Competition! MMS software from Mansion Productions - Price worth $3,995 ! ! ! - Page 4 - GoFuckYourself.com

trafficbuyer · 12-19-2003, 01:40 PM

Hindsight wins this easily, his text is f*cking awesome....he used his words great and you can see he researched their site...

thanks...

--mel

RogerV · 12-19-2003, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicyjew
I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

LOL Now I'm pissed Paul you were suppose to dress up as a girl for my banner as one of the queens of the industry and now I see why you have been cheating on me and what you've been up to.

Oystein your one lucky guy to have a whore like Paul. what did you have to do for this besides give away such a sweet deal.

MPA2 and Paul deserve eachother

juicyjew · 12-19-2003, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie

I think he just called you a Facts of Life girl, and you laughed it off -- what a good sport! I almost feel bad about winning!

tootie · 12-19-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicyjew

I think he just called you a Facts of Life girl, and you laughed it off -- what a good sport! I almost feel bad about winning!

Uhhh... where do you think I got my nick from?

PeerPatrick · 12-19-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Check this out, you muthafuckas know what time it is
I don't even know why I'm even on this page
ya'll nigguz ain't even on my level
I'ma let my little homies ride on you
bitch made-ass wanna-be scripters -- deal with it!!

...in English please.

Ice · 12-19-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight

Okay

Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
From Mansion Productions
There's mad script constructions
Slick intructions
Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
So fuck reductions
Hit em with dialers and cheques too
This text's true
Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
60% recurring and thats unconditionals
And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...

Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

We have a winner folks... this gets my vote

Brad Xtremepay · 12-19-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight

Okay

Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
From Mansion Productions
There's mad script constructions
Slick intructions
Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
So fuck reductions
Hit em with dialers and cheques too
This text's true
Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
60% recurring and thats unconditionals
And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...

Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

The best - by far

juicyjew · 12-19-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RogerV

LOL Now I'm pissed Paul you were suppose to dress up as a girl for my banner as one of the queens of the industry and now I see why you have been cheating on me and what you've been up to.

Oystein your one lucky guy to have a whore like Paul. what did you have to do for this besides give away such a sweet deal.

MPA2 and Paul deserve eachother

Roger, my camera disappeared when I was supposed to get those pics for you. I found the camera, and I've still got the miniskirt ready if you need a pic. Although, between your pics and this, people might begin to wonder about me.

Eh, fuck 'em.

juicyjew · 12-19-2003, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie

Uhhh... where do you think I got my nick from?

http://www.tootieandfrootie.com/

?

tootie · 12-19-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicyjew

http://www.tootieandfrootie.com/

?

Hmm.. nope!

I like Tootie Ramsey. She roller skates

I love the 80's! (Strikes Back)

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 01:51 PM

*nervously waiting*

Man I need this MMS shit soooooo fucking badly.... just wish some of the peeps above were the judges..

GrimShawn · 12-19-2003, 01:55 PM

hindsite is the best, that dude will be a legend one day!

PeerPatrick · 12-19-2003, 02:02 PM

I want the prize cause it's so grand.
One fish, two fish, in bush and hand.
Some said it's for shaving with it but that's just not true.
The mold on those folks brains must be furry and blue.
I like Oystein as a person, he's a fabulous intellectual.
The gay world would coo if he ever went homosexual.
Because Oystein is the man, unlike so much Industry rot.
And besides that, his wife is so F###ing hot.
We've "networked" till late, well into the night.
And when the pussy's passout we're up doing it right.
We drink and I smoke and we talk lots of shit.
BS or not the words are always legit.
Their truth rings clear like shiny silver bells.
I'm sure going to miss him when I'm relaxing in Hell.

So come one, come all and hail the man, you all can kiss his ass.
But I'm his bigggest fan.

