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MetaMan 12-18-2003 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23


He said soft sucka!

lol missed that thanks for pointing it out DAD, :1orglaugh

but really the only time i would bother to count cards in Calgary is if i took up a table with 1 other person,

other than that the casinos are real bitchy, they are usually 8 deck shoots, the casino i go to has 6 deck shoots. im not sure where to even find a casino in Alberta with a lower than 6 deck shoot.

MetaMan 12-18-2003 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by asher


there are a few problems with your post.

1. if you are playing 8 decks, 416 cards and you take a few out, there are not only low cards left.

2. If there were only low cards left, it would be candy to pull a 2 or 3

3. You dont want the dealer to pull low cards, low cards are good for the dealer.

And to answer your question, the reason i would want to hit a soft 18 against the dealers ace is that the statistical odds say that i will loose less money if i do so. for me thats a pretty good reason.

Not all decisions are there to make you win, a lot of the time it is like if i stand i will loose 42% of the time, but if i hiot i will only loose 17% of the time. The decisions are about minimising your losses as much as maximising yoiur wins.

If you play professionally, for each 20 casino outings you have, you8 are expected to come home in front 11 times, in addition, your wins are expeected to be about 205 bigger than your losses

i missed the entire point of your post, i thought u meant hard 18, i was thinking to myself that sounds crazy, but i agree with u, i sometimes hit soft 18, all depends on who i am playing with.

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Bring the book "bringing down the house" about the kids from MIT who beat Vegas for millions.
i bought the ebook out of interest. it was a good semi fictional read but it does not teach you to play blackjack or count cards. It is usefull to the card counter however, as an introdultion to the mechanics of team play. The book explains their team play concepts pretty well, i personally liked the part where they used keywords to signal the decks running count to the big players joining a table, i would never have thought of that.


If you read the book dont take it to seriously though, its for entertainment purposes. Card counting isnt all about glamour and action, its about sitting on your arse and being a robot. playing out hands with decisions that have been determined before you even sit down.

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 12:33 AM

oh by the way, you should probably ignore those links above, as the information may not relate to the rules you play. to get a basic stratey chart for your rules go here:

http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bjbse.php

bhutocracy 12-18-2003 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by asher
hahaha i love all this advice.

there are two steps to beating blackjack

the first is learning basic strategy. basic strategy is a list of plays that you make depending on your cards and the dealers cards. There is one and only one correect move to make for each combination, however, unlike what has been posted here, what you should do depends on what rules you are playing, ie no of decks, does the dealer have a hold card? does dealer only take original and busted bets on a blackjack ? what totals can you double on ? what does the dealer stand on ? how many hands can you split to ? can you split aces? how many cards can you have on split aces ? can you doulbe after split ?

all these things are factors in working out a basic strategy. under most circumstances, playing perfect basic strategy will reduce the house edge to somewhere around 0.5%, that is, for every $100 bet, you should loose 50c.

The second step is counting cards. This is not as dificult as casinos want you to think it is. it is simply a way to track the ratio of high and low cards in the deck, based on the premise that high cards are good for the player and low cards are good for the dealer, which is a generalised truth because, for example, 5 is the most advantageous card for the dealer, not 2.

There is no "right" way to do this. many counting systems exist, some are more suited to particular games than others, and generally the more complex it is, the better it is.

The way you use the counting information is that you change you basic strategy based on the composition of cards remaining in the deck, and more importantly, change the amount you bet, so you are betting more when the deck is in your favour, ie you are statistically expected to win.

now to address some of the previous posts:





i live in australia, all the casinos are either 6 or 8 deck, although if your local did vut half the deck it would be quite difficult to win. But conditions like that arent very common, its more likely that there is a 60-70% penetration than 50, because the more time the dealers spend shuffling, the less money they are making. But the amount that the dealer deals is very important. its called penetration, to use an extreme example, if i had one deck of cards, and i delt an ace first, how sure would you be of the next card thats dealt ? not very. but if i had two cards, and ace and a two and i deal the ace, you would be sure of the next card. this is an extreme example but it shows the general idea, the more cards that the dealer deals the more accurate your card counting information is.

anyway chowda (or anyone else), if you want more information or counting, or want me to get you a basic strategy chart for your casino's rules. ICQ me 18502614

are you coming to the goldcoast webmaster meet in january? A few of us are heading to jupiters lol.

pornstar2pac 12-18-2003 12:37 AM

Any one who good in numbers knows you can't win at any casino game. That's why you gotta be the house.

