Lightspeed announces acquisitions - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 12-17-2003, 10:19 AM

I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world!

NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction, YnotMasters and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, LightspeedMasters and LightspeedFoto!

We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004!

Steve Lightspeed

TDF · 12-17-2003, 10:19 AM

here comes the army of sheepole...

LadyMischief · 12-17-2003, 10:20 AM

Bwahahhaha nice try, Steve :P

jimmy3way · 12-17-2003, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
here comes the army of sheepole...

Get out of here with your hateration.

Lightspeed rocks and they are taking over, just deal with it.

Rochard · 12-17-2003, 10:21 AM

Does this mean YNOT Bob is my new bitch?

SleazyDream · 12-17-2003, 10:21 AM

i guess lightspeed wasn't 'sleazy' enough.........

SeanE · 12-17-2003, 10:21 AM

Steve, about my raise...

TDF · 12-17-2003, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

Get out of here with your hateration.

Lightspeed rocks and they are taking over, just deal with it.

just anger, laid you must get

WiredGuy · 12-17-2003, 10:22 AM

WiredGuy · 12-17-2003, 10:22 AM

Now you can get all your hosting, traffic and processing in one place

WG

Sly_RJ · 12-17-2003, 10:22 AM

Rumor has it Steve has been talking with Bill Gates lately. LightSoft is in the not so distant future?

Eve · 12-17-2003, 10:22 AM

Hahaha...nice!

Since you are acquiring a bunch of stuff today, how about acquiring me as an employee?

Hank_Heartland · 12-17-2003, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world!

NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, and LightspeedFoto!

We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004!

Steve Lightspeed

Steve, You can have Mr. Skin.com tooo, make me a big offer

D-Money · 12-17-2003, 10:23 AM

Steve, don't forget about your live radio show today.

The LightspeedMoney Show at 1:00 pm pacific.

PersianKitty · 12-17-2003, 10:24 AM

I get it..

This is Steve's version of the 12 days of Xmas. ;)

RichC · 12-17-2003, 10:25 AM

the largest? what in terms of employees

Peaches · 12-17-2003, 10:25 AM

So now we know who got the reward money for the capture of Saddam.

Don't forget your new message board - LightspeedYourself!

SteveLightspeed · 12-17-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
I get it..

This is Steve's version of the 12 days of Xmas. ;)

Ding Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!

NBDesign · 12-17-2003, 10:26 AM

There goes the neighborhood.

buran · 12-17-2003, 10:29 AM

Sheesh, I was just getting use to working for YNOT... guess I'm now a wholly owned subsidiary of LightspeedMasters.

I heard lightspeed has also purchased the top level domain rights for .ls from the country of Lesotho http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/lt.html so that all these companies will be:

lightspeedmaster.ls
lightspeedfoto.ls
lightspeedbill.ls

b.

DarkJedi · 12-17-2003, 10:29 AM

Congrats Steve !! Good job

SteveLightspeed · 12-17-2003, 10:31 AM

Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

stocktrader23 · 12-17-2003, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

HAR!

TheEnforcer · 12-17-2003, 10:37 AM

Hahahah....

Well, guess our calendar moved all the way up to April 1st!! My how time flies!!

PersianKitty · 12-17-2003, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Ding Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!

Okieee.. what do I win??

Peaches · 12-17-2003, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty

Okieee.. what do I win??

Just pick a company, the house or the car.

angelsofporn · 12-17-2003, 10:43 AM

i am pleased to announce i have bought everything...please turn in your domains by the end of the day

PersianKitty · 12-17-2003, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches

Just pick a company, the house or the car.

ROFL! Somehow I knew that was coming.

SCOOTER · 12-17-2003, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

Yo Adrian · 12-17-2003, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money

NatNetMatt · 12-17-2003, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by SeanE
Steve, about my raise...

Yeah Steve, me too. And Sean and I should get motorcycles like all the other employees...

I look forward to moving LightspeedNet to Arizona (LBBV will love returning home!)

When can we all come over to your new house and drive the new car??

Matt

(LightspeedNet-New sig coming soon)

eldominik · 12-17-2003, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by buran
Sheesh, I was just getting use to working for YNOT... guess I'm now a wholly owned subsidiary of LightspeedMasters.

I heard lightspeed has also purchased the top level domain rights for .ls from the country of Lesotho http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/lt.html so that all these companies will be:

lightspeedmaster.ls
lightspeedfoto.ls
lightspeedbill.ls

b.

From the country info page:
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate:
31% (2001 est.)

Shit

TheGoldenChild · 12-17-2003, 11:33 AM

i'd like to be acquired today

JFK · 12-17-2003, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

You're Not pulling his chain are you ??

justsexxx · 12-17-2003, 11:44 AM

BradShaw · 12-17-2003, 11:46 AM

Steve, what kind of drugs are you using now? Hallucinogens?

Head · 12-17-2003, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eve
Hahaha...nice!

Since you are acquiring a bunch of stuff today, how about acquiring me as an employee?

