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Lensman 12-19-2003 05:00 PM

This is the most fucked up dishwasher I've ever used.
 
I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:

http://lens.gofuckyourself.com/lens/ggg2094.jpg

jimthefiend 12-19-2003 05:01 PM

dishwasher? where?

JSA Matt 12-19-2003 05:01 PM

I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"

Alky 12-19-2003 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"
you people are quick... notice how he said they all broke?

mangeli 12-19-2003 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"
it is on the left. Next to the OVEN.:winkwink:

pamphage 12-19-2003 05:04 PM

:1orglaugh

hey that's a nice toaster. how many pieces can you make at once.

StuartD 12-19-2003 05:04 PM

I bet those broken dishes came out nice and DRY though, didn't they?

mastamindz 12-19-2003 05:04 PM

Which one... theres 3 dishwashers in the picture..















sorry had to do it. :321GFY

liquidkid 12-19-2003 05:04 PM

I'd fuck em.

Pete 12-19-2003 05:04 PM

Nice dishwasher. :thumbsup

xxxoutsourcing 12-19-2003 05:05 PM

That the new 7080 series washing machine with tumble dry, nice piece of kit for sure. can't see all of it tho, can ya get a better full shot?

Scott McD 12-19-2003 05:07 PM

I don't know about my dishes, but if those 3 came round here, i'd give them a job to do... :Graucho

Hindsight 12-19-2003 05:07 PM

Too skinny :321GFY

Fu-Q 12-19-2003 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
Which one... theres 3 dishwashers in the picture..

hahahaha

pamphage 12-19-2003 05:08 PM

it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

Sly_RJ 12-19-2003 05:09 PM

Someone told me the latest series of dishwashers can even toss salad. Anyone know something about that?

StuartD 12-19-2003 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
Too skinny :321GFY
Fine then, I'll keep them for myself.

jimthefiend 12-19-2003 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pamphage
it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

dude thats a pimp setup in the ukraine :thumbsup

SilverBalls 12-19-2003 05:11 PM

Why you dont stop lookin at gentiles and get Jewish bush?

Head 12-19-2003 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
Nice dishwasher. :thumbsup
Vey nice dishwasher indeed!:girl

Scott McD 12-19-2003 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
Too skinny :321GFY
Gay ??

punker barbie 12-19-2003 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
[B]I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:


i'll take those off your hands!!!

BoNgHiTtA 12-19-2003 05:31 PM

Having sex on the oven is a direct violation of Fire Code 292-38b. Please have your dishwashers remove there clothing from the oven top.

Thank you

JSA Matt 12-19-2003 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

Gay ??

Thats the only explaination... too skinny, there is no such thing. Maybe you're just too FAT.

hornycash 12-19-2003 05:34 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Hindsight 12-19-2003 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

Gay ??

Not at all bud, just used to fucking better... and I don't wank over less...

:321GFY

Brad Xtremepay 12-19-2003 05:37 PM

Oh Lensman, you're SUCH a joker.

Hindsight 12-19-2003 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt


Thats the only explaination... too skinny, there is no such thing. Maybe you're just too FAT.

Nope.

mangeli 12-19-2003 05:38 PM

in the words of another gfy member....

"I'd do 'em" :Graucho

Cirrus 12-19-2003 05:39 PM

just wondering, czech girls?

magicmike 12-19-2003 05:40 PM

That looks like my washing machine.

It fucking rules, you can wash like 25 pairs of pants in one go.

:thumbsup

Scott McD 12-19-2003 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight


Not at all bud, just used to fucking better... and I don't wank over less...

:321GFY

Lucky you then...

Babagirls 12-19-2003 05:41 PM

The "dishwasher" (lol) is actually a Two-In-One Washing Machine. I *HAD* one of those. It was nice cause you put you're clothes in it and walk away.....HOWEVER, it steam-drys (with low-pressure cold water) so one load of laundry took 3 1/2 fuckin hours!! Hence, the *had* part of this message! :disgust

Hindsight 12-19-2003 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

Lucky you then...

Yip for sure.

But I'm an unappreciative asshole just for the record :321GFY

Shit, you get what you deserve, fuck gratitude.

steve_grogan 12-19-2003 05:45 PM

Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/good4.jpg

magicmike 12-19-2003 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steve_grogan
Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/good4.jpg

:1orglaugh

Okay that was a good one.

Ben-MensNiche 12-19-2003 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:

:1orglaugh

Well that cheered my day up, it's been a long one so far. Thanks Lensman

Ross 12-19-2003 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
http://lens.gofuckyourself.com/lens/ggg2094.jpg
pimp :Graucho

Lensman 12-19-2003 11:40 PM

Whaddya mean that's not a dishwasher?

realrail 12-20-2003 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by steve_grogan
Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/good4.jpg

That chick is smoking. DePaul girls always rock :winkwink: .

brizzad 12-20-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Someone told me the latest series of dishwashers can even toss salad. Anyone know something about that?
lol idk about that...

but i'd shove my tongue so far up girl #3's ass

SleazyDream 12-20-2003 01:01 AM

why would someone have their laundry room in the same room as their kitchen?

jaYMan 12-20-2003 03:18 AM

Quote:

it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?
When i lived in the UK, the flat I stayed in, washer and dryer were both in the kitchen as well. Always wondered the same thing. They look funny over there too. Like little mini tampons compared to the big old winged pads we got here stateside...

:Graucho

pornJester 12-20-2003 03:23 AM

That's the cabbage turner Lensman, the dishwasher is on the left. :thumbsup

Dawgy 12-20-2003 03:27 AM

thats a shitty tile job.

Trax 12-20-2003 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by steve_grogan
Interesting kitchen setup.

My dishwasher is on the right

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/good4.jpg

that made my day dude
:1orglaugh
awesome

 Smokey The Bear  12-20-2003 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
thats a shitty tile job.
-*- Its part of a design :)


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silent moan 12-20-2003 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pamphage
it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

..good question???


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