JFPdude 12-18-2003 12:39 AM

Learn from the man who has been banned from all the vegas casino's since the 70's ...

http://bj21.com

Excellent site and I'm biased on that since my company designed it for them.

I learned a lot about cards and tables working for that crew :thumbsup

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


are you coming to the goldcoast webmaster meet in january? A few of us are heading to jupiters lol.

yeah, i talked about it in the other thread, i might head into treasury though because it has higher numbers of low bet tables, (19 compared to 1) so its easier to blend in. Im staying till the following thursday, so if you want me to give you a quick blackjack lesson while were there, id be more than happy to :)

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by JFPdude
Learn from the man who has been banned from all the vegas casino's since the 70's ...

http://bj21.com

Excellent site and I'm biased on that since my company designed it for them.

I learned a lot about cards and tables working for that crew :thumbsup

yes thats an informative site, i used to be a member, for those who dont know, the guy is Stanford Wong, i think hes the only guy in card counting to have a move named after him.

An idea he came up with was standing and watching the tables until they became favourable, then sit down, when the tables went bad, hed stand back up and look for a new table, this became known as Wonging In/Wonging Out. You cant get away with it nowdays though, well, not without some creativity

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Any one who good in numbers knows you can't win at any casino game. That's why you gotta be the house.
why do casinos ban people for counting cards?

how do thousands of people make a living of playing blackjack?

could you please answer these questions

ytcracker 12-18-2003 12:48 AM

50 blackjacks

bhutocracy 12-18-2003 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by asher


yeah, i talked about it in the other thread, i might head into treasury though because it has higher numbers of low bet tables, (19 compared to 1) so its easier to blend in. Im staying till the following thursday, so if you want me to give you a quick blackjack lesson while were there, id be more than happy to :)

sounds great! when are you thinking of heading to the treasury? im probably only going to be up there for the weekend, so prolly either saturday night or sunday day.

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


sounds great! when are you thinking of heading to the treasury? im probably only going to be up there for the weekend, so prolly either saturday night or sunday day.

probably not saturday night, as ill be drinking, and if you are trying to win, playing blackjack drunk is not a good idea :glugglug

ytcracker 12-18-2003 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by asher


probably not saturday night, as ill be drinking, and if you are trying to win, playing blackjack drunk is not a good idea :glugglug

amen to that sir

i hate gambling drunk it seems to cut my iq and/or money in half

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by ytcracker


amen to that sir

i hate gambling drunk it seems to cut my iq and/or money in half

lol, but the thing is.... i dont gamble:winkwink:

Chasing The Dragon 12-18-2003 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by asher


why do casinos ban people for counting cards?

how do thousands of people make a living of playing blackjack?

could you please answer these questions

1). Because counting cards gives you the mathmatical advantage over the casino. And the casino cannot allow this, as it has to have the mathmatical advantage over EVERY game (or, in time, they would go out of business). If you take away their advantage by counting cards and they catch you, they will throw you out and put you on a ban list (with your picture) that gets distributed to all the other casinos, so if you walk into a casino and they recognize you, you might be allowed in, and even play, but not on any blackjack table.
2). Very few (maybe 5-10) make a living just playing blackjack. And what they do is sit down at a $5.00 table, and play when the dealer is cold (losing more than winning). They win 2-3 hands, get up, and wait until another dealer goes cold. They do this 10-15 hours a day, and if they are good, will make about $100-$200 a day. But then they have days where they lose, and they end up cleaning dishes for the casino to get some money to go and play again. A very shitty way to live.
BTW, like it was said before, the #1 card counter is banned from playing blackjack in every casino in the U.S. (and prob. the world). So the best can't even play. The #1 craps player in the world went on a 42 day winning streak and racked up about 10 million. He lost it all in about 12 days. No matter what you do, you cannot beat the house. Unless you cheat. But then you go to jail and get butt-fucked by Bubba. That is why Vegas casinos move $10-30 million CASH from their vault to the bank every DAY.

