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Old 12-16-2003, 01:07 PM   #1
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My fucking Wife bought me a fucking........

God Damn Santa Claus suit

and expects
me to wear it on the street corner and wave
to fucking people in front of our new restaurant.

Homey don't play that ...

What the fuck was she thinking ?


Jesus..
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:11 PM   #2
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the fucking funniest thing I have heard today
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:12 PM   #3
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the fucking funniest thing I have heard today
...so far.
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:12 PM   #4
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:13 PM   #5
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lol...come on, that could be fun...lol
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:13 PM   #6
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Wonder if I can get a MILF mom to give me a BJ ?

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Old 12-16-2003, 01:14 PM   #7
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:14 PM   #8
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I think you will look good in a Santa suit Joel...
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:16 PM   #9
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pay some putz to do it in lieu
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:18 PM   #10
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Yeah, like my wife..lol

I just want the hotties to wave back to me.
Imagine, a dirty ass pervert like me waving to
people.
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:26 PM   #11
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at least you'll have a beard on so that ppl won't know it's u!!!
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:34 PM   #12
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Haha, make her wear the Ms Claus outfit, but the kind with crotchless panties, then we'll see if they still wants you to wear the suit
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:38 PM   #13
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Here Santa Santa Santa

he he he
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:40 PM   #14
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Pics ??
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:40 PM   #15
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:43 PM   #16
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You BETTER get pics of that!!!!
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:43 PM   #17
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:53 PM   #18
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Hows this Santa
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:57 PM   #19
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God Damn Santa Claus suit

and expects
me to wear it on the street corner and wave
to fucking people in front of our new restaurant.

Homey don't play that ...

What the fuck was she thinking ?


Jesus..
Come on man it will be fun
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Old 12-16-2003, 02:08 PM   #20
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Old 12-16-2003, 03:30 PM   #21
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at least it will keep you warm. put a bucket out there too and you may come off some loot!
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Old 12-16-2003, 03:32 PM   #22
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Come to think of it, you would make a good santa..

When I met you that night at the stripbar in Florida years ago, santa was the first thing that came to mind...

Your wife is right...


BE sure to take pictures!!

(and no way in hell im getting in a santa suit of our resturant)
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