DAMN!!!!!!! LOTS OF GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am out the door for a few hours, hence the lack of personal response, but DAMN this was GREAT stuff! Tootie! :thumbsup :thumbsup And so go for the rappers and dear poets!

:) :) :)

KEEEEP THEM COMING!!!!!

I poop my pants

Twas a week before Christmas, and on GFY,
A contest was running, the deadline was nigh.

I sat with my laptop and a warm cup of tea,
And pondered my entry, oh what should it be?

A poem, a story, a picture, or what?
I must be a winner, so it has to be hot!

I thought and I though as I shivered with fear,
Oh what if I lose? Oh no and oh dear!

I can't let that happen, I just cannot lose,
Because if I do it will give me the blues!

It's Christmas, I'm happy, and so I must win!
I'll just keep on trying, I will not give in!

I dream of this software, and so here I write,
This poem of love on this holiday night.

MMS is the greatest, of that there's no doubt,
It can update my paysite whenever I'm out!

It can thumbnail my pictures and it's easy to use,
What more could I ask for, what else would I choose?

With one simple interface it can allow me to do,
What those other programs can't do with seventy-two!

With the top 10 list and automated feedback,
It helps me to know what my galleries lack.

I dream of less chargebacks, and more rebills, too,
And I know that this is what MMS can do!

So I toil and I ponder, I work and I write,
To win this dear software on this holiday night.

GFY Thug Style
Code Free Style Battle (cont...)

Outro: Oystein

Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run
They don't wanna see us
Whole Adult Scripters click dressin up tryin ta be us
How the fuck they gonna be the mob when we always on our job
We millionaires, killin ain't fair but somebody gotta do it
Oh yeah, Perlcoders, you wanna fuck with us?
You little weak ass script-codin' motherfuckers
Don't one of you niggaz got gonhorrea or somethin?
You fuckin with us you fuck around
and have a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the fuck up, fore you get smacked the fuck up
That's how we do it on our side
Any of you coders from GFY that wanna bring it bring it
But we ain't singin, we bringin drama
Fuck you and your motherfuckin mama
We can out-code all you motherfuckers
Now when I came out I told you it was just about Membership Management
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfuckin opinion
Well this how we gonna do this
Fuck Content God
Fuck Con-Man
Fuck Adult Webware as a script
and as a motherfuckin crew
And if you wanna be down with Webware
Then fuck you too
Perlcoders, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too

(take money)
(take money)
Alla y'all script wanna-be's, fuck you die slow motherfucker
My leet code make sure all y'all shit don't flow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We the motherfuckin Mansion Crew - West side till we die!
Out here in California we warn ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob, nigga we the motherfuckin code mafia
Ain't nuttin but coders and the real scripters
All you motherfuckers feel us
Our shit's goin triple and four-quadruple
(take money)
You kiddies blast as our staff got guns at they
motherfuckers back, you know how it is
When we drop scripts they feel it
You niggaz can't feel it
We the realest, FUCK EM, we killin *echoes*

Sitting here gazing at the fireplace as it casts a warm glow across the room I catch the twinkle of the picture perfect Christmas tree in front of the window and notice the snowflakes floating gently down blanketing the earth.

I think of the New Year and how much potential it now holds for my family. There was a time where I felt hopeless unable to accomplish my goals as a business. There is always so much to do, not enough time to do it in and I lacked the technical skills necessary to further my business model. I am a perfectionist, never willing to settle for second best and it came to a point that I felt it would be better to give up than to settle for something that was simply not up to my standards.

All that changed when I was introduced to Mansion Productions. From the moment I saw their intro I knew I had come across something special, something worth my precious time. Delving deep into their infrastructure was like the moment I first felt true love. I was like a teen exploring a new realm of passion where your heart flutters as it pounds faster and faster. Each page is a new experience; a tantalizing glimpse into what could be.

DesignMansion will allow me to provide my customers with a state of the art technological orgy of delight. My customers will experience a visual enchantment that immediately lets them know that I feel they are valued and that I endeavor to provide them with quality. Once they venture father into the kingdom of delight the first thing they will notice is the quality of the content. Their hearts will race as they view the new and exciting images and not the run of the mill pictures they have seen everywhere else but exclusive content provided by ContentMansion.

What will probably impress them most though are the things they don?t see and feel. They will be able to concentrate on what they came there for and not be distracted by slow servers or heaven forbid downtime thanks to the complete reliability of HostMansion. The automation provide by MPA2 will allow me to get things done more quickly and allow me the time to concentrate on how I want to expand instead of spending my time trying to figure out how I?m going to catch up.