SiMpLe · 12-19-2003, 02:16 PM

and the winner is.................?

sweetums · 12-19-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicyjew
I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

It?s true. When I say I?m gay for MPA2, I don?t mean it in the usual oh-dude-I?m-so-overly-excited-about-this-random-thing-that-I-must-gesticulate-flamboyantly sense of the word; no, I mean if MPA2 had a penis, I would forgo a lifetime of ardent heterosexuality and allow said penis to stir my backdoor brownie mix.

I recall my first meeting with MPA2, when Oystein introduced us in Vegas almost two years ago. We were both fairly new to the industry at the time ? a pair of fresh-faced, young innovators looking to shake up the Jizz Biz and leave our own distinctive, mushroom-shaped impressions on the collective cheek of the industry. MPA2 told me how it dreamt of being the world?s most popular sponsor automation package, with features like cascading processors, multiple programs, and even built-in anti-cheating systems ? at a price within anyone?s reach. I told it I had a dream once where my own boogers revolted against my face ? from the inside.

MPA2 listened patiently while I regaled it with tales of the brutal, snot-soaked coup d'etat, and even half-smirked when I used the phrase ?mutinous mucus?. At this point, I realized MPA2 and CJbucks were destined to walk the fields of adult website sponsor-dom together -- who am I to argue with kismet?

We began slowly. I moved MPA2 from LA and set it up in a swanky server at National Net. Not wanting to overburden the new software, I started with only a few sites and one revenue-sharing program on CJbucks, but MPA2?s capacity for heavy loads soon became apparent. It wasn?t satisfied with only a few hundred members ? it wanted MORE members, LONG-LASTING members; it wanted members buried DEEP within my vast network of sites. MPA2 put more strange, new members in my greasy hands than a Turkish bathhouse.

But my affair with MPA has also been a boon for the webmasters of CJbucks too. Because MPA2 takes the complexity out of managing a sponsor program, I have time to keep webmasters and publishers happy with new tools with which to generate revenue for themselves. It allows me to diddle my paysites constantly, so the webmasters can keep pumping out oodles of delicious sign-ups. I don?t use the term ?oodles? lightly. In fact, here in Atlanta, Georgia, I reckon a man would get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him for using that word, but I use it proudly -- that?s just how gay I am for MPA2.

Like any relationship though, ours was not without its problems. Functionalities needed customizing and specific components required integrating, but whenever the road got bumpy or MPA2 and I became frustrated with each other, Oystein set down his horned helmet and goblet of lamb?s blood to mend our troubled love. It?s strange, really, that a Norwegian Viking would find time between marauding and pillaging to provide topnotch customer service to his clients, but then, I would expect nothing less from Mansion Productions.

And, apparently, I?m not the only one who expects great things from them. I thought I was special, and, like a fool, I believed what MPA2 and CJbucks had together was unique. I was horribly wrong. It seems MPA2 has been providing the same quality automation services for dozens of other companies -- Tramp! Hussy!

I suppose we?ll have to keep working together on a professional level. I?ll swallow my pride, and take it like a man -- just not the same way as before.

Of course, I?ve heard MPA2?s cousin, MMS is, like, a total hottie. The following picture goes out to MMS ? I can?t wait to see how you manage my member area, big boy.

OK.....it's either the sleep deprivation of Paul's getting funnier and funnier! Hands down THE winner in my opinion....

I always knew you were gay

*hugs*

Just Mike · 12-19-2003, 02:50 PM

WOW... Guys, this is Oystein writing from Mike at Sexentertain's computer. I am at a meeting here with him.

This looks AMAZING and all I have to do now is to read over it all and pronounce a winner. This will all happen within the next 3 hours or so. Have to fight some LA traffic first....

SWEEET!!!!!!

I do have two favorites so far, that much I can say!

PS. Seriously - this is Oystein

HollywoodChris · 12-19-2003, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicyjew
I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

It?s true. When I say I?m gay for MPA2, I don?t mean it in the usual oh-dude-I?m-so-overly-excited-about-this-random-thing-that-I-must-gesticulate-flamboyantly sense of the word; no, I mean if MPA2 had a penis, I would forgo a lifetime of ardent heterosexuality and allow said penis to stir my backdoor brownie mix.

