You find out your date is a Shemale, what do you do?

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    You find out your date is a Shemale, what do you do?

    this is my second thread about shemales in 2 days, no i dont like them, and my dreams are kept to myself

    so what would you do? id throw "it" out the window.
  • Stud Money
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2003
    • 3214

    #2
    cup them and see how hung they are

    if they are bigger than you, start taking penis pills from http://www.wishing.com if they are smaller than you, tell them to start taking penis pills from http://www.wishing.com

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    • Sloane
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 815

      #3
      I would shoot jizz on its foot

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      • stocktrader23
        Let's do some business.
        • Jan 2003
        • 18781

        #4
        Kick it in it's balls.


        Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

        "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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        • - AFN -
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 3101

          #5
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          this is my second thread about shemales in 2 days, no i dont like them, and my dreams are kept to myself

          so what would you do? id throw "it" out the window.
          Wow, advocating homicide based on sexual difference. What a fine upstanding human being you are.
          cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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          • stocktrader23
            Let's do some business.
            • Jan 2003
            • 18781

            #6
            Originally posted by - AFN -


            Wow, advocating homicide based on sexual difference. What a fine upstanding human being you are.
            His window could be 2 ft off the ground asswipe.


            Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

            "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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            • Ice
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 26053

              #7
              Send it to Juicylink's house
              icq 1904905

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              • - AFN -
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 3101

                #8
                Originally posted by stocktrader23


                His window could be 2 ft off the ground asswipe.
                Your overtly optimistic interpretation of his homicidal sentiments does cast doubt on your maturity level.
                cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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                • xroach
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 963

                  #9
                  break some fucking bones starting with the nose

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                  • stocktrader23
                    Let's do some business.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 18781

                    #10
                    Originally posted by - AFN -


                    Your overtly optimistic interpretation of his homicidal sentiments does cast doubt on your maturity level.
                    I don't care how high he drops them from. I treat ass burglars the same as I would burglars. Throw em out the window.


                    Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                    • DraX
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 7147

                      #11
                      This happend to me one time, I thought it was a lady (good looking) and we went to a bar for more drinking, and I dont know how but suddenly I started to get suspicious and i was already way to fucking drunk. So i just asked: Hey babe i gotta ask u something, do u have a schlong like a transsexual, and i didnt get an answer "he" just looked at me and didnt say anything.

                      So I was gone in a few seconds after, thats not my style I said.

                      And now we are friends, kinda cool.
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                      • Seb From Holland
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 2747

                        #12
                        I'd ask 'her' for a blowjob and close my eyes thinking about a hot babe with a pussy.

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                        • Gemini
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 7183

                          #13
                          AFN... Meta is just doing research for possible future things... don't judge him too harshly. ;-)
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                          • Tipsy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 6989

                            #14
                            Enjoy a mouthfull of cock. After all a change is as good as a rest!
                            Ignorance is never bliss.

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                            • Trent Edison
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 6132

                              #15
                              I would and

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                              • PornBroker
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 686

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Tipsy
                                Enjoy a mouthfull of cock. After all a change is as good as a rest!
                                lol
                                please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith...I was around when jesus christ had his moment of doubt and pain...made damn sure that pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate...pleased to meet you hope you guess my name...but's what's puzzling you is the nature of my game...

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