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by Chasing The Dragon


1). Because counting cards gives you the mathmatical advantage over the casino. And the casino cannot allow this, as it has to have the mathmatical advantage over EVERY game (or, in time, they would go out of business). If you take away their advantage by counting cards and they catch you, they will throw you out and put you on a ban list (with your picture) that gets distributed to all the other casinos, so if you walk into a casino and they recognize you, you might be allowed in, and even play, but not on any blackjack table.
2). Very few (maybe 5-10) make a living just playing blackjack. And what they do is sit down at a $5.00 table, and play when the dealer is cold (losing more than winning). They win 2-3 hands, get up, and wait until another dealer goes cold. They do this 10-15 hours a day, and if they are good, will make about $100-$200 a day. But then they have days where they lose, and they end up cleaning dishes for the casino to get some money to go and play again. A very shitty way to live.
BTW, like it was said before, the #1 card counter is banned from playing blackjack in every casino in the U.S. (and prob. the world). So the best can't even play. The #1 craps player in the world went on a 42 day winning streak and racked up about 10 million. He lost it all in about 12 days. No matter what you do, you cannot beat the house. Unless you cheat. But then you go to jail and get butt-fucked by Bubba. That is why Vegas casinos move $10-30 million CASH from their vault to the bank every DAY.

uhhh. i know, look who i quoted, i was asking rhetorical questions to someone who was just making stupid statements.

and there are a hell of a lot more people that 5-10 making a living there are literally thousands around the world, and they arent doing it on the $5 tables lol, playing 30 hours a week with the rules at my local on the $10 tables = $19000 per year, not enough to live off, they are doing it on the 50, 100 and over 100 tables, and they arent just doing it for a few hands. that wouldnt work, they are doing it for hours, you acnt just pick and choose hands, it garuntees nothing.

also the number 1 counter isnt banned from anywhere, if you are banned from everywhere you are one of the worst counters in the world. One of the most important skills in being a card counter is not getting banned.

and about the craps player, as i have said previously, craps is a negative expectation game, in the long run, you will always loose. and if you define #1 as someone who has a lucky streak, well then thats just stupid.

please dont talk about things you obviously have no knowledge of, there are lots of people making a living off blackjack, and they arent doing it on the $5 tables.

GeXus 12-18-2003 01:33 AM

Ok everyone here are a bunch of n00bs...

This is all you need to know...

1) Stay on 12 or lower (dont risk busting)

2) Double down if you show 3-9

4) Increase your bet by $5 each time..


You will always win

bhutocracy 12-18-2003 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by asher


probably not saturday night, as ill be drinking, and if you are trying to win, playing blackjack drunk is not a good idea :glugglug

I didn't really want to drive to brisvegas saturday night anyways, but I figured you wouldn't be up for it on sunday day. It's no biggy, I might just hit jupiters and lose a bunch :)

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


I didn't really want to drive to brisvegas saturday night anyways, but I figured you wouldn't be up for it on sunday day. It's no biggy, I might just hit jupiters and lose a bunch :)

we can hit it sunday if you like, or ill come to jupiters, the rules are the same at the two casinos, so it wont matter too much. im going to memorise the basic strategy on the plane trip over, icq me 18502614 and ill get a copy for you too

makefuckingmoney 12-18-2003 01:48 AM

I got banned from playing black jack at all the coast properties in vegas..

Orleans, Barbary Coast, Sun Coast, Gold Coast..

It was quite the accomplishment!!

I said.. "do you think im counting cards?"

he said.. "you said that..not me.."

I did quite well at times..its all about the double downs and splits and a bundle of luck..

pornstar2pac 12-18-2003 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by asher


why do casinos ban people for counting cards?

how do thousands of people make a living of playing blackjack?

could you please answer these questions




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bawdy 12-18-2003 02:26 AM

the treasury is like a second home to me... i like it there... pity the meet up is on the coast...