Yes, 2004 is going to be a very good year thanks to MansionProductions. If it wasn?t for Garry, the bright light that warms my heart and makes sure my every wish is fulfilled and Oystein that sexy, incredible intelligent, humble, heartwarming, eager, dashing human being that makes my loins eager for a business relationship I would not be looking forward to the future with as much gusto as I do now.

So my glass of champagne is raised to MansionProductions and all of their incredible staff with their vast experience in every aspect of the adult industry. ?Happy 2004 to you and thank you for never settling for anything but the very best?

Oh yeah.. a little courvoisier about now would be nice. And some fine lotion for my superior wang.

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/4017_0010.jpg

Oystein,

I think Mansion should take all their MPA2 customers
out for Drinks and maybe more..


:Graucho

Here is my entry, borrowed the poem from Robert Frost :thumbsup


Whose rebills these are I think I know.
His software is in the topranks though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his sales fly to and frough.

My little paysites must think it queer
To do business without MPA2 near
Between the niches and fetish cakes
The lowest sales of the year.

He gives this partner program a shake
To never ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy sales and the money quake.

The MPA2 are killer, stable and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And checks to write before I sleep,
And checks to write before I sleep.


If I win please give my winnings to Tootie, I know how hard she has been trying to save every penny to get her hands on MPA2, maybe one day I will be in need of something major and she will come to my rescue :thumbsup

Good Luck Tootie :winkwink:

Mansion Productions are fucking hot !!! Their awesome software turns your work into a Joint. Mansion Productions are the Adult industry horny top !!!
So much goodies and so Much of hot choice !!
Work with the best Mansion Productions .

bump for more entries:thumbsup

:thumbsup And I agree! Tootie is way up there right now. Unless someone comes in very strong now at the end. Only a few hours left!!!

:warning

I agree. If my entries do win, I will transfer my prize to Tootie. I have another entry here I wrote up a few days ago as the "last ditch effort", but I won't even bother.

I don't even own content based sites, so I was going to try to sell or trade for a soft hottub if I won, as an XMas gift to myself. Been wanting one for a while, just couldn't justify the extravagancy.

Tootie seems like she would REALLY love it for her sites, so I therefore bow out. It would be a shame for someone like me to win it and then just sell it with someone needing it so bad.

Good luck Tootie :)

Hell, I see support building for Tootie before I've even presented my masterpiece. I know it's the holiday season and all, but that's just gay. Oh, and poetry -- GAY!

Okay :thumbsup


Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
From Mansion Productions
There's mad script constructions
Slick intructions
Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
So fuck reductions
Hit em with dialers and cheques too
This text's true
Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
60% recurring and thats unconditionals
And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...



Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

Oh yeah!!! ONLY ABOUT AN HOUR LEFT!!!

:warning :thumbsup :warning

SWEET!!!!

I will run to a meeting and check back in when I get back! Keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit, looks like Hindsight stole this right at the end

Hindsight is big pimpin' yo! Nice job dude. :thumbsup

My vote goes to hindsight!

I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

It?s true. When I say I?m gay for MPA2, I don?t mean it in the usual oh-dude-I?m-so-overly-excited-about-this-random-thing-that-I-must-gesticulate-flamboyantly sense of the word; no, I mean if MPA2 had a penis, I would forgo a lifetime of ardent heterosexuality and allow said penis to stir my backdoor brownie mix.

I recall my first meeting with MPA2, when Oystein introduced us in Vegas almost two years ago. We were both fairly new to the industry at the time ? a pair of fresh-faced, young innovators looking to shake up the Jizz Biz and leave our own distinctive, mushroom-shaped impressions on the collective cheek of the industry. MPA2 told me how it dreamt of being the world?s most popular sponsor automation package, with features like cascading processors, multiple programs, and even built-in anti-cheating systems ? at a price within anyone?s reach. I told it I had a dream once where my own boogers revolted against my face ? from the inside.

MPA2 listened patiently while I regaled it with tales of the brutal, snot-soaked coup d'etat, and even half-smirked when I used the phrase ?mutinous mucus?. At this point, I realized MPA2 and CJbucks were destined to walk the fields of adult website sponsor-dom together -- who am I to argue with kismet?

We began slowly. I moved MPA2 from LA and set it up in a swanky server at National Net. Not wanting to overburden the new software, I started with only a few sites and one revenue-sharing program on CJbucks, but MPA2?s capacity for heavy loads soon became apparent. It wasn?t satisfied with only a few hundred members ? it wanted MORE members, LONG-LASTING members; it wanted members buried DEEP within my vast network of sites. MPA2 put more strange, new members in my greasy hands than a Turkish bathhouse.