I recall my first meeting with MPA2, when Oystein introduced us in Vegas almost two years ago. We were both fairly new to the industry at the time ? a pair of fresh-faced, young innovators looking to shake up the Jizz Biz and leave our own distinctive, mushroom-shaped impressions on the collective cheek of the industry. MPA2 told me how it dreamt of being the world?s most popular sponsor automation package, with features like cascading processors, multiple programs, and even built-in anti-cheating systems ? at a price within anyone?s reach. I told it I had a dream once where my own boogers revolted against my face ? from the inside.

MPA2 listened patiently while I regaled it with tales of the brutal, snot-soaked coup d'etat, and even half-smirked when I used the phrase ?mutinous mucus?. At this point, I realized MPA2 and CJbucks were destined to walk the fields of adult website sponsor-dom together -- who am I to argue with kismet?

We began slowly. I moved MPA2 from LA and set it up in a swanky server at National Net. Not wanting to overburden the new software, I started with only a few sites and one revenue-sharing program on CJbucks, but MPA2?s capacity for heavy loads soon became apparent. It wasn?t satisfied with only a few hundred members ? it wanted MORE members, LONG-LASTING members; it wanted members buried DEEP within my vast network of sites. MPA2 put more strange, new members in my greasy hands than a Turkish bathhouse.

But my affair with MPA has also been a boon for the webmasters of CJbucks too. Because MPA2 takes the complexity out of managing a sponsor program, I have time to keep webmasters and publishers happy with new tools with which to generate revenue for themselves. It allows me to diddle my paysites constantly, so the webmasters can keep pumping out oodles of delicious sign-ups. I don?t use the term ?oodles? lightly. In fact, here in Atlanta, Georgia, I reckon a man would get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him for using that word, but I use it proudly -- that?s just how gay I am for MPA2.

Like any relationship though, ours was not without its problems. Functionalities needed customizing and specific components required integrating, but whenever the road got bumpy or MPA2 and I became frustrated with each other, Oystein set down his horned helmet and goblet of lamb?s blood to mend our troubled love. It?s strange, really, that a Norwegian Viking would find time between marauding and pillaging to provide topnotch customer service to his clients, but then, I would expect nothing less from Mansion Productions.

And, apparently, I?m not the only one who expects great things from them. I thought I was special, and, like a fool, I believed what MPA2 and CJbucks had together was unique. I was horribly wrong. It seems MPA2 has been providing the same quality automation services for dozens of other companies -- Tramp! Hussy!

I suppose we?ll have to keep working together on a professional level. I?ll swallow my pride, and take it like a man -- just not the same way as before.

Of course, I?ve heard MPA2?s cousin, MMS is, like, a total hottie. The following picture goes out to MMS ? I can?t wait to see how you manage my member area, big boy.

I must say...
Goddamn brutha... You Deep!...
Let me know what you think about the system... haha!

- AFN - · 12-19-2003, 03:15 PM

This is THE ABSOLUTE WINNER -- hits the major objectives of Mansion productions -- describes the product clearly, describes the potential benefits, SELLS without hype.

Winner!

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight

Okay

Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
From Mansion Productions
There's mad script constructions
Slick intructions
Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
So fuck reductions
Hit em with dialers and cheques too
This text's true
Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
60% recurring and thats unconditionals
And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...

Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

Tala · 12-19-2003, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
MPA2 is the sexiest affiliate software on the planet. I want to lay down in a feather bed with it, surrounded by the soft, golden glow of candle light and make sweet love to it all night long. I want to shower MPA2 with kisses so tender and so gentle that MPA2 will think it's being kissed by the ruby red lips of God's very own angels. I want to marry MPA2 and have it's children and live together in peace and harmony for the rest of our natural lives and for all eternity. MPA2 is the unequivocal, undeniable, unmistakable leader in affiliate software and I promise to love, honor and cherish it for as long as we both shall live. I do.