Me to please!

PhotoGreggXXX · 12-17-2003, 11:53 AM

damn...steve rejected my offer to buy me out for $100
PhotoLightspeed.com would be cool

Fuck it...back to work

BradShaw · 12-17-2003, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

I actually believed you on the Ferrari. Figured it was Brad Shaw envy

Imagined you got a 30 year note, or 2nd mortgage. You pushed your luck on a house that costs more than you will ever see in your lifetime though.

RichC · 12-17-2003, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw

I actually believed you on the Ferrari. Figured it was Brad Shaw envy

Imagined you got a 30 year note, or 2nd mortgage. You pushed your luck on a house that costs more than you will ever see in your lifetime though.

It's in closing Brad, just ask JFK, he knows real estate

Ross · 12-17-2003, 12:01 PM

Right so hold the fuck on. Did you really buy a ferrarri? Don't lie about this shit man. Ferrarri's have feelings too and Karma is a bitch!

[Brian] · 12-17-2003, 12:09 PM

BAN Lightspeed!

Rochard · 12-17-2003, 12:43 PM

Let the truth be known!!!

Cindyff · 12-17-2003, 12:56 PM

Steve you are a legend in your own lunch time !

The Other Steve · 12-17-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Cindyff
Steve you are a legend in your own lunch time !

.... and his own lunchbox

ATL_Ryan · 12-17-2003, 01:07 PM

Can I share an office with Jordan?

ATL_Ryan · 12-17-2003, 01:07 PM

Please.

Kick Ass · 12-17-2003, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world!

NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction, YnotMasters and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, LightspeedMasters and LightspeedFoto!

We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004!

Steve Lightspeed

you must be fucking crazy

BradShaw · 12-17-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RichC

It's in closing Brad, just ask JFK, he knows real estate

JKF seems to know everythng when it comes to Steve. Like his little lap dog. I think he needs a new lap though, guess he is out of tricks to teach.

makefuckingmoney · 12-17-2003, 02:41 PM

Id work on the office first..

12-17-2003, 10:19 AM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Lightspeed announces acquisitions I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world! NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction, YnotMasters and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, LightspeedMasters and LightspeedFoto! We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 12-17-2003 at 10:22 AM..

12-17-2003, 10:19 AM	#2
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	here comes the army of sheepole... __________________ Sig heil

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Bwahahhaha nice try, Steve :P __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,022	Does this mean YNOT Bob is my new bitch? __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

12-17-2003, 10:21 AM	#6
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12-17-2003, 10:21 AM	#7
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12-17-2003, 10:22 AM	#9
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12-17-2003, 10:22 AM	#11
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12-17-2003, 10:22 AM	#12
Eve Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 805	Hahaha...nice! Since you are acquiring a bunch of stuff today, how about acquiring me as an employee?

12-17-2003, 10:23 AM	#14
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Steve, don't forget about your live radio show today. The LightspeedMoney Show at 1:00 pm pacific. __________________ Still Ballin'

12-17-2003, 10:24 AM	#15
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I get it.. This is Steve's version of the 12 days of Xmas. ;) __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

12-17-2003, 10:25 AM	#16
RichC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: by ocean Posts: 368	the largest? what in terms of employees __________________ I brought the flutes this time

12-17-2003, 10:25 AM	#17
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	So now we know who got the reward money for the capture of Saddam. Don't forget your new message board - LightspeedYourself!

12-17-2003, 10:26 AM	#19
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12-17-2003, 10:29 AM	#20
buran Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: how'd I get here? Posts: 264	Sheesh, I was just getting use to working for YNOT... guess I'm now a wholly owned subsidiary of LightspeedMasters. I heard lightspeed has also purchased the top level domain rights for .ls from the country of Lesotho http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/lt.html so that all these companies will be: lightspeedmaster.ls lightspeedfoto.ls lightspeedbill.ls b. __________________ [this signature intentionally left blank]

12-17-2003, 10:29 AM	#21
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Congrats Steve !! Good job

12-17-2003, 10:31 AM	#22
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true.... __________________ Abra-cadabra!

12-17-2003, 10:37 AM	#24
TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	Hahahah.... Well, guess our calendar moved all the way up to April 1st!! My how time flies!! __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

12-17-2003, 10:43 AM	#27
angelsofporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 3,218	i am pleased to announce i have bought everything...please turn in your domains by the end of the day

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TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	i'd like to be acquired today __________________

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12-17-2003, 11:46 AM	#36
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12-17-2003, 12:01 PM	#41
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Right so hold the fuck on. Did you really buy a ferrarri? Don't lie about this shit man. Ferrarri's have feelings too and Karma is a bitch!

12-17-2003, 12:09 PM	#42
[Brian] Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 1,523	BAN Lightspeed! __________________ HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program ICQ: 391113064

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,022	Let the truth be known!!! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Cindyff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,187	Steve you are a legend in your own lunch time !

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ATL_Ryan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,519	Can I share an office with Jordan?

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