My fucking Wife bought me a fucking........
 

God Damn Santa Claus suit

and expects
me to wear it on the street corner and wave
to fucking people in front of our new restaurant.

Homey don't play that ...:winkwink:

What the fuck was she thinking ?


Jesus.. :1orglaugh

the fucking funniest thing I have heard today

...so far. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good luck man, watch for the kids that will kick your ass!!

jDoG

lol...come on, that could be fun...lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wonder if I can get a MILF mom to give me a BJ ?

:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think you will look good in a Santa suit Joel... :Graucho

pay some putz to do it in lieu

Yeah, like my wife..lol

I just want the hotties to wave back to me.
Imagine, a dirty ass pervert like me waving to
people.

at least you'll have a beard on so that ppl won't know it's u!!!:1orglaugh

Haha, make her wear the Ms Claus outfit, but the kind with crotchless panties, then we'll see if they still wants you to wear the suit

http://www.steffiecam.com/images/graphics/index1.jpg

Here Santa Santa Santa

he he he

Pics ?? :Graucho

santa=satan

You BETTER get pics of that!!!!

post some pics :1orglaugh

http://www.elitewebcash.com/scotty/DSC00150.JPG



Hows this Santa

Come on man it will be fun :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

$10 bucks say you'll end up doig it! :1orglaugh

at least it will keep you warm. put a bucket out there too and you may come off some loot!

Come to think of it, you would make a good santa..

When I met you that night at the stripbar in Florida years ago, santa was the first thing that came to mind...

Your wife is right...


BE sure to take pictures!!

(and no way in hell im getting in a santa suit of our resturant)