There is absolutely nothing comparable to this. Give tootie the prize.

dammit, now I wanna go get laid.

jimthefiend · 12-19-2003, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight

Okay

Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
From Mansion Productions
There's mad script constructions
Slick intructions
Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
So fuck reductions
Hit em with dialers and cheques too
This text's true
Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
60% recurring and thats unconditionals
And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...

Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

tootie · 12-19-2003, 03:50 PM

I've got to head out for a little while, I'll be back later.

Lots of luck, everyone! There have been some fantastic posts!

OY · 12-19-2003, 03:57 PM

OK. Just got back from fighting LA traffic on a Friday afternoon.

Time to announce a winner!!!

Just need to read it all over again, and let Garry have ONE word in, then this is a wrap!

1/2 hour or so max...

Keep checking this thread, partytime is about to start for one smart GFYer!!!

amacontent · 12-19-2003, 04:07 PM

Hindsight is the clear winner here, not only is his text descriptive but the way he plays with the words is fucking great.. my vote would definatelygo to Hindsight"

maxjohan · 12-19-2003, 04:12 PM

It's the final countdown... da da da ..

Of course I didn't mean poison brotha..now can I get the prize plz?

SinisterStudios · 12-19-2003, 04:27 PM

We did the demo of MMS and i have to say we were very impressed, MMS looks as sweet as Jenna Jamesons pussy must taste, Id give my first born for either, but unforntunetly i cant afford either

I dont know you guys but hopefully get to meet in Vegas. All i can say is you guys are the shit for making such a great proggie.It is the best i have seen so far on the market, and the sexy voice you have narrating the demo could sell me ice in alaska.

Sinister Studios

Quote:

"Thinking is the hardest work there is, that's why so FEW people engage in it." Henry Ford

OY · 12-19-2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
Competition! MMS software from Mansion Productions - Price worth $3,995 ! ! ! (Lensman approved)

This is a very stupid competition with a very serious price!

MMS - Member Management System from the creators of MPA2!

To win you will have to be the one person/company that says the best, sexiest, loveliest thing about one of the following:

1. Mansion Productions

2. Any of our products:
MMS , MPA2 , HostMansion , MoneyMansion , DesignMansion , or maybe ContentMansion .

3. Oystein

4. Garry

You say the best thing, you win the price!!!

Competition is officially over in exactly 3 days from start.

PS. I am judge and executioner (no matter what Garry will try to say, so a hint is to praise me more than anything....)

Have at it and may the smartest GFY'er win!

and of course, in the spirit of GFY

So here we are, at the end of a totally funny competition with a very serious price!!!

And the verdict is as follows (you are allowed to post your comments about the verdict... )

It was a very very very tight fight for first place. The three top contenders narrowed down to:

TOOTIE, JUICYJEW and HINDSIGHT!

Now who will it be?????

More to follow... in 2 minutes...

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 05:17 PM

for fucks sake man!!

LMAO

ATL_Ryan · 12-19-2003, 05:29 PM

It's been more than 2 minutes. I'm sure the Juicy Jew will win though.

Bambi911xx · 12-19-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
It's been more than 2 minutes. I'm sure the Juicy Jew will win though.

I agree there !!

garry · 12-19-2003, 05:35 PM

Everyone !

While Oystein is writing the final message about who is the lucky winner I just wanted to thank everyone that have posted their sincerely thoughts about us and Mansion Productions services. And what even amazed me the most was that everyone said only true things about us and our products ;)

But seriously. Some of these posts made my eye wet. You guys are good !! All of you ! So from the bottom of my hart, thanks a million. I just wish I could afford to give you all a free version of the MMMS system.

