitty tile job.

Trax · 12-20-2003, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by steve_grogan
Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

that made my day dude

awesome

Smokey The Bear · 12-20-2003, 05:25 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
thats a shitty tile job.

-*- Its part of a design

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silent moan · 12-20-2003, 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by pamphage
it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

..good question???

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