But my affair with MPA has also been a boon for the webmasters of CJbucks too. Because MPA2 takes the complexity out of managing a sponsor program, I have time to keep webmasters and publishers happy with new tools with which to generate revenue for themselves. It allows me to diddle my paysites constantly, so the webmasters can keep pumping out oodles of delicious sign-ups. I don?t use the term ?oodles? lightly. In fact, here in Atlanta, Georgia, I reckon a man would get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him for using that word, but I use it proudly -- that?s just how gay I am for MPA2.

Like any relationship though, ours was not without its problems. Functionalities needed customizing and specific components required integrating, but whenever the road got bumpy or MPA2 and I became frustrated with each other, Oystein set down his horned helmet and goblet of lamb?s blood to mend our troubled love. It?s strange, really, that a Norwegian Viking would find time between marauding and pillaging to provide topnotch customer service to his clients, but then, I would expect nothing less from Mansion Productions.

And, apparently, I?m not the only one who expects great things from them. I thought I was special, and, like a fool, I believed what MPA2 and CJbucks had together was unique. I was horribly wrong. It seems MPA2 has been providing the same quality automation services for dozens of other companies -- Tramp! Hussy!

I suppose we?ll have to keep working together on a professional level. I?ll swallow my pride, and take it like a man -- just not the same way as before.

Of course, I?ve heard MPA2?s cousin, MMS is, like, a total hottie. The following picture goes out to MMS ? I can?t wait to see how you manage my member area, big boy.


http://www.hydrogenbomb.com/mpa2.jpg

You are such a slut Paul. There is going to be a ton of pissed off girls in Atlanta when they find out you've been cheating on them with your new Gay lover MPA2. I hope MPA2 wears a condom.

argh wtf?

I thought I was just within the deadline... shit man I didnt realise I had an extra hour :mad:


Fuck it, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win...

*rain dances off into the sunset*

About 15 minutes left. Good luck, everyone!

UMMM OK !!! WINNER!!! PUIT AN END TO IT NOW!!!!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!!! DONE DEAL!!!

MPA2 is the fuel of my fire, my burning desire, the dream that makes my nights hot and wet with fiery passion.

I want to lick its cascading billing solution until it shudders with orgasmic delight. I want to fun my fingers down its point-and-click interface and up to its unlimited commission configurations until it swells with erotic pleasure. I want to take its real-time member statistics between my moist, full lips and suck it deep into my soul until it's built-in anti-cheating feature explodes into the deepest recesses of my mind. I want to rub my warm, trembling body all over its 100% web-based administration and take its easy to read overview deep inside me. I will eagerly and tenderly caress its mass e-mail for admin use feature as I bring MPA2 to the brink of erotic explosion.

I stroke its customized outbound mails to webmasters and surfer signups and cancellations softly as my body presses against its easy affiliate code generator. My breathing is heavy, my pulse is racing and I feel myself nearing climax. My god.. my body is shivering and I feel myself nearing the end... I quickly take MPA2's intant account activation for affiliates deeper, deeper inside my tight, slippery hole and I wrap my smooth legs around its tools for webmaster data searching and we climax together, our bodies clinging to one another, our breaths mingling, our sighs merging into one glorious tone that shakes the very foundation of the earth!

And as I lie beside MPA2, my head resting sotfly on its central subscription cancellation panel, my hair flowing softly over its higher signup ratios, I breathe a sigh of pure contentment and joy, because I know I have found the billing and affiliate management software that I want to spend the rest of my life with. And life is worth living.

Oh yeah - CJ forgot to mention the *SECRET BONUS PRIZE*:

A NIGHT WITH PAUL

It's 12:30 PM PST :winkwink:

Again, good luck!

Tootie,

Mrs. Garrett called and said that you're starting to scare Jo, Blair, and Natalie. She said she wants to see you in the dorm kitchen right away.

:1orglaugh

bump

Hindsight wins this easily, his text is f*cking awesome....he used his words great and you can see he researched their site...

thanks...

--mel

LOL Now I'm pissed Paul you were suppose to dress up as a girl for my banner as one of the queens of the industry and now I see why you have been cheating on me and what you've been up to.

Oystein your one lucky guy to have a whore like Paul. what did you have to do for this besides give away such a sweet deal.

MPA2 and Paul deserve eachother:321GFY

I think he just called you a Facts of Life girl, and you laughed it off -- what a good sport! I almost feel bad about winning!

Uhhh... where do you think I got my nick from? :1orglaugh

...in English please.

We have a winner folks... this gets my vote :thumbsup

The best - by far

Roger, my camera disappeared when I was supposed to get those pics for you. I found the camera, and I've still got the miniskirt ready if you need a pic. Although, between your pics and this, people might begin to wonder about me.

Eh, fuck 'em.

http://www.tootieandfrootie.com/

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