See you all in Vegas. Stop buy our booth ( BOOTH #123 ) and check out my bad Norwegian accent !!!

Bambi911xx · 12-19-2003, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by garry
So from the bottom of my hart, thanks a million.

What's a hart?

(giggles)

garry · 12-19-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bambi911xx

What's a hart?

(giggles)

heheeh I told you about my accent

Heart then,, now happy ?

Ice · 12-19-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by garry
Everyone !

While Oystein is writing the final message about who is the lucky winner

Holy fuck.... how long does it take to write...

And the winner is________

Tala · 12-19-2003, 05:46 PM

Come on! Give three away, one to each! Or give the big one away and two smaller prizes. It's the Holiday Season.

Brujah · 12-19-2003, 05:46 PM

The winner is:
Brujah!

Thank you thank you. I'd like to thank 2pac for providing the inspiration for a script battle. I'd like to thank all the other management script authors for being such good sports about it.

Oh, and THANKS TO ALL THE FANS in the nosebleed section!

SiMpLe · 12-19-2003, 05:46 PM

TOOTIE, JUICYJEW and HINDSIGHT!

DAMN IT!

Good luck guys!

OY · 12-19-2003, 05:46 PM

The winner of this MMMS (Mansion Member Management System) competition is................................................ .....

JUICYJEW!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BRAND NEW AND FREE MMMS!!!

Your writing is beyond spectacular and we felt very very flattered about everything you had to say. And the picture you included gave us tears in our eyes...

But wait, there is more!!!!

We want to give something out to the runner up in the competition too. You were SOOOOO CLOSE, but since we only could have one winner?.

HINDSIGHT ? If you want it, of course, we will give you $3,000 off your purchase of MMMS. So instead of $3,995 ? YOU will only be charged $1K. It is up to you, but we think that is a pretty good deal.

And then there is Tootie??..

What to do, what to do???..

TOOTIE ? How would you like a FREE COPY of MPA2 RENT VERSION!?!?!?! (only have to cover the monthly rent fees?.)

YOU DESERVE IT!!! And not to mention, it is XMAS!

I loooove being SANTA - - - Ho ho ho!!!

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!

SiMpLe · 12-19-2003, 05:48 PM

Nice spread Oy! (I mean Santa Oy)

Bambi911xx · 12-19-2003, 05:54 PM

Thanks for then fun!

Bambi911xx · 12-19-2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by garry

heheeh I told you about my accent Heart then,, now happy ?

Oh heart! Yeah I have one of those to! ;-)

Always happy thanks!

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 05:58 PM

Doh!

Congrats JuicyJew.

Yeah erm.. thanks for the offer of the discount but fuck my pride I'll tell you straight I don't have a spare $1k right now..

Dunno, maybe if you could postpone this offer, that'd be ace... if not.. tough shit for me I guess.

ATL_Ryan · 12-19-2003, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
It's been more than 2 minutes. I'm sure the Juicy Jew will win though.

Can I say....I told you so!

BrentD · 12-19-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
TOOTIE ? How would you like a FREE COPY of MPA2 RENT VERSION!?!?!?! (only have to cover the monthly rent fees?.)

YOU DESERVE IT!!! And not to mention, it is XMAS

[/B]

Congrats Tootie, thanks Oystein for including the top 3 with prizes, great contest btw

Bambi911xx · 12-19-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJ_Ryan

Can I say....I told you so!

Yeah that was priceless! ;-)

Tala · 12-19-2003, 06:02 PM

Congrats everyone!!

OY · 12-19-2003, 06:10 PM

I also want to thank Lensman for letting us have this insanely stupid, but fun, competition on his board.

Thanks Lens!

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 06:21 PM

Just wanna thank Oystein for confirming I can postpone this offer until whenever.

WOOT WOOT I'm happy now

Fucking Christmas and bad judgement has crippled me recently. But fuck it I'm happy with a $3k discount fuck yeah I am!