AWW - Kevin 12-18-2003 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by bawdy
the treasury is like a second home to me... i like it there... pity the meet up is on the coast...
what's the big deal soming to the gold coast? it's only 45 minutes man :Graucho

was at the treasury last week, did not have a good run
there :BangBang:

erehwon 12-18-2003 05:09 AM

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Originally posted by asher


where did you find a casino with $1 tables ?

Try the Plaza on Fremont Street, they have penny slots. :)

But don't stay there, its a shithole, if yer going to stay in downtown Las Vegas, always stay at Steve Wynn's first place, The Golden Nugget.

GonePhishing 12-18-2003 05:20 AM

Vary your bets too. You'll eventually lose everything if you bet the same amount. Start with a certain number. If you lose bump the bet up by five. Eventually, you will win some of the loss back if you modestly increase per hand on loses.

Second, when winning do not be afraid to press your bet. The way you are really going to win at blackjack is to catch a good run where you are getting paid on high bets.

I find that when I play, I my profits are made usually from two shoes that I caught good runs on and was not afraid to double up on. Of course you will get burned for a stack or two during the run. As long as that same stack you lost produced a few wins it is okay to let it go.

Always... No matter what split 8's. Even if the dealer has a face card. I have never lost splitting 8's (meaning both hands). I always double down on 11's not matter what.

Double down, split, and have a betting system.

If you don't vary your bet, press when winning, double down, and split... You will lose your money slowly over the course of the night.

Why would I know about betting? I'm asian!

stocktrader23 12-18-2003 05:31 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Vary your bets too. You'll eventually lose everything if you bet the same amount. Start with a certain number. If you lose bump the bet up by five. Eventually, you will win some of the loss back if you modestly increase per hand on loses.

Second, when winning do not be afraid to press your bet. The way you are really going to win at blackjack is to catch a good run where you are getting paid on high bets.

I find that when I play, I my profits are made usually from two shoes that I caught good runs on and was not afraid to double up on. Of course you will get burned for a stack or two during the run. As long as that same stack you lost produced a few wins it is okay to let it go.

Always... No matter what split 8's. Even if the dealer has a face card. I have never lost splitting 8's (meaning both hands). I always double down on 11's not matter what.

Double down, split, and have a betting system.

If you don't vary your bet, press when winning, double down, and split... You will lose your money slowly over the course of the night.

Why would I know about betting? I'm asian!

There is more bullshit in this post than all the rest of GFY at the moment. :1orglaugh

GonePhishing 12-18-2003 05:44 AM

You think that that is bullshit? Why?

stocktrader23 12-18-2003 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
You think that that is bullshit? Why?
a) You start bumping your losses $5 a pop and see how fast you can drop thousands.

b) You've never lost on both hands splitting 8's? How many hands have you played 5?

c) You don't have to vary your bet to win. Not saying it's good or bad, but I've won consistenly betting the same damn amount every hand. While most people choose to press up, (and I do have a strategy for that) I prefer flat bets. If you win $5 and lose $10 what good does it do? It pops the odds so far out of your favor you are screwed unless you bet more and more every hand.

GonePhishing 12-18-2003 05:58 AM

Bumping by five in with a $20 bet in a set of 4 bets with one that you win is not going to lose thousands.

Many split 8 hands have I played. Many... I have never lost both. Not once.

If you don't vary your bet you are going to have a very slow grind all night until you are out of money. I'm not saying gamble in an insane up and down. I am saying if you don't bet more from time to time and hold on the same amount all night... You will eventually lose... Slowly but surely you will. The reason is they have a slight statistical advantage over you. If you don't get out ahead, and you bet the same... That statistical advantage they have will slowly tap you out.

But your response is understandable. I know many people that follow your school of thought. I am just posting what has worked for me. I'm not saying it will work for anyone else. Most of what I am saying goes by the same convention that strategy guides have too.

stocktrader23 12-18-2003 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Bumping by five in with a $20 bet in a set of 4 bets with one that you win is not going to lose thousands.

Many split 8 hands have I played. Many... I have never lost both. Not once.


I've lost more than 4 hands in a row many, many times. I've also lost both hands when splitting 8's many times.

By the way, we played damn near every day for 6 months in 2001 and walked out losing once. The "slow grind" didn't catch me.

