Wtf you're a guy!!!!!! :feels-hot

Don't ever EVER get drunk when you meet Garry. That long hair, great pair of tits, lambada-like dancemoves and ofcourse the sexy voice will give you a nice fuzzy buzz inside!
Hearing "him" perform Aha's Take On Me at the karaoke bar will get even Vinnie Jones turned on...

He he he he,,,,, I think we have a winner here !!! NOT !!! :321GFY

Actually I LOL when I read this one and my wife was whondring what was so damn funny. Needless to say, I didnt show her this post !:winkwink:

Oystein has the B I G G E S T d*ck EVER!
with garry being a VERY close second ....
these guys are why everyone else needs penis enlargement pills!
Now if those pills worked as perfectly as MMS, us ladies would all be walking around with smiles the size of Texas.

:D :D :D

did I win? lol
*hugs*

Sweet looking software. I've been checking them all out and this one is really nice. Is anyone using it already, and can I see a demo of their members area ?

I'll let you see mine when I win. :Graucho

I've been working on my second entry. It's a doozy!

Okay, I can't resist posting this one now. I've got another one that I'm saving to post near the end, but I want to go ahead with this one. :Graucho

Are your affiliates in a snit,
Because your software is pure shit,
And they cannot be confirmed by you for days?

Give MPA2 a try,
And we know that you'll see why,
So many other 'masters give us praise!

Are your promoters up in arms,
And sending you alarms,
Because your stats are annoyingly delayed?

MPA2 can save you,
Before your webmasters enslave you,
They'll see their stats before they're even paid!

Are you tired of all the cheating,
Does your wallet take a beating,
And leave you feeling like a beaten pup?

MPA2 to the rescue,
When the cheaters start to test you,
It will keep you safe and it will not give up!

Are your signups in the shitter,
And your webmasters a'flitter,
Talking down about your program all day long?

MPA2 can save your ratio,
It will never be to late, you know,
And 20% higher sales will be your song!

OK. There is no doubt that we have a serious contender here now! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Since its about Rapping now..lol

" Ashes to Ashes...Dust to Dust... If you don't use Mansion
Productions... you will be left in the dust "


:thumbsup

Top notch from top to bottom. Every person within Mansion has a strong knowledge of the industry which helps provide for a better end product.

Oystein has a long history and is a pure genius, sit and talk with him and you just feel smater.

Garry is the best, always has the answers, always takes that extra step to get it done for ya.. He's cute and owe's me a beer as well.

Peter and Mariush rock as well, problems always solved right as they happen. Always point you in the right direction to get the best out of the product.

All in all Mansion/MPA2 is the most used program out there, why, it's simple it's the best.

Not much more I can say, just buy it, use it, and get rich!

[IMG]http://photo.starblvd.net/bambi/2-2-1-1074782741?m=1&pg=1&ro=1&co=0&pw=*33D93FE208ED[/IMG]

I saw Oystein's ass :Graucho :Graucho
It's the nicest fucking ass I have ever seen!!!! :winkwink:

I'd hit it :Graucho

$4k seems like an insanely high price tag IMO

http://www.imagefolio.com/pro/ does most of what your script does, bar the auto updates.

yeah too high

J.R. - :)

GrimShawn - Niiiice. And you should know too :thumbsup

Bambi911xx - Not bad. Next time post the image here :winkwink:

jmk - Now THAT is fucking scary Jean Marie! :Kissmy

Paul -C- - We realize it might be a bit high for some...

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Keep them coming.... still time left!

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OH my gosh finally did it ,and it only took me like 2 hours to figure out how to post this! That is a prize in it's self! ;-)

:helpme

About how many hours are left in this thing? I don't want to miss the end :)

Is it about 10 hours?

Wow... I won... I never won anything in my life... Fuck Yea.... Oh shit.. now I must get to vegas... was debating on going... guess I will have to now...

BTW, what did I win again?

http://photo.starblvd.net/~bambi/2-2-2.jpg

I had to do one more because I figured out how to show it;-)

<Crossing fingers it works>

Official time this competition end is

12.30PM Pacific Standard Time - Friday 19th. 2003

:2 cents: :thumbsup :2 cents:

MMS looks like one of the best designed content management systems available to adult webmasters today. From my past experiences with Oystein and the team, I'm certain it will be the best choice of program to run any members area.


*suck**grovel* :winkwink:

You guys do realize what MMS in internet terms actually means right?

Mansion productions have such great programmers, their always on top of things and the software itself is beautiful! It has made everything much easier with having a affiliate program and it has brought in bigger numbers!