SomeCreep · 12-19-2003, 06:22 PM

200 kind words

OY · 12-19-2003, 07:12 PM

What the heck could I say to this one???

Nothing........

12-19-2003, 01:33 PM	#151
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12-19-2003, 01:40 PM	#152
trafficbuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: USA Posts: 104	Hindsight wins this easily, his text is fcking awesome....he used his words great and you can see he researched their site... thanks... --mel __________________ ICQ 160887469 Last edited by trafficbuyer; 12-19-2003 at 01:43 PM..*

12-19-2003, 02:02 PM	#164
PeerPatrick Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: www Posts: 444	I want the prize cause it's so grand. One fish, two fish, in bush and hand. Some said it's for shaving with it but that's just not true. The mold on those folks brains must be furry and blue. I like Oystein as a person, he's a fabulous intellectual. The gay world would coo if he ever went homosexual. Because Oystein is the man, unlike so much Industry rot. And besides that, his wife is so F###ing hot. We've "networked" till late, well into the night. And when the pussy's passout we're up doing it right. We drink and I smoke and we talk lots of shit. BS or not the words are always legit. Their truth rings clear like shiny silver bells. I'm sure going to miss him when I'm relaxing in Hell. So come one, come all and hail the man, you all can kiss his ass. But I'm his bigggest fan. __________________ PeerPatrick ICQ#150599121 www.buydrm.com

12-19-2003, 02:16 PM	#165
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	and the winner is.................? __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

12-19-2003, 02:50 PM	#167
Just Mike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a land FAR FAR away Posts: 3,726	WOW... Guys, this is Oystein writing from Mike at Sexentertain's computer. I am at a meeting here with him. This looks AMAZING and all I have to do now is to read over it all and pronounce a winner. This will all happen within the next 3 hours or so. Have to fight some LA traffic first.... SWEEET!!!!!! I do have two favorites so far, that much I can say! PS. Seriously - this is Oystein __________________ EMAIL: [email protected] / ICQ: 56205262 AWEMPIRE

12-19-2003, 01:51 PM	#162
Hindsight Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Perugia, Italy - Often in Exeter, England Posts: 815	nervously waiting Man I need this MMS shit soooooo fucking badly.... just wish some of the peeps above were the judges..

12-19-2003, 01:55 PM	#163
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	hindsite is the best, that dude will be a legend one day!

12-19-2003, 03:50 PM	#172
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	I've got to head out for a little while, I'll be back later. Lots of luck, everyone! There have been some fantastic posts! __________________

12-19-2003, 03:57 PM	#173
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	OK. Just got back from fighting LA traffic on a Friday afternoon. Time to announce a winner!!! Just need to read it all over again, and let Garry have ONE word in, then this is a wrap! 1/2 hour or so max... Keep checking this thread, partytime is about to start for one smart GFYer!!! __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

12-19-2003, 04:07 PM	#174
amacontent STANLEY CUP CHAMPION ! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,877	Hindsight is the clear winner here, not only is his text descriptive but the way he plays with the words is fucking great.. my vote would definatelygo to Hindsight" __________________ Joe Loughlin [email protected] TEAM- joeloughlin. Telegram - AMA_JOE https://www.amaproduction.com

12-19-2003, 04:12 PM	#175
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	It's the final countdown... da da da .. Of course I didn't mean poison brotha..now can I get the prize plz? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

12-19-2003, 05:17 PM	#178
Hindsight Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Perugia, Italy - Often in Exeter, England Posts: 815	for fucks sake man!! LMAO

12-19-2003, 05:29 PM	#179
ATL_Ryan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,519	It's been more than 2 minutes. I'm sure the Juicy Jew will win though.