GonePhishing 12-18-2003 06:06 AM

If you played every day in 2001 then you do in fact have much more experience and skill at the game. I am sure of that, so I will concede my my line of logic. You would definately know better than I would.

I have only played at the tables maybe 150 times in my life. Though, based on what I have experienced and watched. That is how I play. In that time I have come out losing on several occasions. The vast majority of the time I have won.

stocktrader23 12-18-2003 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
If you played every day in 2001 then you do in fact have much more experience and skill at the game. I am sure of that, so I will concede my my line of logic. You would definately know better than I would.

I have only played at the tables maybe 150 times in my life. Though, based on what I have experienced and watched. That is how I play. In that time I have come out losing on several occasions. The vast majority of the time I have won.

No, we played nearly every day for 6 months. Off and on after that. I've seen people press their bets and win but for a new player? I agree with you splitting 8's ever time, doubling on 11 etc. but I also know I've lost 15 hands in a row and there was nothing I could do. Pressing up can cost a fortune.

GonePhishing 12-18-2003 06:15 AM

15 hands in a row? God damn dude... That is rough! Yeah, the pressing thing can get pricey, so I should restate it with press if you are already ahead and can take a burn.

stocktrader23 12-18-2003 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
15 hands in a row? God damn dude... That is rough! Yeah, the pressing thing can get pricey, so I should restate it with press if you are already ahead and can take a burn.
Yes, I counted because I was in a tourney. I have a strategy I was playing with online and winning and I was going to use it for the tournament. Well, if you can't win 1 hand it doesn't work. :1orglaugh

GonePhishing 12-18-2003 06:21 AM

Lol... Yeah, I gues sometimes probability has strange pockets of luck with it. You play tournaments? I have always wanted to, but I'm never free when they are being offered around here

stocktrader23 12-18-2003 06:27 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Lol... Yeah, I gues sometimes probability has strange pockets of luck with it. You play tournaments? I have always wanted to, but I'm never free when they are being offered around here
Only twice. $20 can win $1000 or more.

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by bawdy
the treasury is like a second home to me... i like it there... pity the meet up is on the coast...
i know what you mean, hell i wouldnt be going if i didnt live in perth cause its right down the street you know :winkwink:

Ash@phpFX 12-18-2003 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Vary your bets too. You'll eventually lose everything if you bet the same amount. Start with a certain number. If you lose bump the bet up by five. Eventually, you will win some of the loss back if you modestly increase per hand on loses.

Second, when winning do not be afraid to press your bet. The way you are really going to win at blackjack is to catch a good run where you are getting paid on high bets.

I find that when I play, I my profits are made usually from two shoes that I caught good runs on and was not afraid to double up on. Of course you will get burned for a stack or two during the run. As long as that same stack you lost produced a few wins it is okay to let it go.

Always... No matter what split 8's. Even if the dealer has a face card. I have never lost splitting 8's (meaning both hands). I always double down on 11's not matter what.

Double down, split, and have a betting system.

If you don't vary your bet, press when winning, double down, and split... You will lose your money slowly over the course of the night.

Why would I know about betting? I'm asian!

assuming you are not counting:

you will eventually loose everything if you bet the same amount

TRUE, but, if you increase your bets, you will loose everything FASTER

splitting 8s is generally a good idea, in all the australian casinos you should always split 8s, but to say that you have never lost just means that you havent played many hands. also you should not double 11 against an ace.

you are right about needing a betting system, although using the one you described, is a big mistake. not only will you loose, but you will loose quickly, it just takes one bad run and you are stuffed. it also doent make sesne, because say you lost 10 hands in a row, starting at 5 and increasing 5 every time, your next bet would be $55 but you would have already lost $275. does this seem rediculous to you?

GonePhishing 12-18-2003 07:03 AM

No, but I never lost more than 8 hands in a row. Yes, I have had bad runs where that strategy had not worked. More times than not, winning a couple hands and catching a better run with that system has worked.

As I had posted earlier. That is what I do. I win most of the time. I am not a serious player. So, if you think that system is bad, then it probably is. No argument from me on the matter.


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