Oystein and Garry are both great guys and know what their doing, but I can't leave out the programmers that made it all happen! Garry, keep doing what you're doing and crank out more automated software like MPA and MMS!


jDoG

I am surprised how this competition only draws 100+ posts with a price worth $3,995 when a competition where you can win a $200 XBox draws over 11.000 posts!

WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! (maybe they freak out when they have to say something good about us... hehehe)

:Hollering

I still think I should win... after all... mine was in the truest form of GFY spirit... :winkwink:

I now know where you are staying in Vegas... room 666, on the 6th floor... ok... my prize better be there... or else!!! :1orglaugh

I was actually checking out MMS yesterday for my own personal sites - unfortunately I'm not in the position to pay the $3995 - how could I not enter!!!!

On a serious note aside from my Saddam post I applaud Mansion Productions for delivering innovated and unique products to the industry.

You can clearly see that any product that Mansion Productions cultivates are professionally developed, well thought out and carefully planned to suite every webmaster in this ongrowing adult industry. For example when MPA2 was released i was very impressed about the new cascading billing feature which would increase anyones monthly profits by at least 30%. Manison Productions developed this software with everyone in mind including the little guys; with the highly advanced new technology they brought to the table they could of easily made this software for just the big boys. Instead of charging an arm and leg they've made MPA2 affordable for anyone, whether your just starting out with your own paysite or already running a massive affiliate program.

You can assure that when you purchase their products you'll have the newest technology and features to maximize your profits.

I don't post a lot on the gfy but enjoy reading and catching up on the lastest news. I see praises towards MPA2 and Mansion productions all the time, i have no doubt in my mind that this company is one step ahead of others.

Just when you thought Manison Productions were finished they developed and came out with a new piece of software MMS. With the auto update feature implentend, how can you not give these guys two thumbs up :thumbsup :thumbsup MMS might cost $3995 but with just the auto update feature it's well worth the price. We all know that webmasters spend many hours on the computer sucking up radation, but with MMS you can free up a lot of time to tend to more important issues for ex. with your family, friends and loved ones. You simply can't put a price on that.

Well that about sums it up, great job guys, i'll look foward to see what else ya'll bring to the table. O yeah, if i win, i'll suck your right toe Oystein... don't ask me why, i just have a foot fetish.

Xbox contests where? where? I already have one, Lord of the RIngs King returned rocked!

But I know a few people who want one I could try to win it for !



:angel

MANSIONPRODUCTIONS we see
the products neat
the people great to meet
please get this product for me
all with class and a style
why dont you try MPA2 for a while
inceased dollars will will get
you can afford to buy the penthouse pet
finding updating pay sites to slow
why dont you give MMS a go
with the HOSTMANSION prod
we will give a nod
host with the most
10% off all mansion products they boast
now for more money
MONEYMANSION a sign up success
try this one and bugger the rest
and as a refferal bonus that's great
you'll get 10% bonus for reffering a mate
with FPA's and banners galore
MONEYMANSION you couldnt ask for more
now for design of paysite
these guys work well into the night
with design so clean
this DESIGNMANSION site needs to be seen
well now we have the software so mean
and the design so clean
content we need to find
CONTENTMANSION comes to mind
with all these products in one place
we are sure to be ahead of the race
with support so cool
and products that leap
with MANSIONPRODUCTIONS we will soon be at the top of the HEAP

Thug style

At Mansion, We Hit Em Up

Intro:
I ain't got no motherfuckin friends
That's why I'm gonna fuck yo' bitch, you lame motherfucker
(take money) West side!!
Content Management killers
(take money) You know the realest
(take money) We bring it to you
(take money)

Verse One: Tupac

First off, fuck your script and the shit you claim
Mansion Membership Scripts when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your life
We bust on shit scripters fucked for life
Plus Webware tryin ta see me weak hearts I rip
Content God and Conman some mark ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin for ya jewels
steady gunnin, keep on bustin at the fools, you know the rules
Dravyk, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
cut your old ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
TrueNick, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off tha street, so fuck peace
I let them niggas know it's on for life
So with Mansion we ride tonight hahahah
DirtyGloves murdered on wax, and killed
Fuck wit' me and get ya caps peeled, you know ... see ...

Chorus:

Grab ya cocks, when you see Oystein
Call the bank, when you see Oystein, uhh
Who tried me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...

