Lightspeed announces acquisitions
 

I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world!

NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction, YnotMasters and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, LightspeedMasters and LightspeedFoto!

We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004!

Steve Lightspeed

here comes the army of sheepole...

Bwahahhaha nice try, Steve :P

Get out of here with your hateration.

Lightspeed rocks and they are taking over, just deal with it.

Does this mean YNOT Bob is my new bitch?

i guess lightspeed wasn't 'sleazy' enough.........

Steve, about my raise...

just anger, laid you must get

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now you can get all your hosting, traffic and processing in one place :)

WG

Rumor has it Steve has been talking with Bill Gates lately. LightSoft is in the not so distant future?

Hahaha...nice!

Since you are acquiring a bunch of stuff today, how about acquiring me as an employee?

Steve, You can have Mr. Skin.com tooo, make me a big offer

Steve, don't forget about your live radio show today.

The LightspeedMoney Show at 1:00 pm pacific.

I get it..

This is Steve's version of the 12 days of Xmas. ;)

the largest? what in terms of employees :1orglaugh

So now we know who got the reward money for the capture of Saddam. :thumbsup

Don't forget your new message board - LightspeedYourself! :winkwink:

Ding Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner! :thumbsup

There goes the neighborhood. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sheesh, I was just getting use to working for YNOT... guess I'm now a wholly owned subsidiary of LightspeedMasters.

I heard lightspeed has also purchased the top level domain rights for .ls from the country of Lesotho http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/lt.html so that all these companies will be:

lightspeedmaster.ls
lightspeedfoto.ls
lightspeedbill.ls

b.

Congrats Steve !! Good job :glugglug

Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

:1orglaugh

HAR! :1orglaugh

Hahahah....

Well, guess our calendar moved all the way up to April 1st!! My how time flies!! :1orglaugh

Okieee.. what do I win?? :Graucho

Just pick a company, the house or the car. :thumbsup

i am pleased to announce i have bought everything...please turn in your domains by the end of the day

ROFL! Somehow I knew that was coming.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah Steve, me too. And Sean and I should get motorcycles like all the other employees...

I look forward to moving LightspeedNet to Arizona (LBBV will love returning home!)

When can we all come over to your new house and drive the new car??

Matt


(LightspeedNet-New sig coming soon)

From the country info page:
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate:
31% (2001 est.)

Shit :warning

i'd like to be acquired today

You're Not pulling his chain are you ??:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Steve, what kind of drugs are you using now? Hallucinogens?

Me to please!

damn...steve rejected my offer to buy me out for $100
PhotoLightspeed.com would be cool :)

Fuck it...back to work

I actually believed you on the Ferrari. Figured it was Brad Shaw envy

Imagined you got a 30 year note, or 2nd mortgage. You pushed your luck on a house that costs more than you will ever see in your lifetime though.

It's in closing Brad, just ask JFK, he knows real estate :1orglaugh

Right so hold the fuck on. Did you really buy a ferrarri? Don't lie about this shit man. Ferrarri's have feelings too and Karma is a bitch!

BAN Lightspeed! :mad:

Steve you are a legend in your own lunch time !:1orglaugh

.... and his own lunchbox :Graucho

Can I share an office with Jordan?

Please.

you must be fucking crazy

JKF seems to know everythng when it comes to Steve. Like his little lap dog. I think he needs a new lap though, guess he is out of tricks to teach.

Id work on the office first..