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I AM WEB 2.0
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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You find out your date is a Shemale, what do you do?
this is my second thread about shemales in 2 days, no i dont like them, and my dreams are kept to myself
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Somewhere between my monitor and my chair
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cup them and see how hung they are
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Location: Vietnam
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I would shoot jizz on its foot
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Let's do some business.
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Location: The dirty south.
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Kick it in it's balls.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Location: NYC Baaaabeee
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Let's do some business.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny California
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Send it to Juicylink's house
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cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money |
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Location: vancouver, bc
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break some fucking bones starting with the nose
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Let's do some business.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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This happend to me one time, I thought it was a lady (good looking) and we went to a bar for more drinking, and I dont know how but suddenly I started to get suspicious and i was already way to fucking drunk. So i just asked: Hey babe i gotta ask u something, do u have a schlong like a transsexual, and i didnt get an answer "he" just looked at me and didnt say anything.
So I was gone in a few seconds after, thats not my style I said. And now we are friends, kinda cool. ![]()
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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I'd ask 'her' for a blowjob and close my eyes thinking about a hot babe with a pussy.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: o-HI-o
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AFN... Meta is just doing research for possible future things... don't judge him too harshly. ;-)
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Enjoy a mouthfull of cock. After all a change is as good as a rest!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Freeport 7
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I would
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please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith...I was around when jesus christ had his moment of doubt and pain...made damn sure that pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate...pleased to meet you hope you guess my name...but's what's puzzling you is the nature of my game... |
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