When I won the 2million post contest MPA2 was one of the items I truly wanted so I made sure I put it up pretty high on my list. After I found out that I did not when this prize and that it went to tipsy instead I was heart broken. I laided in bed for days on end trying to get over the loss with very little success. Then just when I thought my heart and mind had mended and I could continue to go on with my life, Tipsy goes and gives the prize up on Ebay. Rage took over me, was I being tortured, was Tipsy mocking me or was I just plain crazy over a kick ass program that got away from me. After a month of seeing my shrink I can finally say I'm getting over my terrible loss. Although, I may never be over it completely-- And who could get over lossing such a great prize that could make me and my future program turly elite-- maybe one day I will get the chance again. Now I have a chance to win another great product from the creators of MPA2, will this contest take me down that pityful road again or will I prevail and win this time:helpme

With a program that can do all this and leave me more time to dwell on the los of MPA2, what is a poor webmaster to do but only hope and wish.:thumbsup

MMS automatically builds the thumbnails, creates galleries using various templates, and updates the site's pages. The complete help system guided step-by-step tutorials, and live support, will make you a professional right away.

Easy to use interface to control all of your sites from a central admin panel!

Re-use content throughout the site(s) - if you have run out of new content, you still have chance to make your "updates" - take some of the old sets and make them appear as new. Most of your members will never notice!

Custom-set sort order for the galleries in your sites - by date added, by popularity, by name.

Lots of extra interactive features -
Your members will love it (and stay there for long time):

:: News/Events system.
:: "What's new" / "What's next" sections in your site - with thumbs, titles and descriptions.
:: "Most visited links" - your site's TOP 10.
:: Automated Feedback page.
:: FAQ support.
:: No limits on supported content types.
:: Manage all of your leased content.

Fully dynamic or auto-generated static pages for your sites - it's your choice.
And the great support of all those lovely folks at http://www.mansionproductions.com/

A little long but hey it might pay off.:glugglug

MMS is so sexy I jizzed in my pants when I read the feature list.

1.
Mansion products make the absolute best software in the online adult business. every webmaster would love to own a copy of thier elusive Software.

2.
MPA2 Is a great resource for Webmasters it saves time and most of all it makes money guaranteed. the absolute best software out there for the Adult webmaster..

3. Oystein Is a very sexy man. I want to rub myself all over him while I think dirty thoughts :Graucho

4. Garry is an amazing guy fast friendly and efficient you cannot go wrong with this guy he will do his best to make your life easier and and more efficient.

:: Well There is my Entry Figured what the hell worth a shot :) ::

There once was girl named tootie,
Some people said she was a cutie,
But tootie she thought,
That her looks were for naught,
Because MPA2 was her booty.

All day and all night she did dream,
Of a program so sweet and serene,
That would make signups rise,
And bring her the prize,
Of every Mansion Production she'd seen.

She worked and she saved for a while,
'Til one day she said, with a smile,
"I saved for so long,
Bought MPA2 for a song,
And now my promoting's worthwhile!"

Did someone say Xbox - where do I post?

Poems, eh? :) Finally, we've got a REAL contest rolling.

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Twas 6 days before XMas
And on GFY
Not a person was posting
I could not understand why.

The prize being offered
Amazing for sure
Was by mansion productions
From their online script store.

I had already seen
what MPA2 could do
Cascading billing,
Affiliate stats too.

And what could be better
Than Mansion's support
Both Oystein and Gary
Are quick to retort.

Now the funny thing is
I had already posted myself
A nice little write-up
I thought was top shelf.

Few people had posted
And closing time neared
Ol Dusie thought his chances
Looked sparkling and clear

But new Poems were written
Some of them very slick
Ol Dusie thought now
"If I don't win, I'll be sick".

So here's a small picture
Of something to come
It's also what happens
When I drink too much rum.

http://www.anal-adventure.com/contest_pic.jpg

Cheers All :)

On the first day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, true cascading bill-ing!

One the second day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the third day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the fourth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the fifth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the sixth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the seventh day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the eighth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the ninth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the tenth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, URL code generation, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the eleventh day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, built-in anti-cheating, URL code generation, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the twelfth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, mass admin e-mails, built-in anti-cheating, URL code generation, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

Oystein, Oystein, he's so cute!
He makes tootie's booty toot!

Ack, sorry. That was bad. LOL

Check this out, you muthafuckas know what time it is
I don't even know why I'm even on this page
ya'll nigguz ain't even on my level
I'ma let my little homies ride on you
bitch made-ass wanna-be scripters -- deal with it!!

Sweet:thumbsup :1orglaugh