12-19-2003, 05:35 PM	#181
garry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 680	Everyone ! While Oystein is writing the final message about who is the lucky winner I just wanted to thank everyone that have posted their sincerely thoughts about us and Mansion Productions services. And what even amazed me the most was that everyone said only true things about us and our products ;) But seriously. Some of these posts made my eye wet. You guys are good !! All of you ! So from the bottom of my hart, thanks a million. I just wish I could afford to give you all a free version of the MMMS system. See you all in Vegas. Stop buy our booth ( BOOTH #123 ) and check out my bad Norwegian accent !!! __________________ The Creator Of THE STANDARD* *in Affiliate Program Software - We make affiliates and program owners more money! MPA3® – Anything Else Is A Replica Choose between our impressive lineup of software's: MPA3® PRO - MPA3® ENTERPRISE - MPA3® Standard -MAS® CMS - and topping it off with amazing DESIGN, Consulting and Webmaster Services! "Your Mansion of Opportunities!" Around since 1997 and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" to the industry. MPA3® V5 - The most intuitive Affiliate Program Software ever made - MPA3® V5 – Anything Else Is A Replica

12-19-2003, 05:46 PM	#185
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Come on! Give three away, one to each! Or give the big one away and two smaller prizes. It's the Holiday Season. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

12-19-2003, 05:46 PM	#186
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	The winner is: Brujah! Thank you thank you. I'd like to thank 2pac for providing the inspiration for a script battle. I'd like to thank all the other management script authors for being such good sports about it. Oh, and THANKS TO ALL THE FANS in the nosebleed section! __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

12-19-2003, 05:46 PM	#187
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	TOOTIE, JUICYJEW and HINDSIGHT! DAMN IT! Good luck guys! __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

12-19-2003, 05:46 PM	#188
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	The winner of this MMMS (Mansion Member Management System) competition is................................................ ..... JUICYJEW!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BRAND NEW AND FREE MMMS!!! Your writing is beyond spectacular and we felt very very flattered about everything you had to say. And the picture you included gave us tears in our eyes... But wait, there is more!!!! We want to give something out to the runner up in the competition too. You were SOOOOO CLOSE, but since we only could have one winner?. HINDSIGHT ? If you want it, of course, we will give you $3,000 off your purchase of MMMS. So instead of $3,995 ? YOU will only be charged $1K. It is up to you, but we think that is a pretty good deal. And then there is Tootie??.. What to do, what to do???.. TOOTIE ? How would you like a FREE COPY of MPA2 RENT VERSION!?!?!?! (only have to cover the monthly rent fees?.) YOU DESERVE IT!!! And not to mention, it is XMAS! I loooove being SANTA - - - Ho ho ho!!! MERRY XMAS EVERYONE! __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

12-19-2003, 05:48 PM	#189
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	Nice spread Oy! (I mean Santa Oy) __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

12-19-2003, 05:54 PM	#190
Bambi911xx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: upstate ny Posts: 157	Thanks for then fun!

12-19-2003, 05:58 PM	#192
Hindsight Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Perugia, Italy - Often in Exeter, England Posts: 815	Doh! Congrats JuicyJew. Yeah erm.. thanks for the offer of the discount but fuck my pride I'll tell you straight I don't have a spare $1k right now.. Dunno, maybe if you could postpone this offer, that'd be ace... if not.. tough shit for me I guess.

12-19-2003, 06:02 PM	#196
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Congrats everyone!! __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

12-19-2003, 06:10 PM	#197
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	I also want to thank Lensman for letting us have this insanely stupid, but fun, competition on his board. Thanks Lens! __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

12-19-2003, 06:21 PM	#198
Hindsight Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Perugia, Italy - Often in Exeter, England Posts: 815	Just wanna thank Oystein for confirming I can postpone this offer until whenever. WOOT WOOT I'm happy now Fucking Christmas and bad judgement has crippled me recently. But fuck it I'm happy with a $3k discount fuck yeah I am!

12-19-2003, 06:22 PM	#199
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	200 kind words __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

12-19-2003, 07:12 PM	#200
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	What the heck could I say to this one??? Nothing........ __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!